Scary Mommy Confessions
- My ass hurts severely. When I shit, it feels like I'm shitting glass. I don't want to go to the Dr.
- I just had to wax my stomach. What the hell did pregnancy do to me?!
- Made an ass of myself at gyn today. She's like "I'm going to use small speculum so you're comfortable". I'm like "so how do u announce when someone needs the big one??" She's like "We don't joke about that". Oops.
- Just ate a huge bowl of cereal, 2 bowls of broccoli cheddar soup, a Snickers and 2 Dove chocolates. Then went and barfed it all up. Thought I was done with all that, but the thought of having my full belly was so gross.
- I've had 2 mental breakdowns. Just like a car wreck, it's so much worse when you know what's coming. If I feel myself sliding into madness a third time, I'm going to put a bullet in my brain rather than endure it again.
- Feeding my 4yr old a Gerber Graduate meal tonight bc I don't feel like cooking. Hey, it's Friday and I worked all week. I'm tired!
- I wish I could call my baby's first birthday party "hooray we didn't kill him and he's lasted a whole year".
- I spend way too much time daydreaming about kissing my girl crush. I can't stop thinking about her!
- He almost hit me. He did push into me. He told me he would kill me. My kids heard it all. He hates me but I have no where to go, no money, no job and no car.
- Going to have sex with DH tonight and its been forever. Like since 4 months before dd3m was born. So scared! Also a little sad we have to schedule sex like an appointment
- I'm having a hard time loving my fussy 1 year old daughter as much as I love my 4 year old daughter. I feel I'm having a short fuse with her and that I'm a terrible, impatient mother who is not giving her what she needs.