- I find myself thinking that although I love my 4 children, I should not of had any of them in the first place. They drive me crazy to the point where I have to leave the room and hide in my bedroom as to not commit a murder.
- Managed to injur my inner ear with a qtip. Told everyone including the doctor my ds2.5 poked me with the stylus on his leap pad...
- I have to wax my chin. I have at least 50 hard hairs. I'm 27. Fucking hate how breastfeeding screws with your hormones :-(
- I just chose to lay in bed reading these confessions and eat a sleeve of crackers instead of taking a shower. And I smell.
- Some girls at work jokingly put the pregnancy "juju" on me and now I really do think I am pregnant. .....fuck. me. Sideways.
- Pretending not to be tired so I can hide away from H in the living room. Another fat joke and bad wife joke. This will never change. Better get used to crying.
- I married DH for the wrong reason. I was lonely and thought he was the best I could get. 4 years in I'm lonelier and more depressed than I've ever been.
- Gordon Ramsay is on my list of 5 men I'm allowed to sleep with. I would do him so hard.
- Its not even august, and I'm already planning earlier bedtimes for my boys to prep for school. Not because I'm organized, but because its 11:30 and they are still awake.
- I casually fuck my baby daddy from time to time.
- Thrilled that Brittany was voted off of BB. Her neverhadababy body was pissing me off. Jealous scary mommy right here lol!