Scary Mommy Confessions
- My poor DD has been feeling awful the past few day. I didn't figure out what it was until nursing started hurting instead of just being a little uncomfortable. TWO more teeth!!! (that makes 7, and she's not even 1yr!)
- Had to give our 30 days notice bc we can't afford our rent anymore... Landlords called 30 minutes later and dropped it $200. It's a gift from god. I cried on the phone. They are amazing people and I am so thankful.
- When my DD11m is screaming crying, it doesn't affect me at all anymore; either that or I start laughing. I feel like this isn't normal, & that it's either a defense mechanism or a stress reaction. It keeps me sane though.
- I have never used a sex toy of any kind but I want to try. Ashamed that DH might find it and think I'm a whore
- If my neighbors dog dosent shut up I sware I'm gonna rip his vocal chords out!!! Seriously it's 2 am how do they not hear him?? WTF
- I want to be on vaca on an island with Pepe who docent speak English and just brings me umbrella drinks for a week. Is that too much to ask???
- I bought steaks today, if it wouldn't be ridiculous I swear I'd be in the kitchen cooking me one up right now. Good thing I live with someone could you imagine what late night steaks would do to my weight!
- My ex is a wealthy pompous ass!!
- I get sick to my stomach every time I see you or hear your voice.. Why am I letting you have so much control over me??
- I confess that we all have a complaining problem and at the end of the day if we count our blessings not all of us have it so bad. But damn it's nice to just confess for the heck of it.






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