Scary Mommy Confessions
- BFF takes monthly photos of her DD, prints them from her home computer & distributes them at every godforsaken girls night. Do I really have to be the one to tell her that we all throw them straight into the trash?
- My kids r the biggest assholes! They don't do anything I ask them to do but I'm supposed to do everything they ask me to do!!!! WTFE......that shit stops NOW!!!!!
- i dnt know wots worse some days, being at home with the 4yr old with the attitude of a 14 yr old.... or being at work with F'ing customers?! =(
- For once, I'm less annoyed by my toddlers than I am by my DH. Odd, because the kids refused to nap today (big new toy). DH on the other hand...napping peacefully. Grrr.
- Wish I had the balls to cut these ties. She is a lousy friend and a pathetic excuse for a coworker. What, really, would I be losing?
- There is a chemical that turns the water blue when someone pees in the pool. My DH is guilty as hell!
- Sometimes I'm jealous of divorced parents because they get every other weekend without kids.
- I think my stomach is actually a bottomless pit :(
- Kids won't nap = no afternoon sex
- My toddler irritates me so much! I can't stand the little shit!






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