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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • I'm worried I'll never meet my soulmate. I'm married with kids.

  • My husband changed his mind about wanting kids and got a vasectomy against my wishes. Though I love him, I really resent him.

  • Found my husband's secret cell phone. He denies he using it, but when I turned it on a flood of text messages came through. Unfortunately, I can't figure out the password to unlock it. No clue what to do next.

  • There are songs I can't even listen to anymore because they remind me of who I used to be before I got trapped in this cycle of work and housework.

  • I wish my high school boyfriend would look me up on Facebook and contact me.

  • I threw a flosser at my son's head tonight when he wouldn't floss his teeth. It was one of those angry reactions that an adult is supposed to control. He's fine of course, but I feel awful.

  • I'm an introvert who hates talking on the phone, and after every phone conversation, I analyze everything that was said.I try to convince myself that I didn't sound nervous.

  • Woo hoo! I've lost 5lbs! To celebrate I ate 4 (large) brownies. I'm an idiot

  • I give my disrespectful 12 year old the double bird behind his back

  • I'm incredibly jealous of women who still love their husband.

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