Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Really, Kimie? Really? Kids are reading MY Facebook page? Your kids? Because mine certainly are not. Kids under 13 shouldn’t be on Facebook anyway, and why a kid of any age would end up on my site is beyond me. Puh-lease.
I see nothing tacky about the word FUCK. Perhaps there are other ways to express myself, Marisa, but on my page I can express myself however I want. My babysitter is not just a GOD SEND, she is a FUCKING GOD SEND. Wanna know what other words I frequently use? One rhymes with mussy and one rhymes with stunt and they fit quite perfectly in my vocabulary, thank you very much.
Oh, and point of my original update? That my sitter is amazing and I love her. Hallefuckinglujah.
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Fuck those pussy cunt bitches! *snort!*
Erin W. / Beatnik Momma recently posted..Quick Hit: The Chicken Pox Rant
Ditto. Fuckers.
MommieV recently posted..Tenure, or Not To Tenure
I will just say..”what she said”
Nolie recently posted..It Happened at Work
(faking shock and dismay) “Don’t tell me you worship your husbands with those mouths” Tsk Tsk Tsk!
Formerly Gracie recently posted..7 Quick Takes: Forever 29 Edition
Best. Comment. Ever. I fucking wanna be your friend! That was awesome!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
I fucking do too.
LOL!!! {This is going to look funny with my RSS feed under here on watching our language – but it’s not the same thing}
Another facebook group was just “called out” yesterday about using language and how its bad for the kids …LOL kids should NOT be on facebook… seriously!
Devan @ Accustomed Chaos recently posted..Why You Should Be Mindful of Your Language Too
Fuck yeah!
erica recently posted..frknrica: Barefoot Pinot Grigio…. come to mommy.
Fussy? That rhymes with mussy….. ;-)
Heather @ nobody-but-yourself recently posted..Operation Seven Candles
Wow, yeah I’d be pissed. If they don’t want to see the F word, then they shouldn’t read your posts. Plain and simple. I’m fucking pissed for you! <–f-bomb intended.
Amanda recently posted..Father’s Day is Coming!
WTF?! How is you not using the F bomb going to stop your babysitter from going to college? LMAO
Tina recently posted..A Music Meme – Day 19
LOL! I was just rereading these and sharing with my husband. I guess I didn’t see this one the first time around! Good fucking point!
Best fucking post I’ve read in a while. Well done.
The Stiletto Mom recently posted..And Now A Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
Those people should keep their fucking kids off fucking facebook!!!
:)
Fucking awesome post! People are way to sensitive. I guess people just need a reason to complain…
Jesus fucking christ, what is it with these people?
Amy Phillips recently posted..Daily Rant
i am mormon so i try to limit the use of the “f-bomb” to…almost never. and while i agree there might be better ways of expressing oneself, none of those is nearly as funny.
also, you really shouldn’t be using the word “fussy” around children. it’s irresponsible.
alexis recently posted..the olivia chronicles: letter two.
oh sweet jesus. What the *@(#* is wrong with people?
I can’t get my friends to read my blog, much less my FB profile… Like hell anyone’s kids are.
Sounds like you and I both need to find cooler friends. Fuck yeah!
Formerly Gracie recently posted..7 Quick Takes: Forever 29 Edition
Well fuck that shit! Dude, those shits are bitches. Don’t listen to that fucking shit.
Haha. I so wish I talked to you at Momzshare. You make me happy.
Sarah M. (Travel Mommy) recently posted..TVYM: I need this
LMAO Kids shouldn’t be on there. Your page, say what you want. If people don’t like then, then they can click away.
Shell recently posted..Pour Your Heart Out
I fucking love you :-)
Amber recently posted..Imma Diva, Imma Imma Imma Diva
un-fucking-believable is all i have to say. your facebook is yours, kids should not be online, and the eff bomb should be the LEAST of anyone’s worries…there are far scarier things out there!
LOL! Ya, that’s why people like that get deleted from my facebook page! Kids should NOT be on there and you should be able to say whatever the “FUCK” you want! If they don’t like it, they don’t have to read it!
Tutus and Tantrumns recently posted..PCS time! Let the countdown begin!!!
I had someone take offence to me swearing on my FB page too. His daughter read it, & he thought I should apologise. I told him to fuck off (& so did all my friends on FB) Then he got really mad & said I should be ashamed of myself
I was like, really?
What about if I just think it then? Is that OK?
Good. Because I think you’re a stlupid cunt
Bwhahaha this is great! Good for you.
Meghan recently posted..My kids a bully…crap
I totally said that on my Facebook the other day. Then I talked to my mom who was like “You’re putting bad words on the internet!!” Well, ok, if you have a problem with the word “fuck” then you probably shouldn’t be on social networks like Facebook anyways.
And those kids that lie about their ages so they can get a profile? Fuck them, and their parents, for approving of it too.
