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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • DS2 is so sweet and loving. Its good, because hes not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • I have become that mom who wears yoga pants and no makeup with a ponytail everyday. I always promised myself I would never go there...

  • I'm about to learn to skateboard! I'm mom to my dd10mos and I just turned 30.

  • 33 years old and if I need to pee while swimming I'll do it-ocean, lake, pool, makes no difference.

  • My mother and my dog are both dying. I'm more upset about my dog.

  • My doctor told me I needed to lose 20 lbs. It's really no surprise, but when she told me this all I heard was "hey fat ass, lose some weight". So embarrassed!

  • DS3 is so sweet and smart. Its all because his grandparents babysit him and take him- Im a shit parent.

  • It's after 5 PM, and I can't think of one moment today when I didn't have some sort of food item in my mouth. Now I'm trying to decide what to make for dinner. Cow.

  • My husband and I haven't had sex in 2016. Went to the doctors yesterday and she asked me if I could be pregnant and I laughed so loud and said no. Wonder if the doc caught that one?

  • Wish I was pretty enough to marry a rich man so he could support me & my kids and I wouldn't have to work anymore.

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