- I soooo WANT TO LEARN HOW TO EXPERIENCE "subspace" like bdsm people talk about! Cant wrap my mind around it, but sure sounds UHHHHMAZING!
- I'm raising my DDs traditionally, not according to this anti-girl feminist idea. Yeah, they have a pink kitchen and princess dolls. They also have better manners and can rock an Army obstacle course.
- I know smoking is bad for me. I'm terrified of cancer. Why can't I just stop smoking? I look forward to a smoke when kiddo goes down for a nap.. and at the end of the night when DH and I go outside and chat like grown ups.
- other than laundry dishes making meals diaper changes and taking care of 5 babies today I haven't done shit
- Will and Jada Smith creep me right out!
- How early is "too early" for a Jello shooter? I mean, it's Jello, right? So no one else needs to know the rest! It's 2pm...I'm breaking out the whipped cream and going for it!! Damn, I'm a rebel!!
- I just sprayed hairspray at a HUGE spider. I don't think it's dead but it sure looks well groomed now!!
- I wish my hubby would give me a pass to fuck a woman's brains out sometimes...
- I'm on a diet and DH keeps bringing home all sorts of treats and goodies. Maybe I should have told him. I will...right after this hot fudge brownie delight, I swear!
- Toys stuffed down toilets and food on the floor, a fight that ends up with the slam of a door. A sigh of frustration another wet diaper brings. These are a few of my not favourite things.
- My DH is a firefighter and is on one of those "hot body" calendars. It turns me on knowing other women (and men!) find him as hot as I do!!
- Some days I think I'm too hard on myself, other days I think I'm not hard enough on myself. The life of a mom!
- I want to be spit roasted. 🙈
- I am constantly looking at houses for sale in our area even though it doesn't make sense for us to buy right now. Renting is the smarter option right now but I still find "dream" houses almost every day.
- I need to lose weight. Didn't stop me from buying pizza, oreos and cheetos to binge on tonight while DH is at work. Sickening.
- Sometimes when I stink, I smell my armpits because I kinda like it, but its also kinda gross. I don't know if I like it or if its bad.. Hmmm