Darling, we are all on your side here.
I know a girl that made a page for each of her kids, youngest being 6? Really?
Meghan recently posted..My kids a bully…crap
You could turn them in. Bwahahahahahaaaa!
watercolor recently posted..dancing in the car
I have a friend who created a FB profile and a Twitter account for her BABY… She would make up all kinds of bat-crazy shit in “baby talk” to post. I think the last post about about eating yogurt.
Formerly Gracie recently posted..7 Quick Takes: Forever 29 Edition
For real? That is totally hilarious. I would love to see that. But, don’t let me- I might not be able to hold back mocking it. ;)
Right!?!?!
I would have to end the fucking friendship over that.
I Love your ability to express your feelings exactly how you want to! Nobody told you to LIKE your page or to follow you! They did it on their own! And I agree with you as to why KIDS are on here reading it! UNREAL! People Get a Life! Keep up the Great Work Jill!
That would be *stupid*
Fucking iPhone!
Jenny Talia recently posted..hmas sydney
*Stands up and cheers*
Fuck yea!!!
brianne recently posted..Hailey is a little confused…
My ears! I mean, my eyes! I mean… Fuck! What the fuck was I meaning to say here?
Love the perma-link dahling.
JustOneMiss recently posted..Year One
I FUCKING love you! You are someone after my own heart. Sometimes “those” words are needed and can be used to express exactly what we feel.
Those people must not get excited by anything…what a boring life they must lead.
Thank GOD we aren’t them!
Well fuck. Seriously?!
I hear more “F words” on the playground or the pack of heckling teen boys passing by than I do on your Facebook status updates.
Fuckity fuck fun suckers.
OMG – I ‘fucking’ love it! It’s like you were reading my mind – I was rolling my eyes while reading their dumb comments (well I guess its hard to read and roll at the same time but you know what I mean!) This is awesome.
And as for your babysitter – she should only know how lucky she is to be able to take care of your 3 loves — she’s getting a top notch EDU at Scary Mommy Univ! haha
Why do people think you need to be corrected? Who has the balls to do this? Would they be so fucking clever if you’d said this to them in person? The holier than thou shit REALLY bugs me. Rock on, Jill. xoxo
RLG recently posted..End of an Era
AMEN!
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Woooohoool! you’re fucking fabulous
It is your Facebook page and you can write whatever you want to on it. If people don’t like what you write the delete button works both ways and they can delete themselves from your page. And there is an awesome little button called HIDE too. If they don’t want to see your updates but want to screen them, they can hide you and then look for your page when their kids aren’t around. It’s people like that who will bitch about their right to be heard and then try to take your right to write whatever the fuck you want away. Drop the F-bomb all you want, I still love you!
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Yes, you have alienated me. Your post last week was bad enough, and now this? Not my cup of tea. Bye, bye.
haha!
Meghan recently posted..My kids a bully…crap
*snort*
Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal recently posted..Body After Baby Project: Join Me!
You can’t be alienated if you *voluntarily* chose to read her! You can simply decide you don’t want to read anymore and quietly disappear. No need to make a scene. This isn’t a marriage. No need for a fucking divorce!
watercolor recently posted..dancing in the car
Awwwww. Buh-bye.
Well, by all means…don’t let the screen door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
ROFLMAO!!!! translation: PEACE THE FUCK OUT.
Laler Looser
Jeeezus, Mary, and Joseph! Why you gotta fucking swear so much! Do you eat with that mouth? Honestly, do you? Because it must add such a delicious spicy flavor to the food! ;)
Cathy recently posted..Wordless Wednesday….Take Care of your Trash!
FUCK! Sorry….just wanted to join in the fun!!!
I’m fairly comfortable guaranteeing that Kimmie’s precious darlings are already proficient in the use of the word Fuck. Personally? I learned it on the back of a school bus seat. Along with Cunt, Dick, Pussy, and why you should not use a rubber glove as a condom*.
*Not from personal experience. Sadly.
DomesticatedGal recently posted..In Case of Emergency, Ego May Be Used As A Flotation Device
Your comment made me think about when I was in 6th grade and one of the girls was handing out condoms to everyone on the bus :)
lesa recently posted..That’s it! I have gotta let it out!
This is the fucking fuckingest thing I have ever read…ummm…I mean funniest! Why are people so sensitive about using the “f” word? And why do they think your babysitter will stay if you stop using it? What kind of friends are those anyway? Oh wait…I just realized that they’re “fans.” Aren’t you so cool that you have fans! I want fans! Haha…keep cursing, chicka!!!
Rebecca recently posted..Honest Scrap Award…
I cannot tell you how many fucking times I quit babysitting kids during college because the goddamn parents couldn’t clean up their fucking potty-mouths. Those assholes.
And I? Was awesome.
