Scary Mommy Confessions
- I'm sick of my husband treating ds3 like he's 7 or 8 and should behave a certain way or know certain things. Do some child behavior research, get a clue you fucking nimrod!
- If I had not aborted, my kid would be 30 now. Wonder what they would be like & what gender, the dad was a scientist & cute & nice too. My 2 kids are amazing & adopted.
- I live in terror of anyone finding out that I'm bipolar. I'm stable, educated, a good friend, wife & mother, but the stigma is horrible. I spend my life hiding who I am from my own children for fear they will tell someone.
- I hid hundred dollar bills in my DS piggy bank. Maybe for a rainy day or escape plan. :)
- Someone just threw a spoon full of special, healthy, home-cooked, organic vegan butternut squash across the kitchen; it was me.
- I have no idea how single moms do it. If it were me I would have murdered these little fuckers months ago.
- really want a threesome...not including H though...
- I constantly daydream about being single and childless...wth is wrong with me?!?! Some women would kill for a day of my life.
- I delete/hide/block every holier-than-thou friend who posts about the benefits of organic food. Fuck off already, I like canned vegetables.
- One of my daycare kids I just don't like much.
- I hate feeling jealous of the families getting help with Christmas. I would just like to be able to get my kids 1 present but it's not gonna happen this year. Maybe next year!