- I know when I'm ovulating because it makes perfect sense to get pregnant with BF. Lasts 1 week. As soon as the egg is gone b/c not fertilized, I can list a million reasons not to get pregnant again, EVER.
- DD 12 is mentally ill and ruining my life.Every moment with her is unpleasant and I've contemplated suicide just to get away from it all....
- I screamed at DS6 because he broke my camera and I made him cry. He told me it hurt. I asked him what hurts. He said his feelings. :( I'm an asshole. Cameras can be replaced, days of my baby's life can't.
- When I was 12, I wet my pants in class because my teacher wouldn't let me leave to go to the toilet. I was tortured for the next 5 years of school. 25 years later, and I'm still resentful.
- I often wonder if people with ugly babies and children know that their kid is ugly and just pretend, or are they really that oblivious???
- Married, three kids, haven't had sex in three years.
- i am more excited about DINOvember than christmas.
- I want to move to NYC because when I visited a few years back, we had pot delivered to us. Just like pizza. Fucking awesome.
- You win again, Halloween candy. You win again.
- Coming back from trick or treat I hid most of the candies. Left enough artificial so that DC wouldn't notice, and replaced some with organic ones.
- My staff think I'm working but I'm actually reading SM confessions while pumping...I'm addicted it's a guilty pleasure!
- I hope my know it all friend has a colicky screaming baby for her second. She had a happy sleeper the first time and doles out unwanted advice like she's mother of the year. Shut it sister cause they are not all easy babies!
- Took a certification exam for work today, terrified I didn't pass. I feel like a loser.
- I woke up saying clearly out loud I want to fuck my boss' boss.
- I want to leave my H, but I DONT have the financial capacity to do so. :(
- I write love letters to my DH all day long in my head, but never write them out or tell him how much he means to me. We just aren't like that.