- I find myself thinking that although I love my 4 children, I should not of had any of them in the first place. They drive me crazy to the point where I have to leave the room and hide in my bedroom as to not commit a murder.
- My husband pissed me off so I spent $600 on a blender. Fartface.
- I want to cut a bitch when someone RSVP's to a party and doesn't show. I totally support that British woman who sent a bill to the kid who did not show. I spent time and money planning for a certain number of people!
- I watch execution videos too make me feel alive
- I got stoned after getting my first BFP because I was in denial. And I love weed.
- My friend told me she can tell I'm getting closer to labor because my face is getting really chubby. I cried in the bathroom after she said that. I'll never understand why people say things like that to pregnant women!
- Oldest is almost 4. Baby is a month old. And just busted DH, he's had a dating site membership since the beginning of my last pregnancy, and he's bought pictures from a damn escort. Feel utterly unattractive and worthless.
- I feel so horrible saying this, but my twin baby boys are so ugly! They both look like tiny 90 year old men, complete with balding heads.. I'm very disappointed that DH gave me ugly babies! :(
- I'm giving away all my thinner clothes (I wish I could say "skinny clothes" but I've never been skinny). I breaks my heart knowing I will NEVER fit back in them.
- It's exhausting pretending to give a shit about people who aren't me.
- I log out of all social media accounts before I make a confession on here.
- My BF is almost afraid to have sex with me because we are pregnant. This will be his his first my third. I try tell him he won't hurt the baby but still nothing. I feel unattractive as it is this makes me feel worse.
- I just ate seven croissants in a row.
- stole 2 bananas and a bag of candy while shopping today. Let dd2 eat them in the store so I could shop in peace.
- I was anorexic in high school, got pregnant and had to force myself to eat at least every other day so my baby wouldn't die, she doesn't know it but my daughter saved my life.
- If my 16 year old self could see me now she would kick my ass. I have become such a doormat to avoid the constant fighting.