- I just wanted to go to the store..thats it. Now its supper time and what do we have to cook yep nada. O now you want me to go to the store? Now that its 6pm! why do you have to be such an asshole ALL the time? take a day off
- My DH is jealous of my dildo. It's bigger than him.
- I eat my own boogers and always have, but i THOUGHT about eating DS's. Got totally disgusted at myself and since then have been trying to forget I did that.
- I love my 4yr old daughter more than life itself. Shes beautiful, smart and sweet. Very well behaved too, but sometimes I am so mean to her! I hate myself for it.
- If i feel a sneeze coming I cross my legs, clench my kegels, turn around (grab a tissue if possible)... if the sneeze doesn't come I feel like i wasted a ton of effort. If one attacks by surprise, i pee a little.
- I put on Frozen pretty much every time it's on Starz. I own it. I am also convinced that DS knows the songs and is soothed by them because I went to see it when I was 9mo pregnant
- I have a serious fetish for premature ejaculation. I dont know why other women complain about it so much, I think it is such a turn-on!
- I have yet to figure out, at the age of 35, how to shave my pussy without creating a razor-burned, bumpy, red, irritated mess down there! Was getting Brazilians, but they're so expensive! My new H likes it bare.
- I am kind of creeped-out by large weeds in my garden. I'm afraid to touch them, similarly to the way I don't like spiders. It's weird.
- I need a wife. You know. Like men have wives to do EVERYTHING for them. I want that.
- I wish I could have a day with my kids that wasn't worthy of a scarymommy confessional :(