- Being a mom is actually easier than I thought it would be...but being a wife is way harder than I expected. Being a grownup in general kinda blows.
- Once on my lunch break DH and I fucked in a lilac bush at the park. One of the few quickies I came. Funny thing is there was an area of hard packed dirt the size of a reclined person so we weren't the first by far lol
- I watch more porn than my husband.
- I fantasize about what he thinks of me. Somehow this seems less wrong than fantasizing about sex with him. Still gets me there.
- I'm slipping into depression.
- Me and DH live like roommates who bang.
- My husband turned 40 and regressed back to being a child.
- Have 2 beautiful boys 1 &2. Went to the doctors to get an iud and found out im pregnant. I really didnt want anymore kids.
- There is a young lady that sings in her native language at work. I can hear her above the machinery and she sounds like an angry llama.
- Me and DH live like roommates who hate each other.
- Never thought I would forget my wedding anniversary. I forgot it last year. Thank goodness he forgot too. Took me a week to realize we missed it. 3 kids and a full time job... I had more important things on my mind.
- He did it! He didn't pull out last night! I am 100% sure I am ovulating today. This could be interesting. :)
- I'm not attracted to my husband anymore.
- DD is 20 months old. I love her more than anything and I've always thought I was a pretty cool mom. But the older she gets, the more she seems to already hate me.
- My toddler picked up a fry off the floor and ate it. I let him.
- I love these things. I just had to google pegging. Awesome.