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Scary Mommy Confessions

  • As soon as DD gets on the bus in the morning, I go right back to sleep. I'm gonna miss that come summer.

  • I am still using makeup I bought for my wedding. 14 years ago.

  • After 5 years ttc baby number two, my period is 17 days late! I had a negative result on a test last week. I am too scared to take another test for fear of only seeing one line yet again and my heart breaking a little more.

  • Dd2 has her hand down her diaper front, telling me she likes her vulva. Good on ya, honey.

  • I miss my husband. I'm a widow technically. We were separated when he died. Oh what I wouldn't give for a do over. Stupid pride and stubbornness. I had a good man. Now I know. Scared I'll never find love again.

  • I prefer spending time with my dog than with my son

  • I work at a very serious fitness gym. If I don't get my eating under control I swear to god they will find a way to get rid of me. Half the reason I eat shit is because they keep putting me on graveyard shifts. :(

  • I spend money to spite H when he pisses me the fuck off.

  • I was a vegetarian for 15 yrs but 1 yr ago started eating meat again and I love it, don't know how to tell my FAM, and actually it's none of their business

  • I am waving my white flag of surrender as a mom of four girls youngest one month old. WTF was I thinking? I'm drowning and don't know what to do.

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