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Confession #199151

  • my parents are fucking depressing. so glad i got out of that environment, but i feel bad for my 10 y/o brother. my parents are competely different now compared to how they were when they raised me.

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  • I think "when all else fails, spank your kids" is totally solid parenting advice.

  • My baby got sunburned today even with 50spf sun screen. Major mom fail:(

  • I'm at the beach this week and thought I looked ok in my suit. Looked in the mirror as I was taking it off and saw all the rolls. Like a fatsuit. Between that and the whiskers on my chin, I feel terrible.

  • Really wish I liked giving BJs. I want to do it, but just the thought makes me gag. Poor DH hasn't gotten one in over 3 years.

  • I love animals and would never do anything to hurt my pets, but I can not wait for our old dog and cat to just die already. So tired of the mess they both make.

  • I spend 3 days doing the cleaning I could do in 1 so my fireman hubs (while he's at work) will think I do a ton :)

  • Autistic/adhd dd6 is the hardest thing I've ever dealt with.

  • Today would have been my due date. I miscarried at 7 weeks and nobody knew I was pregnant. Mommy loves you angel.

  • The fact that I spanked my first two when they were small will haunt me forever. I'm so sorry.

  • Bought DH a $400 chainsaw for Father's Day, he couldn't get it started and wanted me to return it. I got it started.

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