- If I didn't fall pregnant I would have ended up leaving my partner.
- My husband is bipolar and alcoholic. When he's taking his medication and not drinking, he's an AMAZING father and partner. When he's not, he's a totally different person. Tonight is the latter. I'm deeply sad/lost. :(
- I run a cinema so ds7 & ds6 see lots of movies. Ds7 now calls other kids masterbators (From Blended).....no more shows for a while. Mommy fail :(
- I am a bipolar pathological liar.
- " mommy why do you hav such big boobes?" Because I'm a big girl " yeah, but why are they so long? "
- I'm mad we microchipped the dog. now I can't just let him out the door and tell DF he got loose.
- A construction worker whistled at me today and I liked it.
- If I don't have pills, I stay in bed all day watching entire series on Netflix.
- My mother died 2 months ago. Just got an inheritance check 3 weeks now that her estate is settled. I haven't cashed it yet as I can't come to terms with the finality of her death. Im heartbroken
- Just scarfed down a large Wendy's chili while driving in rush hour traffic wearing a brand new white coat. The coat is still pristine, I didnt crash, and Im full. Yeah me!
- I have a mortgage now and I'm completely terrified
- Skinny 20 something with teeny little waist in front of me on treadmill running for her life. This 40 something slowly working away on elliptical behind her. Slow and steady wins the race bitches.
- I'm obsessed with my son's turtle. It lights up stars and a moon across the walls and ceiling. Plus they are a blue-purple color. So awesome.
- Sometimes when I put my DD9mo to bed I crawl on the floor to sneak out of her room for fear of her hearing/seeing me in her crib and waking up. I feel like a ninja mom.
- Im infatuated with death....
- Ok is it just me? Doesn't anyone else notice that one of those creatures on Yo Gabba Gabba looks like a French tickler? Big and red too. Yep,, my mind went there.