Scary Mommy Confessions
- Gave my ea a bj while my husband was busy in the next room - lucky he is quick... Loving the thrill of the sneaky bj!!
- I noticed today that I have stretch marks on my boobs. It was bad enough that they are tiny and look deflated after nursing. I need a boob job.
- i hate happy couples with kids
- I wanted to have a drink in the bathtub but I decided to skip the wine because of the calories. I just took two shots of vodka instead. I'm not sure if I'm smart or pathetic. :-/
- Lately my kids has been getting on my fuckin nerves. I dont know what it is but every time they come near me I get irritated. :-(
- The only reason I haven't tried/don't do drugs is because I know I will lose everything I have to get that high.
- I'm in love with him so much that it scares me...I can't live with out him...and knowing someone has that kind of power over me scares me so badly...
- Totally made a hypnotherapy appt today just so I can get over the ex. FML!!
- I like my cats better than your kids!
- Got off work early today. Came home,told DS16 I was going to poo, and get in the shower. Smoked a bowl, showered. Don't feel a bit guilty either.






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