- When it is just me & the kids & they go outside i sometimes leave Nick on, when caught i tell my so i just havent bothered to turn the channel but sometimes it is bc i like the shows even tho i am too old not bc i am lazy
- i just used my personal savings to pay the bills. So sad.
- DD is 8 months old and my pregnancy test was positive this morning. Shit.
- I remember a time when hubs would fuck me WITH a tampon in bc it was so hot and we couldn't wait. Now it's more like, "Uh, OK. Next week then?"
- Currently trying to go poop and my darling Ds2 is trying to fix my belly with a screwdriver nice right
- When my mom calls, I put my phone on speaker so I can play my sudoku game while "listening"
- Forget the kids, I had to lock my husband out to poop in private!
- Sometimes I go to the gym 20-30 minutes before class so I can surf the internet and have some extra time to myself.
- A secret fantasy of mine has been to go to a concert and then spend the night fucking the lead singer. There's something about a man who sings that drives me wild. I think about it all the time.
- The only reason I keep myself in shape is because everytime my H sees me he is ready to fuck me. The look in his eyes is very rewarding after a good workout.
- Some guy thought he was smart creating his own right lane then pulling in front of me after racing through the light. I floored my Jeep and tailed his ass 'til he almost shit himself. Don't fucking cut in front of me!
- DH and I made an "incentive" chart-for each chore completed, the other has to go down on them. It's been 3 weeks. The score is me:41 DH:0. Bad news, I'm still doing all the work. Good news, I don't have to give him a BJ.
- Just drank wine out of a Starbucks mug and hid the rest of the bottle at the back of the fridge. Feel like I should feel a little ashamed/guilty/low but nope... I am enjoying feeling a little buzzed though!
- Fiancé and I had sex laying on our sides yesterday, I looked down and my boobs made me cry. Empty balloons :(
- I hit a parked car and didn't leave a note.
- I take a sleeping pill every night. Terrified that I am doing damage to myself but can't sleep without it.