- If I didn't fall pregnant I would have ended up leaving my partner.
- I kissed the sexy man I work with. I've done it a handful of times and I'll do it again. We're both married. I'm not sorry.
- I stink. No matter what I do. Antiperspirant. Deodorant. Nothing. Shower often. Never shower. I just have stinky pits!!! It's annoying!!!
- Sometimes I take my Zoloft with a runew and diet ... Fail
- It doesn't feel like a real weekend if I don't go to bed lonely and crying at least once.
- My baby got her period today. I am so not ready for this!
- when ever my DW comes to bed smelling sweet and has shaved her girl parts I know she wants me to do something or buy her something, and I do it or buy it because then she thanks me in the nastiest way possible.
- Lying to everyone about due date. I don't want to deal with the calls and questions, have you had the baby yet? Fuck you, you can see it when it's here.
- I'm afraid to have a daughter and clean the poop out of her vagina.
- I found out the sweet neighbor kids don't have food. Shit, I am a single mom, I cannot afford to feed 5 kids. But I can't let them be hungry either. FUCK POVERTY.
- Thinking about getting my home phone number changed to a 900 number. That way all these damn sales calls and charities will leave me the fuck alone or, if they don't, they'll be paying $10/minute to talk to me.
- I've been given great gifts, talents, and opportunities in life - and I've pissed them all away.
- I wish I had known how incredible the sex was with my virgin exhusband. Maybe it wasn't mindblowing, but there was such a deep soul connection that tops anything I've felt since. He gave me mental pleasure.
- A headhunter just tried to hire me away from my current employer for a position he's trying to fill. I'm not interested - but it feels great to know someone thinks I'm WORTH stealing.
- If I open the bottle of wine, I am finishing the bottle, no matter what time it is. I have no idea what "a glass of wine" even f'in means anymore.
- I feel like an imposter