Scary Mommy Confessions
- I play Solitaire obsessively. Like I have to win or play so many games before I can leave for work or get on with my day. It's kinda ruining my life. But I can't seek help or I'll look like a twit.
- Jeez, the kids flooded the bed so I came out on the couch. Now two of the three are on the couch with me. Bad enough I wake multiple times a night to check on them, now I can't sleep at all cause I don't want to roll on em.
- Im waiting till 2AM for fwb to get off work. So I can drive 20 miles to his house to stay the night. and hopefully sleep through his horrid horrid snoring. Is the sex worth it? Yeah.. It is. Lol.
- My mil has been on the phone to dh crying, saying me and my mum leave her out and I keep ds away from her. No love, we ask you to watch ds, and the last 3 times have been a no! Silly bitch, you know where we live!!!
- I'd rather be pregnant then fat :(
- I want a brother husband. Then maybe, between the two of them, something would get the fuck done around this house.
- I am a sister wife and I hate it. But I was number ond and I will not get a devorce
- My dh is the best sex I've ever had, and honestly I've been around. He doesn't believe me, but damn, he's just so good!
- I loathe sex ever since having kids...I loathe my dh too actually. His penis ruined my life & my vajayjay has literally been torn open & stitched back together. NOT cute!
- Every time one of my ds says "mom mommy mama mooommmmm" I just want to RIP my own ears off.






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