Scary Mommy Confessions
- When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy
- I naively bought an Elf on the Shelf thinking it would make DD 3 magically behave. Not only does she still act like a shit, now I have a 25 day commitment every year during the month of December.
- My brother just called. Grandma died. I just cant.....
- Watching NFL football makes me horny!
- I'd rather be dead then trying to keep up with life in 2013 with 4 kids in a shitty ass marriage.
- My life is about serving everyone else's needs but my own. I'm starting to become quite bitter about it.
- I fantasize about setting fire to my house and using the insurance to pay it off and get adivorce. The size of my conscience would never allow it but I'm pretty sure my plan is good enough I could get away with it.
- H is a self admitted porn addict, promised to quit. In a drunken rage the other night he threw his new porn mag at me and told me to go fuck myself. I'm so tired of him choosing his hand over me :( Why am I not good enough?
- Our pipes froze=no water. Using it as an excuse to be lazy! No laundry, ordered takeout (can't make dishes!), no shower for me or ds2, no moping the floors. Have bottled water to drink and flush potty, were good for now!
- There are days where I practically beg my one year old to go to sleep, just so I can go soak in the tub for 30 mins and get away from DH, the dogs, the cats, and the noise from the TV!
- I'm a homeschool blogger. Readers ask me for advice all the time. I wonder how many people would trust my opinion if they knew we fell on hard times, so broke I've literally fed my children crackers and cheese as a meal.