Scary Mommy Confessions
- When your kids no longer like your husband (who is not their father)....maybe it's time to leave.
- DH will be home soon. I wish I could say I'm happy because I'll be able to get laid again, but I'm way happier to have a break from these fucking children! They don't listen to me at all, but are angels for daddy!!
- Not sure that my bf is ready to be completely done with his ex wife..my heart is hurting. I just want her to go away. Why did I ever leave?
- My husband is a college football coach and instead of grounding our kids, he makes them run gasers with the team after practice. It might not be conventional but it works, and they sleep like babies.
- I'm having email sex with complete strangers and loving it!
- Is it just me or does the Tide stain remover stik kind of smells like urine or vomit? It works very well for my DD's stains, but the smell of the chemical makes me sick....
- I just ate half a cantaloupe. I'm gonna pay for that later but it sure was yummy now! Hey, better than a bag of chips, right?
- My kids smell, but I'm way too tired to even think about giving them a bath.
- I just burnt my tongue by eating microwaved brownie mix too soon. Totally served me right.
- My husband is making a feast for Thanksgiving. Too bad we have to eat it with his parents. Lol. At least I'm not cooking






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