Scary Mommy Confessions
- I'm jealous of the other moms in here who have great relationships with their mothers
- My DH made CFO...I want to fuck on his desk with the door closed:)
- I hate who I am when I'm with my husband. Whenever I am around him all I can think is how incompetent and lazy he is. I feel like a complete and utter bitch.
- I know it's pathetic and I've probably watched way too many Disney movies but Flynn Rider is kinda cute lol
- Naired one leg. Ran out. No razors in the house. I feel oddly unbalanced and probably will until I get to the store tomorrow.
- I stole tons of money from my family because they never knew I had their house key made. I'd sneak in and steal money while I knew they were out. I do it to my boyfriend too. He has no idea.
- My sister's marriage is in tatters & having financial difficulties. I feel guilty when with her cause I have a wonderful life with my DH & kids. I feel I can't tell her things because it feels like I'm bragging. IT SUX!
- My DH is having a vasectomy this week. For some reason, I can't have a conversation with him about it without throwing in an evil chuckle.
- My kids give me heart burn & anxiety. My reflex is to punch them when they scream & startle me(I never have) They scream their LUNGS out all day. It makes me nervous & I want to cry all the time. They NEVER listen. FML.
- Yelled @ dd so ferocious that I literally sounded like a demon. She's got a rash & needs meds but refuses them. Scared her so bad. I feel terrible but I'm tired of her thinking she's boss.
- Every time I take a shit I'm afraid I will poop this baby out. Almost to the end and have had severe constipation the entire time. :(