Scary Mommy Confessions
- Maria Bello is my girl crush.
- I have a barely 3 month old and we had sex ( for the first time since baby was born ) with noooo
- I pooped when I delivered my first baby. The nurse noticed it in time and covered my rectum with a small towel. DH didn't even notice.
- I CAN NOT believe a mother would call her son a "weirdo freak" horrible mother feel bad 4 her kid!
- I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!!
- I love eating cookies in the tub
- I wonder if I pooped when I delivered my baby?
- I'm so sad and lonely yet I have no reason to be:( I hate me....
- i HATE my best friends husband. hes cheating on her and treats her like shit. at teh divorce hearing i'll be attending and will kick him in the balls with skinny heeled shoes after its all over.
- I actually think you're a sucky mom and that you need to be more consistent with discipline. Then maybe you wouldn't have so many problems with him.






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