Scary Mommy Confessions
- Normally I don't bitch about DH but he just implied his inpatients and discontent about doing chores because I am on crutches really? Bite me!
- Just picked up my kids 3 hrs earl fm school so they can help clean my nasty house. Get sick of cleaning after their lazy asses all day every day! This shit stops today!!!!!
- I wish my DH understood it's not the cheating but the constant lies and denies that bother me the most! It makes me hate him more that he thinks I am so stupid. THAT is why I am divorcing him. Now to find a way to tell.
- Had enough of DD4 last night & told her to get away from me. This morning she is happy and loving. I feel like I should feel guilty for being so mean, but really I'm proud that she is resilient and doesn't hold a grudge.
- After years of saying I would never fuck with my face, I think I finally want a nose job
- It is all just too much. I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to curl up in bed and hide from the world. The anxiety and stress it too much. I am faking happy, but don't know how much longer I can.
- My perfect sister can't stop comparing her perfect baby Jesus to other babies its driving me insane. I hope her perfect baby turns into a little devil when he hits his terrible two stage
- Just said something so stupid to one of the execs at my work. He's my age and looks like my DH so I have no filter. God I hope he doesn't say anything to the other execs.
- I couldn't take the kids fighting or the baby crying anymore. Yesterday after DF got home I had a mini breakdown and ran away. Guilt brought me back. Damn kids.
- I'm so back up on dishes there's absolutely no room on counter for anything. I'm going to put them all in the bathtub to soak. This stay at home mom business isn't for me
- Last night my husband was asleep and I farted the smallest yet, SMELLIEST fart on earth.It literally woke him out of his sleep and he went outside for fresh air. I laughed so hard I cried.