Bastards.
GuiltySquid recently posted..Today I am starting a trend or a coup or something on a fantastic Mommy Blog. Also? I totally didn’t cuss.
You can come over and watch my boys anytime you want Squid!
Oh my ears are bleeding …how dare you people…I mean really…..
Oh, hell, I’m just fucking with you. Great post!
Kathryn recently posted..If my life had a soundtrack
I’m sorry, but did someone just complain about what YOU wrote on YOUR facebook page?
This kind of reminds me of when a blog reader told me to shut up. On MY BLOG. In MY COMMENTS. People need to use the x button more on the top of their screen.
jodifur recently posted..The Best Laid Plans
HA! Shut up on YOUR blog? That’s awesome.
Yep, it’s a subject I’ve posted about a lot, trying to make a decision I’m having a hard time making. They told me to make the decision or shut up about it.
I’m sorry, but aren’t you reading MY BLOG?
I am not one to use the F-bomb, but it is YOUR site.. Say what you wish!! If it offends someone they know where the door is.
Comment #31 just made laugh out loud.
And I too FUCKING love you!!
Danielle recently posted..So since no celebrities have put on a concert yet, I guess it’s up to us lay people.
*** made ME laugh out loud.***
See I was still laughing, so I couldn’t type correctly. :-)
Danielle recently posted..So since no celebrities have put on a concert yet, I guess it’s up to us lay people.
You can use that word whenever the fuck you want!!! Geez. Some people.
Elaine recently posted..Almost a Year…
One of the reasons I read your blog is because you use the word fuck so nicely! And I agree about the age thing & facebook. That’s for us as parents to pay attention – not for you to censor.
I fucking love you too, you tells thoses bitches they are being pussys and get over themselves!
I love you. I do. You totally crack me up. In one of Jen Lancaster’s books she refered to them as C-U-Next Tuesdays. Not that I don’t say the word, because I do. A lot.
Keep on keepin’ on!
Sky recently posted..Link ‘Em Thursday
You use the word fuck? Frequently? What? NO! Say it ain’t so!!
Fuck that. Your site, your page, your thoughts and words. In fact, they’re you’re *fucking* thoughts and words. Good grief.
LinLori recently posted..Mathematically speaking? I suck.
When people have problems with the word fuck…it really makes me want to quote the line from Mystery, Alaska (movie) where the dude goes…
What the fuck of a fuckity bum fuck town is this?
Or something like that.
Rock on Jill…do yo thang girl!! :-)
Megan recently posted..There’s No Turning Back Now
I have so enjoyed this post. Thanks Kimmie for being such a tight-ass! LOL!
I fucking love you…………I love you so much I am adding your feed to my blog if you do not mind! :)
Martini Mama recently posted..No more Caillou….no more Caillou
This is why I love you.
lceel recently posted..100 Word Challenge – Sauce & Vuvuzela
Who the FUCK lets their kids on Facebook in the first place?!?! So this idiot allows her kids to be on Facebook (or to read facebook) and then has the balls to blame you for the shit her precious little snowflakes read?!?! What the fuck?!?! Monitor your kids better lady and don’t let them on facebook in the fucking first place!
Bahahahaha! This just made my day.
YOU are fucking amazing. (And I don’t even type that word much! See how I love you? It’s because I’m a grown-up and can see NAUGHTY WORDS without freaking the fuck out.)
P.S. Typing fuck is kinda liberating. Just sayin.
Sara Plays House recently posted..Wordless Wednesday
I bet many of the self appointed language police don’t think their kids use those words when out of their site. They need to get their heads out of their fucking asses and find better causes to rally against like, oh I don’t know, violent crime?
If their children are old enough to be left unattended to stumble upon your facebook and read the word “fuck” I can guarentee they are old enough that they have heard and most likely use that word. Maybe their parents should get off their ass and monitor their children better or stop complaining. I can guarentee unattended children on the Internet are finding things much worse than the f word.
Seriously?! They should fuck off. I don’t think they should be reading this if they can’t handle an f-bomb now and then. You are 100% FUCKING right here.
Certainly this isn’t the first time these ladies have seen you using that kind of language?! How you express yourself is part of what makes you so great.
Perhaps they’re better off sticking with sites like that devout chica you mentioned last week.
Cara recently posted..Innocence
Oh, sufferin’ cheeses on toast. Sounds like some grannies need unwadding. It’s just a word, dude. I consider the creative use of ALL language to be an art, m’self.
I swear, some people are just fucktards.
I love that word, fucktard. Sometimes it’s the only word that does people justice. This post made me laugh, I can’t believe people are so uptight… like so many have said, it’s YOUR blog, say what you want and fuck the rest!
LOL! Love the post!!! If that’s the worst thing that kids “stumble” upon on the internet then they’re damn lucky!!!
