- Being a mom is actually easier than I thought it would be...but being a wife is way harder than I expected. Being a grownup in general kinda blows.
- I got hit on walking through the mall today. I'm 9 months pregnant. Creepy...but totally made my day!
- Poor DH, almost daily I get crazy horny in the middle of day and by time the kids are in bed I am beyond tired
- When I was having a very stressful time in my life, everyday I spent about $20 on family sized fast food that I ate at one sitting.It was a horrible time.My weight went up to 220lbs and I'm still struggling to lose weight.
- I still have no idea what is normal for vaginal discharge. Like how much is normal or color or consistency.
- Dh had a falling out with his parents. im so relieved and thrilled that I dont have to see them anymore.
- I hate dropping my ds5 at school. Perfect skinny moms in their workout gear driving Escalades and BMW's. Then there's me. I want to punch them all in the throat!
- Trying to figure out how force myself to be appropriately happy for a friend's new baby when my heart is still breaking over miscarriage number 7. :(
- Ds 8 mo gets cartoons and pack n play in the morning till I'm ready to be mom. Usually for a good hour so I can eat and drink coffee
- Sometimes my husband is a real asshole. It's 5:30am and I already want to punch him in the face.
- I opted to homeschool my son this year because he has some behavioral/developmental issues. It's been a month and I'm searching for excuses to send him back to public school. I hate every. single. day.
- I keep pushing to lose weight, but this mom pouch isn't going anywhere. I'm getting pissed. I could wear a smaller size if this belly went away. Thinking about buying a corset just so I can finally wear real pants again!
- I use two tampons at a time on heavy days.
- I want to be surrogate so badly. I loved being pregnant but I hate the aftermath.
- I won't be going to my ten year reunion because I am ashamed of how my life has turned out compared to my classmates.
- Bent over to kiss kids at drop off this morning, thought two hot teachers were checking me out. Was flattered til I got home. Realized I'd started my period. Wasn't wearing undies, it was on the ass of my pants. Fuckin' A.