- If I didn't fall pregnant I would have ended up leaving my partner.
- A friend of ours, a very conservative type left her phone at our place the other day. Being nosey I scrolled through her pics, she gives a mean blowjob.....
- My LO 2 1/2 has become such a monster I don't even know what to do. It' just terrible 2's, right??
- DS7 is like dad and can eat anything and never put on an ounce of fat. DD4 is like me, and is already sporting a Buddha belly. Trying to figure out how to cut down on her snacking without passing down my issues with food.
- If I moved out of town today, I would not keep in touch with anyone here. I thought they were my friends. I'll get over it, but I'm afraid my kids won't. Wow, that's sad.
- My motivation for getting in shape and losing 50 lbs has been that someday a hot celebrity is going to want to take me away from DH and my miserable job. I need to look the part.
- After 10yrs of friendship, I have recently realized it was never a friendship at all. She only calls when she needs something... I'm an idiot.
- Today was the first day where I felt I was a horrible mom, that I suck at it and should have never gone down this road. The day wasn't even exceptionally bad either. Just :(
- DH returns from Brazil in a couple days. I hope he doesn't expect me to shave, not my problem hes been sexless for 3 months.
- God-damned PTSD!!!!
- I resent my parents for raising us 4 kids in a cult. They refused to let us go to college. Now we are all failing at life with no direction. Homeless, addicts, bipolar. It's depressing.