Jackie recently posted..Great Simple Green Giveaway
Hehehehe!!! You’re ace, keep it up!
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A-fuckin’-men!
Natalie @ Hope Springs Eternal recently posted..Body After Baby Project: Join Me!
Scary Mommy fucking rocks.
-Aimee
Aimee @ Ain’t Yo Mama’s Blog recently posted..Mental Monday: Extreme Encouragement
This post just one FUCKING reason on a very long list of FUCKING reasons why I think you are FUCKING awesome!
And I for one would like my daughter to hear words like FUCK, pu*sy, and c*nt in my home first than at school or one the bus – so that when she repeats them I can immediatley explain when & why they should be used.
Love your follow up post on this. I’d just tell her to FUCK OFF!
You are so FUCKING AWESOME! I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!
It’s always the pussys, cunts & bitches who ACT like they’re holy…they can stick it in their juice box & FUCK OFF!
YOU FUCKIN’ ROCK!
Wait.. why are small children on facebook?
As I said on facebook
t’s hilarious how something so benign can turn into such a big deal. I’m just glad you found someone so good she merits a FUCK (and also doesn’t call your child a jewboy… )
Oh and as a babysitter who just graduated I say “woohoo!” to having an amazing … See Morebabysitter. Tell her how much you adore her and she’ll babysit on breaks! Invite her to their bday parties if she’s around. I seriously would have been my college charge’s full time nanny as a job after college if they needed one. I miss her SO MUCH!
Molly recently posted..THEY HAVE A DATE!
You know, we get told what to do all day by our asshole bosses and our kids who think they are our boss. The last thing you or anybody needs is people telling you what kind of language you can use on Facebook. We use Facebook to have fun and escape our shitty day. You should have told them to Fuck Off! If you are going to alienate people do it right. ;) I hope those two chicks read this and feel like idiots, because they are.
Fuck.
Sorry you lost 12 people on facebook today. You gained me! :) Don’t know if that is comforting or not….. ha!
watercolor recently posted..dancing in the car
Well, shit. I guess you need to clean up your fucking act. I’m *sure* you don’t want somebody else’s fucking kids fucking around on your site and learning to say fuck. Although my guess is if they’re on FB, they already know how.
briya recently posted..A gift and a bunch of other stuff
This is just great!
Here’s the funny thing: I tend to swear like a drunken sailor but I am so fucking exhausted, I am all, “huh, what rhymes with stunt? Shunt? Funt? Lunt? I don’t get it….
Sigh. Maybe mine just needs some action or something to remind me it’s still there? :) Newborns. The big sex-drive killah..
Robin recently posted..Random Tuesday
WTF! hehe – you go with your bad self Jill! Lamos should just stay away!
In the words of Big on SATC “Absofuckinglutely.” FB isn’t for children. It’s for parents who say things like fuck.
When will people learn that the real dirty words are “hate”, “war”, “calories”, and “taxes”. It is beyond me why anyone would want to ruin a perfectly good conversation by becoming indignant and bitching about the word “fuck”. Even dumber for them to attempt to dictate what you write on your own Facebook page. Why was she so shocked anyway? She must be new here…
Dawna recently posted..Love is Blind
bwahahahahaha!!!
MommyNamedApril recently posted..Trying to Keep My Head Above Water.
Joke ‘em if they can’t take a fuck!
swirl girl recently posted..The One Where She Just Needs to Get Back on The Horse
well fuck! if i didn’t drop the fuckin’ f-bomb when yellin’ at my kid, he wouldn’t think i was fuckin’ serious! and i fuckin’ love how you intersperse fuck so creatively in your fuckin’ blog. also? they have a fuckin’ fan page for the word fuck on facebook so perhaps kimie needs to get her kids off of fuckin’ facebook!
cathyjoy recently posted..Wordless Wednesday
Well I feel like I’m joining the party a little fucking late…
Jennifer recently posted..How not to impress your boss
Colour me not surprised that Kimie is a member of a dozen spelling police pages, some vaguely racist ones, some anti-immigration ones and while being anti-violence is avidly pro-gun.
Why not just ask someone to change their personality while you’re at it.
Zoey @ Good Goog recently posted..14/365 Princess Riley
I think you all need to watch your filthy fucking language. Jesus fucking Christ people there are god-damn children reading these post, I mean for fuck sakes what kind of assholes are you.
Hehehehhe that about covers it.
Who gives a fuck what other people say, your expressing your self how you feel to hell with everyone else if they don’t like it then can FUCK OFF
This isn’t very classy of you Jill. My fucking kids read Scary Mommy with their cherrios every morning.
OHmommy recently posted..It’s all great until CPS calls my house.
I just read through all of the comments on this post.
OH Mommy? You win.
