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Confession #199145

  • When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy

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  • I was supposed to see my "guy friend" this weekend, but thought I'd try to spend the weekend with my husband instead. NOW realize I should have kept my weekend plans to be with someone who cares.
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  • I think part of my mucus plug came out on dh during sex that we couldn't finish due to me being in pain. I think he thinks I cheated. I haven't slept with someone else since two months before we got together.
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  • My husband is better at sex after I lose my shit and cry about needing help around here. Sometimes I pick fights and cry just for the post-tears guilt sex.
  • I'm so anxious about talking on the phone that I make DS go to school sick so I don't have to call the absence line.
  • i wish someone would just take my life for me. I don't want to be here. I can't. because my mom killed herself. No one would forgive me if I did it again.
  • On the outside I'm a bubbly friendly to everyone person. Inside I'm a sociopath well aware of how to get what I want the way I want & the knowledge I can commit serious crimes & get away with them. No one has any idea.
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