- my parents are fucking depressing. so glad i got out of that environment, but i feel bad for my 10 y/o brother. my parents are competely different now compared to how they were when they raised me.
- My husband could get a better job so he could support us But he is too lazy to apply and doesn't want to miss fucking football games. So I have to keep my full time job and miss out on my children growing up. I hate him
- I'm so broke, and it's all because I am terriblexcited with money :(
- Insurance refuses to pay medical bills because H wasn't "sick enough". I want to go burn down the insurance building.
- Have next to no money and coworkers all volunteered me to supply the liquor for tomorrow's holiday party. I so can't afford this but can't really say no...Feel like I am always just barely making it.
- Number one wish right now would be to break into ExH's financial records. I know they're doing some type of fraud. I would turn them in in a HEART BEAT.
- The company I work for gives colored parking passes based on your level. I got promoted and refused to get a new pass. It's almost 2015. Fuck them and their disgusting hierarchies.
- I still think about the last time my ex and I had sex when I masterbate 7 years later. Dh is sweet but my ex could hit all the right places and new my body like his own. Also his penis was perfect. Sorry hubs love you.
- Love DH but having him home makes me stressed and inexplicably grumpy. No wonder he only took 4 days off when LO was born.
- When I screw up (and get caught), I act like I'm more torn up about it than I really am. That way, my wife doesn't chew me out as badly because she figures I'm already punishing myself harshly enough.
- I asked my DH for sex, he said no but now he is keeps teasing me, touching n kissing n then walking away,I don't know what game he is playing but if he doesn't fuck me tonight,I WILL shoot him..I have a gun
- I'm addicted to my husbands sweat. He plays basketball in the same shirt 2-3x for me to keep until I sniff it out. I LOVE the smell of him, it stinks to him but my mouth waters just thinking about it.
- In general, bald men are hotter than men with hair. But, beards are hotter than clean shaven. Is that weird? I want a bald, bearded hubby.
- My 4 yr old DD is a jerk.
- The new guy I'm dating loves big lots, taco bell, and gets my sense of humor. I think I'm in love.
- Something is wrong with me. I have 5 kids, youngest is just 3 months old. DH is adamant no more kids and I agree and said I'm getting an IUD but really I think we could have just one more.