-Francesca
Mayhem & Moxie recently posted..Letters to the Boot: Ode to Technology
You fucking rock! Are those women new to your site? They must be, otherwise it wouldn’t have been a shock. Your site, your page, your language.
And people…get your kids off Facebook! Maybe you should be called out for letting your young kids use FB!
Late Mommy recently posted..Summer Dangers…
Oh, yeah…your readers rock, too!
Late Mommy recently posted..Summer Dangers…
Well…now that THAT’S been cleared up.
:-)
Cindy S recently posted..What Ever Happened with the…
Fucking block them. Prudes who can’t handle cuss words shouldn’t be on Facebook.
You just go fuck away. ;)
She obviously needs a good fuck.
Jen recently posted..Sick Day
I think kimmie needs to pull the fucking corncob out of her ass and calm the fuck down… for fuck’s sake…
Did you hear that Kimmie?! LMAO!! If having her child see the word FUCK on Facebook is causing Kimmie to have a fucking heart attack then obviously she hasn’t dropped off one of her children @ the rollerrink! HOLY FUCK!!! The words coming outta the mouths of 11-14 year olds … I could’ve said FUCK a 100 times over the loud speaker and it still would’ve been cleaner then the fucking words these children were using! I would be a moron to think that my children, who are tween & teen have never dropped the F-bomb but I can honestly say that because my husband & I both cuss like sailors and theres nothing my kids haven’t heard there isn’t the need to be fuckin’ potty mouth out in public when their parents aren’t around …. Looks like Kimmie has a little more stuck up her ass then a corncob … Pull your head out Kimmie!!! Fucking Fuck!!!!
Awesome!
I have to admit that I don’t swear on my blog. I don’t much care for it but I have to admit that when you say it/ write it. It cracks me up something fierce.
Fuck that! The kids who ARE on facebook are using worse than fuck. And if you don’t know what’s worse than fuck go find a child’s facebook page.
I bet your babysitter loves that you called her fucking amazing. I think that’s a pretty fucking amazing compliment.
katiezoeb recently posted..Carseat Terror
I love how you didn’t blurr out the names of the apparently-very-very-f-ing-innocent ;)
I’m very happy that this Facebook post was my official introduction to you and your blog. Love.
Kelli recently posted..How to Create a Business, Apparently: First Round of Lessons Learned
Is it too late to say I fucking love you and I wish I had a babysitter that deserved such a fantastic compliment?
Your page…your language…and legions of us just love it!
Brittany at Mommy Words recently posted..Every Little Bottom Deserves a Diaper
LMFAO. I feel so dirty now. I think I shall go warsh. I mean wash.
;)
The Grasshoppa: Triplet Plus Two Momma recently posted..We Pay Cash
fuck shit hell damn bastard bitch cunt whore….
ahhhh, it just makes you feel better! and you are right…its your page, do what you do…and you know what…youre most likely doing it better then them:)
Fuck. Yeah.
guarros recently posted..More on June – There are Additions!
As I told you on Twitter earlier, I fucking love the word fuck. nd I fucking love you. Why do people waste their time and energy reading something that offends them? Just click away…..geesh! People are so fucking annoying.
Rachel @ Mommy Needs a Vacation recently posted..It Happened at Work
Well I for one am fucking offended. Consider yourself de-friended (by Chase of course).
I will also be deleting your potty mouth site from his google reader.
Fucking hell.
Jen recently posted..Chase – One Year
Seriously, people who are offended by the word fuck really fucking confuse me. It’s one of the most divine gifts from the creative force in the universe to Englishkind. It is so incredibly expressive in so many fucking ways, including lovely ways like expressing gratitude and joy. Fuck I love the word fuck. Maybe those who don’t like the word fuck don’t like to fuck? I don’t fucking know.
Natalie Gibson recently posted..Letting Go of Silly Little Thoughts
I guess it all depends on who you think your audience is, or who you want your audience to be.
Interesting responses, on both ends. I must admit that I was surprised.
Liz recently posted..Violin & Football
Your father has fucking forbidden me from reading your fucking blog since I have a ”potty mouth”. and ”Jesus Fucking Christ” is HIS favorite expression.
We get to see you next fucking weekend! Fucking A!
You are a snarky fucking bitch and I love that! Rock on! I mean, FUCK on, woman.
Sarah recently posted..!!! can be a bitch to find when you are having a craptastic week, but that’s exactly why you have to keep searching for it, intentionally
Kids on Facebook? That’s a way bigger problem than the word Fuck, lady. And yes, I use a capital F when I say Fuck because it’s like, a word I always use so it gets special recognition from me.
Jill, last year, I took my kids to for ice cream. My 4 year old, as I was getting him out of the car, screams out: “Fucking idiot!” … the man beside us almost had a heart attack! Me: “Oh my GOD! I cannot believe he just said that… I have no idea where he heard such a word!”
