- My ass hurts severely. When I shit, it feels like I'm shitting glass. I don't want to go to the Dr.
- I could care less if my vag is tight or not. I could be a toneless cavern sorrounded by a sea of cellulite and two saggy funbags to my waist and DH will shoot off in 10 minutes after seeing me naked. Guess I am "lucky"?
- Yesterday as a family, we concluded that yes, it is okay 4 kids to plot against and throw eggs at the neighborhood bully kid who terrorizes the neighborhood. Hes bigger, older and mean. Go tell your ma. Make my day, punk.
- I'm seriously considering taking up drinking during the daytime.
- Its been a week since having a huge fight with H. I was right, nothing ever really changes. It was good for almost 3 days. Then just like that, we are back to old ways and I don't even want to get out of bed.
- My mother is a racist and bigoted against gay people. She is hugely morbidly obese. I am now in a lesbian relationship with an indian woman, and I am totally bigoted against fat people. Ugh.
- I am that inconsistent parent that yells at my kids for not following the rules of the week. Total mom fail.
- My husband rapes me all the time and gets a kick out of it. Now he is trying to include his male friend. I just want to die.
- I want another baby even though we have 4 and are working class. Ideally Id have as many as" god " provided.
- I actually love being a mom even though I suck at it.
- I'm leaving work early and not telling DH. If I did he would make me pick up the kids. So I'm not saying a word. Need some alone time.