Scary Mommy Confessions
- I smile & my heart melts as DS3 runs to me with a leaf in his hand. "Mommy! Can you put this away for me please." What?!? Whatever, I didn't want your dirty broken leaf anyways.
- Went to a food bank for the first time this morning. I'm very greatful to have food to feed DD, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with a canned ham, leftover pizza slices, and cans of cherry pie filling.
- Why does my boss feel the need to yell at me? I've been here for 3 damn years! He's the one who watches porn at work & gets high in your car on breaks.
- Mine does too! At 6 wk check up doc confirmed I have a minor prolapse of my uterus
- I hate my pets. I would never get rid of them but sometimes I do secretly wish for a carbon monoxide leak while I'm at work...
- Ever since having my second kid, whenever I go to the bathroom #2 I feel like my uterus is going to fall out. WTH happened it there?
- why does DD have to be sick this week? Doesn't she KNOW there's a lot to do?
- I saw on GMA this a.m. a woman is giving her sister Botox for Christmas. All I want from my sister is for her to remove the knife from my back!!
- Wth? Sent sexy texts to DH all day yesterday, including pics. He was into it, but then passed out on the couch while the kids were still up. This is why wives cheat....
- Have a repairman coming today to fix the dishwasher. I never know how to act when there is a stranger in the house. Do I offer them coffee? Do I sit in the kitchen watching them? Do I go in the other room and watch tv?






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