You are SO FUCKING right! It’s just a fucking word. It useful when making a fucking point. I use all the fucking time! And my kids, who are all older than 13, know how to use fuck in it’s proper context too but they began learning well before the age of 13. I’m so fucking proud!
What in the world. Why would they even feel the need to comment.
life with kaishon recently posted..embracing the blur
What the fuck are their kids doing on Facebook?
Anne recently posted..Precious Papillon
A-fucking-men!
my son has told me several times not to use the word ‘fuck’ because it is a bad word. He is right. He is also 4. (parenting fail)
can we start a FB group of “moms who love to use the word FUCK”?) :)
To all parents allowing their CHILDREN to use Facebook who might be offended by a curse word ….
Fuck you, you fucking fucks!
Hockeymandad recently posted..On the Radio
There’s already a Facebook page for those of us who like the work Fuck…
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Intelligent-classy-well-educated-women-who-say-Fck-a-lot/317280815737?ref=ts
“like”
bitt recently posted..smoothies, sienna, bon-bons
OMG this is the first blog post of yours I have ever read… I am sold.
Best.Comments.Ever. I will be reading these whenever I’m having a bad day- they are priceless. You guys are the BEST!!!
So if your babysitter ever needs to apply for a job, she’s going to have one interesting reference, lol! (I’d love to see the potential employer’s face when he or she reads that the candidate is a “fucking Godsend.” I’d hire her just on that reference alone. :-) )
Michele – The Professional Family Manager recently posted..Deprivation or Sport…It’s Your Choice
it’s really funny because i’m writing about something like this right now.
it’ll be up tomorrow.
it has the word fuck. and the word…blow job.
:)
i believe blow job is two words.
alexis recently posted..the olivia chronicles: letter two.
god bless the sanctamonious. btw, you forgot to mention you use “prick” alot too.
Jill recently posted..MY APPEARANCE ON THE VIEW- DESIGNER LOOKS FOR LESS
It is your Facebook page after all. You can say whatever the fuck you want to. Some people need to grow a thicker skin.
My favorite part about FaceBook is the second you respond in a way I dislike to my posts on MY PAGE you get the DELETE BOOT! I love being able to end it with a keystroke, I only wish I could have that power in person! I would appreciate it if you could IM Kimie and Marisa to have them come clean my house because OBVIOUSLY they have more time on their hands than needed! If there was ever a time to use foul language this is it FUCKING BITCHES is what those ladies are! Thanks for keeping real!
Well fuck. I think all the fuck jokes have already been covered. Oh, well.
Perhaps they forgot that fucking is what made those kids in the first place. Ok, well maybe those ladies in particular slipped & fell in something, because fucking would be dirty & immoral.
Oh, well, what the fuck ever. They’re bad parents for letting their kids read pages with bad words…..
WTH am I Doing recently posted..The Popular Girls
my 3 year old says “fuck” all the time…..it is a lil embarrassing in public, but secretly i’m proud of him :)
whats the big deal, its only a word. people need to lighten up.
People can be so uptight… Excellent point about kids on FB – on Scary Mommy’s page no less. Ridiculous. I may not use the F word frequently, but I do find it rather effective when used where no other expletive quite nails it. In fact I dropped one in a post earlier today now that I think of it…second time in about two years.
You really do get the strangest critics…
This is just too fucking good not to fucking comment on. Give me a fucking break. Robyn, I think you’re kid would get along really fucking well with my son ;-)
And really, what the fuck’s a kid doing on Scary-Fucking-Mommy’s Fbook page…well, maybe checking up on their foul-mouthed mother…but, if that’s the fucking case, I’m sure they’ve heard FUCK before…and a whole bunch of other fucking good words too.
Relax people. THe world is not going to end because people say FUCK. It’s just a fucking word.
And you know, it’s a great word…FUCK!
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My bff called one day when her youngest was 3 to tell me she had just called her child a fuckface…to her face.
My momma said just today that even when her mind is totally gone she bets she’ll still say fuck.
I would really miss fuck, ya know?
Hats off to your beautiful fuckin ass…
Why are kids on Facebook in the first place?!
Sheesh, she sounds like she needs to relax.
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I just found out that a friend of mine’s MOTHER gave her shit about linking to my foul language-filled blog so my “friend” removed my link from her site. Talk about What the FUCK!?
Don’t like it? Don’t read it, you stupid douche canoes!
*sigh* /end rant
*snorting all over ‘douche canoe*
so fuckin great.
Damn it all, I feel so FUCKIN FREE.
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It’s your fb page, post whatever the fuck you want! I recently had one of my fb friend’s post that if anyone wanted to post curse words on their status updates that they would be deleted. What the fuck is that about?
BBAAAHAHAHAHAHA That is a CLASSIC post…And I LOVE your response!
