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  • I'm in love with someone I've never met. We are both Scary Mommies.

  • I'm insanely jealous of moms who get to go out and enjoy themselves while their husbands or family watch the kids. The only "child free time" I've had in almost 3 years is work and grocery shopping.

  • My smart watch congratulates me for 5 hours 30 mins of sleep and encourages me to make it a nightly habit. Sad!

  • I feel like parenthood really is a club you just don't get until you are one. Childless people who read, write or follow parent stuff creep me out

  • I had an eye exam and one of their questions was if I had any hobbies. I just stared at the person and was like I have 3 dc, I can't even pretend that I have any hobbies other than watching Netflix and folding laundry.

  • The fact that dc have been getting up literally at the crack of dawn ALL summer fills me with a murderous rage. Way to start the day off right.

  • I tried that high fat no sugar diet. All it did was start me on this slippery slope to being the fattest I have ever been. But then again I have no willpower.

  • As soon as I started crying at the end of "Cloudy with a chance of meatballs" today, I knew I was pregnant.

  • I'm pretty sure I've always had a personality disorder. Anytime I see a movie, I pay close attn to female leads and mimic their traits until I find a new person to mimic. I have no idea who I really am.

  • Ds4 told ladies in his youth church group I had bad "scratches" on my tummy... he was terribly upset... these ladies gently took me aside and asked if I was being abused.... nope... stretch marks....

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