Scary Mommy Confessions
Confession #215064
- My entire family is naturally thin. Except me. I'm 70 pounds overweight.
More Confessions
- found out last night that im a squirter(in bed) super embarrased bc at first i thought i pee'd on my SO! HAHA i didnt have the balls to tell him that tho!
- I'm having an emotional affair with my chiropractor. Sometimes I wonder if I am secretly in love with him. I get to see him tomorrow and I am happy. He likes me too, but we are both married :(
- I wish I could write on match.com,"single mom, no baggage, wants a husband and babies soon. Applicants must have a big penis and like sex." and not feel like I'm crazy for putting it all out there.
- Seperated for 6mo. Met wonderful man who is also seperated but now may want to work things out with ex wife. Started cyber sex with another man. Today saw old friend and he's been texting me all night. What am I doing?
- Anorexia starts tomorrow. I'd be bulimic but I'm afraid of the damage to my teeth. I know it's bad, but I'm miserable anyways so what if it kills me?
- Secretly hoping my married sex toy falls in love with me.
- It's been 20 days since we had sex. I'm only 24, I can't live like this.
- I feel like I'll never be happy again. I need help but I have nowhere to get it. I'm tired of faking it for the world.
- I got married at 21. 3 years later, I want to go back in time and bitch slap the rose-colored glasses off my face. What was the fucking rush?
- i wish i had big boobs. im so jealous of women with big boobs.






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