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I hope they both peek in on this giant Fuck fest – they kinda fucked them selves on this one huh? At least it wasn’t at Facebook :)
I’m just sitting here grinning ear to ear…love your post and the comments. My kids have heard the word FUCK before and they did not implode. Your FB “Friends” need to lighten up!
Fucking Brilliant!
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May I suggest some tastefull alternatives :
- Putain
- Merde
- Godverdomme
- Kut
Swearing is so much more classy in a foreign language, no? Beside I am sure those fuckers on facebook don’t understand a word of French or Dutch anyway.
And if they do, good.
LMAO….. I am from Belgium too so I will add some other snippits they can use on facebook:
Opabakkas
Smeerlappen
Ambetanterik
Poept-a-moeder
Sounds exotic and no one knows what the fuck you’re talking about. And what the fuck is with this country’s lunatic fringe losing their sense of humor anyway? Lighten the FUCK up, life is not that serious.
Wow, I’m late to comment. What can I say that everyone hasn’t already said? I guess I’ll just be one more person to support your mother fuckin’ ass!
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I swear these people just get on your fb page to get outraged on purpose. Do they not get you? It’s called Scary Mommy not Mommy’s a Tight Ass. Sorry, I meant it’s not called Mommy’s a Fucking Tight Ass Cunt.
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LMAO
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Well, the nice thing is that this is a good way to clear out the rest of the people who thought How To Be A Good Wife was a good fucking idea. Because you know that the Perky Barbie Supporters = Jesus people = people who think the word “fuck” is sending you straight to hell, do not pass go, and BTW they hope we all rot painfully.
I say good fucking riddance :)
I thing that deserves a fucking ‘hear hear’
People need to get an F’n grip.
I highly doubt kids are reading your fb page or blog…. and besides- have either of those women ever checked a teens fb status?… Mouths like fuckin truck drivers.
You are so much better off without those readers. Who invited he mother fuckin’ wet mops to our Scary Mommy party anyway??
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The best fucking post I ever fucking read! These fucking mom’s need to get a fucking life where there learn it’s fuckin’ ok to say “Fuck.” enough fuckin’ said!
…fuck! (tee-he-he)
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What I meant to say was,
I love you so fucking much.
:D
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Maybe it’s just me, but you kinda know what you are going to get with your blog. You’re not some goody-goody super proper mom (I’ll admit that phrase sounds like a boring mom) that just all of sudden dropped some cursing in your blog posts or Facebook. Silly people. I don’t get why people cause drama over this. If you don’t like a post or Facebook update, move on and come back for the next that has no curse words in it. If you find someone’s blog offending, quit reading. Seems pretty simple to me. By the way, I LOVE your blog and I practically never use those words. I said practically never…I’m not a saint. :)
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Hells FUCKING yeah.. here’s the thing if you never use the word then fine, but hey the first amendment FUCKING covers Facebook.. thankyouverymuch!
Ummm… I honestly didn’t even notice you said “fuck.” Apparently it’s so commonplace to me in blogs/on FB that it didn’t even faze me. Huh.
Anyway, like everyone else said… fuck ‘em.
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Wow — a pretty strong reaction to a difference of opinion. Of course, controversy is good for readership.
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It’s your edgy side that keeps me entertained and coming back for more. Go get em Lil’ Kim.
Nothing shuts people up like using the word pussy at a PTA meeting when you are trying to make a point. I wonder why I’m not President? Oh well, less work.
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! People really need to relax. It’s just a word. Geesh. And a word you used on YOUR page. Good for you for not backing down and just being yourself. :)
SEE! These are the type of parents who let their kids play on chat roulette and get pissed when they see a dick on it.
In the time it took her to type that comment, her kid could have googled midget porn. Just sayin’.
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Un-Fucking-Believable!! My FAV word of late – I’m highly stressed! My babysitter went away to college, she came back though, she is now a nurse! She still babysits once in awhile, but she is very FUCKING expensive now!!
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Very fucking funny and I quite agree that kids should not be on Facebook!!!!
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I’ve been a lurker for almost a year now, but I just have to comment. While I *almost* never use these words myself, I take no issue with others using them. Certainly there are OTHER words that might work, but they won’t be as SATISFYING to say. Maybe these folks should grow up and do some fucking parenting themselves. Keeping your kids from being exposed to anything real is not the way to protect them, and trust me, this comes from someone who went to a conservative Christian boarding school for 9 years. When our kids come across language, images, issues, etc. that conflict with our own family values, shouldn’t there be a place for open discussion without “banning” items and making them full of shame and guilt. Words only have as much power as we assign them.
You only alienate the boring fucks of the world.
The rest of us exciting fuckers are still here.
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Have you heard of STFU parents? You may want to submit this there
http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/
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Fuck yeah!
