Scary Mommy Confessions
- my parents are fucking depressing. so glad i got out of that environment, but i feel bad for my 10 y/o brother. my parents are competely different now compared to how they were when they raised me.
- I follow my own confessions to see likes/hugs/IMG me toos so I don't feel so lonely.
- I am completely miserable. I feel like I am dying inside. My H is an asshole that just storms around the house and is rarely happy.
- Just about finished with bfing, thought my post baby body looked pretty good until I caught myself in the mirror today..I'm sure I used to have boobs! When did they vanish and how did I miss it? Could've said goodbye...
- I think of children as parasites. They hone in and consume everything edible, sucking the life out of me, leaving huge messes in their wake, and to top it off, it's NEVER ENDING!
- my dh and I are equally fat asses.. I use to be the hot one..
- I have twins and I would across an ocean for twin A twin B not so much..
- DH finally got a scrip for Cialis. Can't wait to see how well it works!!!
- When my bff's and I were in our smoking hot 20's we used to drive around and flash our tits to guys. The reactions varied from thanks ladies you made my day to why are you bothering me. I miss those wild, carefree days.
- I never feel like having sex with DH. You'd feel the same way if you had one who burped, farted, and never brushed his teeth.
- Just spent a night in HELL with the norovirus. I puked so much I finally just had bloody bile coming up. My mom begrudgingly watched my dd and told me "you better not get puke on my coverlet." Even at 34 she crushes me.