Scary Mommy Confessions
- The only reason I talk to my ex is honestly his looks. Or at least that is why I am hung up on him.I know this. I also know he'd be a shit step dad and I would regret leaving sh. So why all the pining?
- I hate my husbands mother. I hate when she touches my child. I wish I had the guts to tell him to cut her out. My hatred for her makes me question my marriage.
- I wonder what my H would say about me on here...I sure as F am not very nice about him.
- There are days when the only thing that lets me know that I'm moving forward is the sound of the dishwasher.
- I love my affair. He's had a vasectomy, wants to make sure I orgasm everytime we are together, and then takes all his problems and bad habits home to his wife. This totally works for me.
- I use my magic bullet for kale and blueberry smoothies to be healthy in the morning and margaritas to be mentally healthy in the evening.
- I self-tan my hands so my diamond ring stands out more.
- sometimes I think it would be better if I were dead, walking across streets sometimes I wish a car would just speed right into me, that way no guilt at why I killed myself and still the benefit for my family of me being gone
- Last kid graduates on Sunday. I might forget my way home.
- I'm weaning myself off of opiates before my daughter is born and having her at home with a midwife who is licensed in another state to hide the meconium trail. Having her taken from me would kill me.