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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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I’ve mentioned my husband’s taste in food a few times here (he doesn’t have much, in case you missed those posts.) When I look at his childhood though, I really can’t blame him. His mom hasn’t cooked since 1985 (a New Year’s resolution that she stuck to) and his Grandmother cooked most of the meals he fondly remembers. I love her dearly, but 90% of the ingredients in his favorite family recipes can be found at a gas station convenience store (for the record, she does make killer brownies from scratch.)

However, her stuffing consists of Ritz crackers, chicken & rice soup, an onion & canned mushrooms. Hawaiian chicken is salad dressing, onion soup mix and jelly. Salmon croquettes? Canned salmon and saltines. When Jeff’s mom did cook, a dessert called “Yodel Pie” was her signature recipe, made almost entirely of one of the least nutritional foods on earth.

There is one concoction that I absolutely adore, and proudly serve at every party we host. It’s called “Kahlua Dip” and consists of 3 ingredients that you can grab from a 7-11. Kahlua, Cool Whip, and Hershey’s milk chocolate bars. When they combine, however, the result is pure magic.

How to make it: Grate four Giant Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Bars. Mix into 2 tubs of Cool Whip. Add 3/4 cup of Kahlua. That’s it.

His family served this treat as as a dip with Pirouette cookies, but I prefer it as a mousse or in those little chocolate cups as a bite-size dessert. (Or, better still, straight from the mixing bowl with a spoon. Because those calories don’t count.)

Enjoy!

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1 Shannie June 16, 2008 at 8:21 am

OMG, yum. I bet you’d also like something we make… You take vanilla ice cream, crumble up those cheapo hard coconut cookies and add cream sherry… It’s oh so yummy! I’ll have to try this. Pronto.

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2 scargosun June 16, 2008 at 8:59 am

OMG that is such a good idea. I need to remember this for desserts.

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3 cartoongoddess June 16, 2008 at 10:32 am

Yum. Sounds like something I’m going to have to try.

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4 Danielle June 16, 2008 at 10:54 am

I can.not.wait for you to make this!!!!

Looks delish!

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5 Lynn June 16, 2008 at 11:16 am

This is a definite must-make for my next ladies’ poker night. I plan to get some chocolate wafers for dipping.

Mmmmm…on second thought, why wait for poker night? :)

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6 Anonymous June 16, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Okay, but come on, is there anything better then Yoedel pie? That stuff is damn good.
Dawn

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7 Scary Mommy June 16, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Dawn, I’ve never had it, but I’m sure it’s delish. In a WT kind of way :)

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8 Threeundertwo June 17, 2008 at 10:40 am

Can I just drink the kahlua, eat the chocolate bar, and squirt reddi-whip in my mouth? Your recipe looks a little complicated.

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9 Christine June 17, 2008 at 12:28 pm

oh my, that does sound yummy. I hear ya on the husband side – my husband’s idea of a thanksgiving side dish is cool whip, pistachio pudding mix and canned pineapple mixed together – and don’t forget the mini marshmallows on top!

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10 Nicole June 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

This looks so tasty!

It’s so nice that you are able to share recipes from your Mother-in-law! One day, your children will love that their Mommy shared Grandma’s concoctions!

What a nice post!

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11 Maria H. June 17, 2008 at 4:19 pm

A dessert and a buzz! Sounds like a page from my family cookbook!!

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12 becca October 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm

I’m always looking for a dessert without nuts or eggs – this is YUM! Will definitely try for our holiday party! Thanks!

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