- If I didn't fall pregnant I would have ended up leaving my partner.
- I babysit and accept pain pills for payment :/ I'm not a junkie but cant afford health insurance
- I did good today not eating a ton. Now it's night and I'm eating a stick of butter rolled in sugar. It's really good.
- My lip has been busted 3 times this week, 2x in the same spot. Not by my husband-no, he's is a teddy bear. It was the damn kids throwing fits and headbutting me. I quit.
- so embarrassed of my labia. I have huge inner lips that hang out of my vag. I've never let anyone else look at it. I've VERY briefly let my hubs go down once. I wish it was pretty.
- My husband has ruined so many towels by ejaculating in them when he secretly mastubates. They can literally stand on their own!
- When my kids are having fun playing with their toys etc all I keep thinking about is the mess I will have to pick up- I am a buzz kill
- I shop lift when I am mad
- In 2013 I weighed 345pounds. Today I weigh 257. I feel and I AM sexy as fuck. Thank u very much.
- Sometimes, I sleep in my 2 &3 year Olds room, just so I can be around them, in peace, and not be irritated by them.they drive me nuts when their awake.
- My husband has been gone all week lately and I haven't been sleeping well.So today I let my kids watch Netflix all day while I tried to sleep on the couch.
- I slept with my boss
- Just Swiffered the entire room only to drop crumbs everywhere from eating pound cake while breastfeeding. Also brushed off some crumbs on DS. Whatevs, I'll clean it tomorrow.
- DH forgot DS's dessert at the restaurant. Yelled that he "didn't need a fucking treat" at home.The fridge veggie drawer is stocked FULL of DH's chocolate bars, less 1now!!
- Today I found myself really wishing my DH could help me braid my hair like all those cute bitches on Pinterest. Weird.
- My 2 year old DD pretends to breastfeed her doll after seeing me feed her brother. I think it is cute, my husband not so much!