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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • I love DH so much. Seriously, I hit the jackpot with him, but if he ever became "born again", I would run as far and as fast as I could in the opposite direction. I would also have one of my children under each arm.

  • If my EA would pay me for sex (He's LOADED) I would take it.

  • we were going to be together forever, but when he got me pregnant he was gone the day after i told him. i have his son now and i feel like all i ever was to him was a baby factory. now i'm the dairy for his son.

  • i have naturally hairy nipples and a hairy jaw line. I have normal hormones and it happened long before i had dd. I'm just naturally gifted. So there.

  • My EA phones me every morning to get me off before he goes to work.

  • I have heard my son's baseball coach is hung. He is kind if an asshole but also pretty hot, sometimes I think about how cool it would be to screw him in the dugout.

  • My google history shows a search for treehouse tv followed by a search for free porn. Ahh the multiple uses for my iPad.

  • An older friend of ours has a thing for me i think it kinda creeps me out

  • Live with severe chronic pain and a lazy drinker who hasn't even acted like he gives a whit in years. Want to mess up his guns while blowing my brains out in his gun safe. Just tired.

  • Ever since I gave birth I've been terrified of peeing every time I sneeze. Today, I did. A lot.

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