- I know when I'm ovulating because it makes perfect sense to get pregnant with BF. Lasts 1 week. As soon as the egg is gone b/c not fertilized, I can list a million reasons not to get pregnant again, EVER.
- My neighbor's son is a cute little thing. He's 2. But he screams like a little maniac all day everyday. I leave the house for a few hours, come back and he's still screaming. I just wish he'd shut the fuck up. And move.
- My baby is 11 months I'm scared to stop BFing my tits will be empty bags of stretched skin after I'm done So gross seriously thinking of pumping forever so it doesn't happen :( why wasn't this shit in the baby books
- I hate every. single. thing. about being pregnant so much. I find no joy in this and I just want it to be over. Never again.
- I don't need a husband. I just somebody to lift heavy shit sometimes.
- I don't want to be the bad guy so I try to make my DH mad so maybe he will ask for a divorce.
- I often wonder what other people's relationship is really like when no ones looking and if DH and I are as weird as I think we are.
- I caught myself ring checking my obgyn last week because he's attractive and the only man to touch me in the last 9 months.
- OMG My husband and I weight the same!!! Fuck! He's no Slim Jim, this baby needs to get out NOW!
- I am really, really addicted to squeezing my blackheads
- Was very flattered by the much younger man in the grocery store parking lot calling me beautiful today. Haven't heard that in a while.
- I hate showers and baths. I have to talk myself into taking them. If there was a way to get clean without them, I would be so happy
- I regret not sowing my wild oats before I got married and started a family. Sometimes I think I missed out on adventure. Now, mid 30's and arthritic with disability in my future. Not so sure adventure is going to happen.
- When I see an unattractive person holding a kid, I can't help but wonder, "who EVER actually had sex with you?"
- Positive preg test for baby #2. Ultrasound showed empty gestational sac. Now I get to spend Thanksgiving week wondering if I was too early for ultrasound or if I will in fact be having a D&C Dec. 1st. Heartbreaking.
- My mom abused me when I was a kid. Sometimes I fantasize about doing the same to her when I am her caregiver.