- If I didn't fall pregnant I would have ended up leaving my partner.
- I'm so over making so much effort for someone that makes little for me. I'm so stupid, will I ever learn 😥
- Too lazy to go get the tweezers for myself, so my DH tried to pull a chin hair out for me with his fingernails. It was the most hilarious and mortifying thing he's done for me. Love that man.
- I was adopted and have never felt at home until ds4 came along. Sometimes I feel so happy when I see DH with DS4 I can only cry. At the same time, I have to remind myself daily that I have a family that won't leave me.
- My fiancé has no problem telling me he will smack me across my face. But has a very hard time coming up with any kind of compliment for me :(
- My belly sticks out of the water while in a bath .. I'm not even pregnant
- Infancy SUCKS. I love her, but Damn. Sleep, child. I never wanted a baby. H wants another. Still mad at him for not supporting my BC choice after delivery. And her Screaming. My god. Can't wait to get past the gassy age.
- My DH just told me that he doesn't like me. I'm scared that my marriage is falling apart,
- I want to live in Mayberry. I imagine myself as one of the characters living in town, and daydream about everyday happenings and various interactions with my neighbors. Like human Sims.
- I've had a lot of incredibly hot sex in my life. Very little of it has been with DH.
- I've had Katy Perry's Teenage Dream running through my head for 3 days. I don't know how much longer I can hold back from stabbing my eyes out. Tell my daughter Mommy loved her.
- Took a few shots of Jack with some Mt. Dew chasers. Feel so guilty but I ran out of wine, don't have any ice and need something to keep my anxiety under control!
- I've lost almost 100 lbs in the past year. Now I suddenly can't stop stuffing my face whenever I'm sad, bored, or stressed out. Terrified I'm going to gain it all back and I can't stop it.
- I pee in the shower.
- The most I gained out of all 3 pregnancies was 15 lbs. I was so sick. My highest weight ever in my life was pregnant and 130 lbs. 5'7. I just want to be normal. And have some boobs!!!
- Moved into a new house & think someone is living in my attic -told no one. Asked DS where all his snacks went. He said he thinks the guy in the attic ate them all & was on his computer when we were out. Too scared to look.