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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • Didnt consider how fat and sweaty I would be at 8 months pregnant in may. Should have planned this better. I leave sweat marks on every chair I sit on.

  • I want to have another baby more than anything. But I am absolutely terrified.

  • Today I've told my kids, "Shut up;You suck at listening; & Go to your room, I don't want to hear or see you." Dear God please make me a bird so I can fly far far away.

  • Having a new born is the hardest thing I have ever done. I've gone through a lot of hard times but could always fall back on substance abuse to cope. You can't with a newborn!

  • I fucking hate today. I want my life to be over.

  • I'm getting breast augmentation in 13 days. I'm more excited about it then I was about my wedding day. These popped balloons will finally be porn worthy!!

  • FUCK THIS DAY!! FUCK THIS WEEK!! FUCK THIS MONTH!! I suck so bad.

  • I miss to be pregnant. I loved the feeling, to have someone growing inside me. I miss those big-round-hardly can wait weeks, but nothing after the birth. I dont feel the strength to raise even the children we already have.

  • I think EA is leaving me. I'm so depressed and can't tell anyone. What am I going to do? Trying to be happy infront of DF

  • I want orgies with my SO, but SO thinks its disgusting.

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