- My ass hurts severely. When I shit, it feels like I'm shitting glass. I don't want to go to the Dr.
- I've weighed over 300 lbs for over 3 years and I can't stop eating. I'm fairly sure I'm addicted to food. I'm so embarrassed I've let myself go this far, and for this long.
- I snoop through all of my husbands emails /phone/everything. I'm convinced he's not in love with me and secretly talking to his ex gf that he never had closure with :(
- I just ate 2 whole rows of oreos. I didn't want my husband to think I'm a fatty, so I threw the rest away, went and bought a new pack, and only aye 3. Such good self control I have! ;)
- Most days it takes all of my effort to convince others and myself that I am happy. I'm actually just fucking miserable. I love my baby but I seriously hate everything else about my life, including my marriage. Its all a lie.
- It's 9:15 a.m my ds5 has already had two meltdowns before I've even had my coffee I'm losing it told him I'm calling the police to come get him mommy fail
- Raising my son is a piece of cake compared to being married to my POS Husband
- I'm willing to cheat on DH but the man I want doesn't seem to want me back. I'm more devastated than I should be or let on.
- A few months ago I was at the dollar store and saw a man in his 20s slipping bags of candy into his pockets. I was disgusted but didn't say anything to the staff. It still bothers me.
- Had a dream about my ex last night. Dh would be so mad if he knew.
- I'm 30 and have never tried weed. Closest I've ever been to the stuff is when others are smoking it at concerts.
- If I don't take a poo in the morning it affects my mood for the whole day.
- I am a straight woman with a child. I'm in love with Sarah Croce and would totally have sex with her! she is so hot!
- I never hear my neighbour yell at her kid. She must hear me scream like a banshee at mine all the fucking time. Either she has a perfect kid or she's drunk all the time. God I hope she's drunk all the time.
- Sat on the toilet, reading SM with nair on my top lip. Did not expect life to end up here!
- I love my autistic boys. But God, I hope my daughter is neurotypical!