- my parents are fucking depressing. so glad i got out of that environment, but i feel bad for my 10 y/o brother. my parents are competely different now compared to how they were when they raised me.
- I find myself thinking "FUCK YOU!" to the guy I call my bf more and more often.
- I wish the batteries in my electric toothbrush lasted as long as the ones in my kids' annoying noise-making toys.
- right now there are childless woman having a good nights rest. i hate all of them.
- Every night when hubby watches the kids so I can shower, I hide in the closet and munch on the chocolate chip cookies I've hidden while reading scary mommy ;)
- I'm way too picky about my porn. I'm forever complaining about cheesy plotlines and bad tattoos.
- I really want DH to come home so I can have my way with him.
- Don't think my MIL is fit to be a foster parent but I'm too chicken shit to notify the foster agency.
- Tub wasn't draining so I went in to unclog it. Pulled out a wad of hair as big as a NYC sewer rat. Damn this post partum shedding.
- A few months after my now H and I were dating he broke up with me. I was so upset and did all I could to win him back. I Wish I would've let him go
- I grew up in a "cult". I'm agnostic and slightly anti-religious, but occasionally I wish that I could blindly follow something, anything, to have a community and something to believe in.
- My 41st birthday is tomorrow. Wish I could rewind to 1991 and get a do over.
- I REALLY hate carving pumpkins. I hate the smell, the textures, sound the little saw makes, the mess and cooking the pumpkin seeds. I would pay someone to do this with my kids. Gross.
- I trade my hubby sex for jewelry, naps and chocolate...EVERYBODY WINS!
- Smoking weed keeps my depression at bay. I'm such a better mom when I'm high
- I have escaped! Yep, I got out...to go to the pharmacy. It doesn't seem as exciting now, but at least I'm by myself!