- Being a mom is actually easier than I thought it would be...but being a wife is way harder than I expected. Being a grownup in general kinda blows.
- I had the hottest car sex last night w my lover. I love my husband, but I occassionally need good sex & to feel like a sex goddess.
- DD2 got into my stuff and now the bit of pot I'd saved aside is missing. To her credit, I suppose hiding it in a Tootsie Roll wrapper wasn't the best idea. FML.
- If tempted to cheat I don't I would have the willpower to say no.
- I believe in the started marriage concept. Never thought I would but alas I think I'm in my starter marriage. Almost 6 yrs in and I think I'm done.
- I swear if my hubby put half as much energy into our sex life rather than apologizing for our lack of one, we would have sex for 2 hours every night!
- I am looking forward to the food and alcohol induced coma I will experience on thanksgiving. I might even top it off with NyQuil .
- I just want to look cute in leggings or skinnys and boots!
- My shit always stops up our toilets.
- The best feeling is when you poo so big that your pants fit looser.
- I join gyms and never go. I have never successfully maintained a membership and used it.
- I'm kinda glad to be isolated as a SAHM. If the chance ever came up to cheat on my H I'm pretty sure I would go for it. I have very low self control and very high slut impulses.
- When I was younger I swore to myself I would never drive a minivan... 3 kids later guess what I am looking to buy. FML. I wish the SUV's in Europe were bigger.
- I know DH doesn't really love me, but he loves DS so much that he won't leave. So, what happens when DS grows up and leaves us?
- Every day is a struggle to not be the evil step mom Disney writes about. Step mommy fail :/
- I'm scared my 2nd marriage is going to fail, too.