- When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy
- I was supposed to see my "guy friend" this weekend, but thought I'd try to spend the weekend with my husband instead. NOW realize I should have kept my weekend plans to be with someone who cares.
- I remember praying for the day I would hear "mommy"..... Now every time I hear it I want to jump out an effing window!
- 9yo DS saw a little bit of my stretch mark-ridden stomach when I was lying down. He pointed and acted as if he was going to vomit, saying "ahh eww omg thats so gross" etc. I am shocked at how hurt I am by this...
- Finally starting to figure out how to get my DS4 to listen to me and calm his tantrums down! I feel like I'm finally winning at this parenting thing! GO MOM!! :)
- Getting a divorce after 1year of marriage. Luckily, no kids. I feel like I dodged a bullet! I care more about my career than a h and kids.
- When you get on an exercise machine and it asks for your weight, I always lie and enter in at least 5lbs less.... I don't know why! It's not like the machine is going to judge and say "fatty!" LOL
- I think part of my mucus plug came out on dh during sex that we couldn't finish due to me being in pain. I think he thinks I cheated. I haven't slept with someone else since two months before we got together.
- SiL is having a hard time TTC and doing all these medical interventions to try to get pregnant.I want to scream at her " don't do it,enjoy your life!", but don't want to be an unsupportive bitch.
- I'm 35 weeks pregnant and I just want this alien parasite out of me, tomorrow I'm going to jump up and down on the trampoline until he takes the hint or I die of exhaustion
- I'm going to live the rest of my life lonely for intimacy and affection. The kids just aren't enough.
- My husband is better at sex after I lose my shit and cry about needing help around here. Sometimes I pick fights and cry just for the post-tears guilt sex.
- I'm so anxious about talking on the phone that I make DS go to school sick so I don't have to call the absence line.
- i wish someone would just take my life for me. I don't want to be here. I can't. because my mom killed herself. No one would forgive me if I did it again.
- On the outside I'm a bubbly friendly to everyone person. Inside I'm a sociopath well aware of how to get what I want the way I want & the knowledge I can commit serious crimes & get away with them. No one has any idea.
- I am so tired of having adult acne. I'm in my 40s. When will it stop? I'm always worried about upcoming holidays and nights out with friends -- will I have a huge, disfiguring zit? Or two? Or three? Probably.