Scary Mommy Confessions
Confession #216193
- Sometimes I watch Hoarders so I feel better about my housekeeping and point out to my kids/husband - see I'm not that bad!
More Confessions
- I have not had sex with my DH since February. I am so turned off by him. I need to get out of this marriage but I know I will lose my dog.
- If my EA would pay me for sex (He's LOADED) I would take it.
- we were going to be together forever, but when he got me pregnant he was gone the day after i told him. i have his son now and i feel like all i ever was to him was a baby factory. now i'm the dairy for his son.
- i have naturally hairy nipples and a hairy jaw line. I have normal hormones and it happened long before i had dd. I'm just naturally gifted. So there.
- My EA phones me every morning to get me off before he goes to work.
- I have heard my son's baseball coach is hung. He is kind if an asshole but also pretty hot, sometimes I think about how cool it would be to screw him in the dugout.
- My google history shows a search for treehouse tv followed by a search for free porn. Ahh the multiple uses for my iPad.
- An older friend of ours has a thing for me i think it kinda creeps me out
- Live with severe chronic pain and a lazy drinker who hasn't even acted like he gives a whit in years. Want to mess up his guns while blowing my brains out in his gun safe. Just tired.
- Ever since I gave birth I've been terrified of peeing every time I sneeze. Today, I did. A lot.






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