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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • I think I might be pregnant with #3 and I am freaking out !!!

  • I feel bad for my 6 yo cousin as she was in a dance recital and has two left feet. Her mom thinks she's very talented while it's painfully obvious she's not :/

  • My 6 mo old fell off my bed. She seems fine but I feel like the worst parent in the world.

  • I like watching Transformers: Rescue Bots.

  • 12 weeks pregnant, and I know how evil this is, but I fantasize they won't be able to find a heartbeat on Monday.

  • DS2 choked at at 16m. He was blue before I got it dislodged. I saved him, but I have horrible PTSD from it. I envision his struggling face everyday. I don't think I'll ever be the same.

  • I caved. I bought elastic waist pants.

  • I can't tell if I have gas or I need to GO to the bathroom. If I do have to poo - I don't think I can make it down the hall TO the bathroom. *PLEASE BE GAS*

  • I'm pretty mellow with the two toddlers, but when I've been in the bathroom for 20 seconds and they start screaming and pounding on the door...I feel very violent and hateful toward them.

  • I can't orgasm during sex because the only thing I can think about is not farting or queefing.

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