- I just wanted to go to the store..thats it. Now its supper time and what do we have to cook yep nada. O now you want me to go to the store? Now that its 6pm! why do you have to be such an asshole ALL the time? take a day off
- dd's best friend's dad is so hot I kick myself in the a$$ every afternoon at school pick up for still being in my pjs and not finding the hair brush or make up. nxt week I will look hot and talk to him
- ExDH and my son's dad have joined forces to bury me in court so I lose my kids to them. I'm a good mom and put up with a lot from both of them. I can't tell anyone, even my current dh. I'm too scared of could happen.
- There's a SAHD at my son's school that I want to hang out with. NOT interested sexually, but he seems cool and def. more approachable than the other stuck-up priss moms.
- Sometimes I really resent my emotionally stupid, tough as nails, alpha male DH. I am very cerebral and liberal. Then get around more my type of guys, and remember why I married such real mans man.
- I gave my husband a "hand job" with my bare feet. It was AWESOME for both of us.
- My boyfriend hates my mother, and it literally tears me apart. I'm so family oriented and the fact that I have to lie to my mother about why he can never make it to dinners makes me want to cry.
- Somedays the only thing I have going for me is that I am not a fat chick.
- We'll probably move states within the next 5 years. In laws have hinted that they're waiting to see where we move before they decide where they'll move. Someone's going to end up dead, and it's not me.
- I want to be as happy Pinky Pie.
- It's a big possibility we will be homeless in a couple of months. We have nowhere to go.
- I can't stand my MIL. Sometimes, my daughter looks like her when she makes certain facial expressions and it repulses me for a second. It makes me feel terrible.
- I wish I was the type of mom that woke up early, got dressed w cute hair and makeup, got dd2 up and ready at a decent hr, followed a schedule, and was happy. But I'm not. Will I ever be??
- I have a sex playlist on my iPhone. Just in case.
- After spending far too much money on fertility treatments, we still don't have a second child. I want to give up but I can't. I feel like I have failed myself, my DH and my DD.
- H doesn't try to have good sex anymore. It makes me angry. He gets off, I don't, even though I put in all the work and make it good for him. Turning the tables doesn't do any good. No solution.