Scary Mommy Confessions
- I married the wrong guy and now I'm stuck for the rest of my life
- It’s easier 2 hid my love of cartoons now that DS2 is watching them! I’m tired of explaining why cartoons r DVR’d. Madagascar is a documentary about Africa. And Toy Story is about the history of Fischer Price.
- I'm sitting here having a delicious dinner with dh, while sexting with my "friend" from Ashley Madison. No guilt what so ever.
- I hate myself so much. And then I hate myself more because I don't change myself. I am ruled by whichever disorder is in the front of my mind on any given day.
- I want a sugar daddy so bad, but I have no idea where to start. Anyone??
- DH has made me so insecure about my food consumption that I am no longer comfortable eating in front of him. I ate 5 grapes and half an apple for dinner.
- My H is pissing me off so as punishment I'm wearing my 6 inch wedges that make me tower over him to a graduation. It's the little things that keep me same and keep us even...
- I've been with DH for almost 30 years. He's not that great in bed. I've never had an orgasm and never masturbated. we haven't kissed in years. I don't want to have an affair, but I NEED some good sex. S O O N.
- I love to masterbate it is such a great stress reliever. And it just feels so good. I pretty much do it all the time even after sex.
- I love anime tentacle porn and rape porn. Pretty sure there's something wrong with me but whatever!






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