Scary Mommy Confessions
- There should really be a way to get your period to stop when you are done having kids, short of a hysterectomy. At 42 I have no reason to deal with a crime scene in my pants every 28 days! Over it!
- This can't be it. In HS and college boys chased me. Begged for it. I was in such control. Made me feel so good to know they would do anything for it. It was power. I want to be chased again. Marriage sucks.
- I am going to the doctor all the time and I pretend I'm having a lot of pain in neck ALL the time just so he gives me refills on my Oxyicondone
- I hate my body. I weigh 123, I look fine with clothes on, but all I see when I look in the mirror is loose skin, stretch marks on my boobs, and cellulite. I wish all the work to stay small worked!
- I'm not in love with my EA anymore but I will fuck him and do a small mountain of cocaine one last time.
- Wondering if EA will pay for a paternity test for the child I promised wasn't his. I lied and still lie everyday to protect everyone else but when she looks at me a certain way, all I see is HIM
- He's sleeping next to me! Sucks that he is just a "friend" I want so much more! Even if it was just sex at least he would be touching me! Ugh what is wrong with me! I'm a glutton for punishment! :,(
- It's too easy cheating on H which is why I am doing it again but I won't be dumb enough to confess before getting caught this time.
- I was enjoying a nice quiet uninterupted shower until I realized I was enjoying a nice quiet uninterupted shower...I have a 2 year old and a 3 year old...fuck.
- I am quite smitten with my new EA and I am loving this sexual tension between us because I know where it's is headed. Wonder if H has noticed my good mood!
- dh is an asshole sometimes but I'd never cheat on his stupid ass, he empties the dishwasher. Worst Job In The Entire World.