- When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy
- I think I have emasculated my ex. Idk if I can forgive myself for this. He's probably the best I'll ever have.
- The only reason I had a child was because my husband gave me an ultimatum of baby or divorce. Wish I could be a better mother, but I always knew I wasn't cut out for this.
- Pregnancy adventures: Oh God. That was not a fart like I thought it was going to be.
- Deeply regret not pursuing a career in music. Love my hubby and kids but my career is so fucking boring!!! Some days wish I could rewind to 15 years ago...
- Didn't think we'd make it. There was physical, emotional & verbal abuse on both parts for the first year of our dd's life. It was horrible. We changed and got better. We will never hurt one another again. 5 years strong.
- i am finally under 250lbs!! My heaviest was 278 this jan. I cant tell anyone bc no one knew my weight. So proud!!
- After my kids get on the bus and my DH goes to work..... I go back to bed and sleep until noon everyday. Seriously depressed and wish I had a job to go to.
- So sad that I had to choose between treating my uti and food.this blows
- I feel so jealous of parents with well behaved children...
- The main reason I breastfeed my son is not because of the bonding, nutritional benefits etc. It's so I can eat ice cream every night after he goes to bed without gaining weight.
- My DS2 still takes a bottle. His doc says wean him off. I see no problem. He's never had a soother or sucked his thumb. It's his 1 comfort I feel awful taking it away!
- I'm so broke, my fridge is so empty. When DS 5 wanted to pack lunch for school today, he chose crusty ass croutons, TG there was stuff for PB&J , and left over watermelon. Poor little dude.
- I want a tummy tuck so bad I can't stand it. Have been saving for it, but don't know if I can actually go through with it because I will feel selfish. Probably spend the money on a family trip instead
- Put on a pair of jeans this morning I haven't worn in about 3 years … without sucking in. Think I'll go have a quickie with my vibrator to celebrate.
- I really have no motivation to clean my house unless I have hydrocodone. I steal them from my mom frequently.