Scary Mommy Confessions
- Nothing like seeing the asshole that cut you off on the freeway pulled over by a sheriff a few miles up the road.
- How many husbands is too many husbands? I don't think people should live unhappily, but I also think that if you enter into marriage after marriage that the problem might not be your ex...it might be YOU.
- I knicked my clit shaving my nether regions today. Let me tell you something, it fucking HURT.
- It's killing me that you love me so much and I just don't love you anymore.
- Why do women shave off and redraw their eyebrows on?! It's awful looking :(
- Its almost 8 pm... And I haven't cooked dinner...whoops! "2 more minutes" on the computer my ass... Mac and cheese here I come. Kids may be hungry, but that should appease them!
- ABRACADABRA! Nope, you are still a BASTARD
- I wish I was skinny.
- When I think of "mixed" kids, I consider it being referred to the 1/2 white & 1/2 black cuties!
- I'm all dressed and ready for a romantic dinner. But I'm all sweaty now. Come on Summer, go away! Your work here is done! Let Fall have a turn!






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