Scary Mommy Confessions
- I just wanted to go to the store..thats it. Now its supper time and what do we have to cook yep nada. O now you want me to go to the store? Now that its 6pm! why do you have to be such an asshole ALL the time? take a day off
- I love my married bf..but Im scared when its all said and done.. He's gonna choose her..even though he swears not
- I would never say it to his face but after tonight i -hate- my dh just a little bit.
- Got mad and said motherfucker to 10 yr old & infront of 7 yr old this morning. Horrible mom..but he is such a little shit all the damn time. ugh. fml
- When I meet new couples I always end up imagining what they look like having sex. Not really a turn on or fantasy,just can't help wondering.
- Had my first orgasm this morning in forever. No, really. I truthfully can not remember the last time we had sex together which makes me very sad as we used to have a great sex life. But this last year something is just...OFF
- Last night my husband bought a huge pack of batteries for his stupid toys. All I could think was "Yes! Finally. I need to replace the batteries in my favorite toy!"
- I am way too excited about the fact that i just noticed the cartoon kids on " sid the science kid" have five fingers and not the usual animated four!
- Things aren't too gr8 with hubby right now recently my x who is also my first everything, came back into my life, we remained good friend threw the yrs,&I'm tempted to have a 50 shades fling with him,
- I had an orgasm on the phone with my EA as bf was pulling in the driveway.
- Whenever he pisses all over the toilet seat, I use his clothes to wipe it off.