- When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy
- My mom lives like she's homeless a serious hoarder
- I'm a much better mom now that I'm working.
- Filled my water bottle with wine. And took it to carols. At church. With my two kids. Merry Christmas my friends!
- i hate the touch of my mother's hands. something happened i just don't remember
- I Blame Walt Disney for my life. Asshole
- I just found out I have several thousand dollars coming to me in the new year. I'm making a donation to the women's shelter in my town and taking myself to the spa.
- Havent cleaned my bathrooms in 2 months just scrubbed mold out of the laundry room toilet. Feeling guilty. Or maybe not.
- leaving for Christmas holidays tomorrow am.... house is an absolute disaster! Wishing Santa will come in and clean it for me...
- Went to the salon for a much needed respite and a mani-pedi. As the woman rolled my pant cuffs down after the calf massage a cheerio sailed through the air...
- The only way I can stop my infant from crying and screaming is to put my boob in her mouth. Needless to say I have no clue how she'll make it when I go back to work...
- I used to believe that a woman couldn't have an orgasm while standing up or all of her inside lady parts would fall out. Took me until I was 25 to realize it was a complete lie. Damn I used to be so innocent and naive...
- Researching DH family tree, I found his grandfather marriage license. The only problem, it was not to DH's grandmother. Don't know if anyone knows he was married before. Too scared to ask...might let out a secret.
- When I'm at someone else's house I look in their cabinets in the bathroom. I don't take anything- just nosey I guess...
- I clean my ears with bobby pins.
- Spent all day thinking and lusting after a coworker. I'm supposed to get married in a few months. Idk how bad of a sign that is