Dear ScaryMommy First of all the English Version of Fuch Verb Aramaick which means ” To Please, to Make Pleasure, most in reference to God. As is Fuch Ala. ” had been abused by King Henry the 8th by his many wives, and so People only know the abusive term FucK – NOT the FucH one which is a good fuch, and I Quite agrees that if You are using the Word Fuck in that way. You need to use the right spelling, because facebook is for anyone who knows how to read, and get on the internet that can surf the web. So saying that Fuch is wrong is wrong. When I use it I am carefull to refer to the Fuch, and correct People who are using the Wrong Spelling, and meaning for the Word of Aramaick Pleasure or Fuch. Thank You for sending this to my e-mail, because Now I have some where that I can help in raising People awareness of the proper use of Words for our children to learn by since Our Children and their Children are reading more, and more on the Web then ever before.
That’s SO why I love you!
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I had someone delete my comment because of “damn”. Her 10 year old reads her FB page. So, I hidexed her.
Kids not on Facebook until 13? Yeah, right. My daughter is 11 and FB-savvy. Fortunately, she’s no longer impressed by the word “fuck”.
Please, it’s not like you’re the band of teenage boys holding a 24 pack of Bud and dropping F bombs next to your kids on the bus. This is a website for parents. And if kids are reading this…they should be acting a whole lot better. Ha ha. Rage on, Jill.
I’ve always had a great affinity for the word FUCK. It gives just the right amount of emphasis. Of exclamation without a damn exclamation point. It feels good to write and even better to say. And besides. We’re all adults here, right? Except for maybe Kimmie. Whose name is FUCKING Kimmie.
Listen, no one is forcing you to read anything – the blog or the facebook updates. If it offends you then read something else. As I tell my kids, those are adult words and I am an adult…end of story.
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I love you, Jill, no matter what you say. :) And I’ll keep reading you no matter what.
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LOL I remember the last straw before I ended up starting up my now blog was my parents kept complaining cause I swore on it! I mean really… does my website look like it has lots of swearing on it?? Really?? Then don’t FUCKING read it!
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Jill,
I totally agree that it is your right to say or do whatever you want on your own blog, and if people don’t like it, then they don’t have to read.
Your blog, as any blog does, has a certain tone, and they should realize that, and read or move on.
That said, however, it is a bit hypocritical of you to believe this and then slam another person’s blog, specifically like you did last week of the Christian woman who had marital advice. If you didn’t like her blog, why didn’t you just move on?
You had to slam her to get a few cheap laughs?
I’m not even saying I agree with her at all. I just think that we, as women bloggers are better than that.
Then, You got so riled up about these two women who objected to you using the “F” word, and instead of just quietly ignoring their criticism, taking the high road and moving on, you basically tarred and feathered them, internet style.
You DO have a delete button on your FB page, you know. You could have just deleted their comments.
I would hope that you are better than this, because I used to enjoy reading you. We don’t all have to agree, but this is probably a bit why mommy bloggers are occasionally vilified in the media and sometimes labeled as bullies.
Don’t live up to your “Scary Mommy” moniker and start scaring off your fans. People should be able to respectfully disagree without getting skewered.
HAVE YOU READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS HERE CLARE????
Two negitive, one being yours. The whole point is that you don’t have to read Jill’s blog, wait let me say that again a little louder,
YOU DON’T HAVE TO READ SCARY MOMM’Y BLOG!!!
In fact if your so “offended” (even in others defense) perhaps you should start an anti ScaryMommy club, I am sure that the publicity would kill ScaryMommy, not hurt it, yep POSITIVE that’s what would happen.
Sorry to be a bitch, blame it on the hormones and my guy, but get off your soap box, PLEASE? and Thank You, and Have a Nice Day.
Preggers
WAIT:
Kathy Griffith’s career took off after she told Jesus to suck it, Jill you may get an E Telivison deal if there is enough anti scary mommy buzz! SWEET,
I agree, Clare. People should be able to disagree with someone and still be treated respectfully. Just because a person reads a blog, doesn’t mean they agree with everything that is said, and as was pointed out last week, when you put yourself out there, you’re open to criticism. It’s unfortunate when people can’t disagree without being blasted.
I don’t disagree with what you are saying– I had the same thought, in fact.
But, I honestly didn’t mean to slam Courtney last week. I thought the challenge was funny coming from me, verses her. My post was not nasty, if you re-read it. Yes, it was sickeningly sarcastic, but it wasn’t meant to be mean. And it was on MY blog. I never would have dreamed of posting something sarcastic on HER space. See the difference?
Judge me, disagree with me, fine. It’s part of the deal. But to come out and slap me on the wrist for using language on MY page rubbed me the wrong way. And because children might be reading it? Again, struck me as comical. I’m not writing for the kids. Obviously.
We put ourselves out there and open ourselves up for criticism. But, we are also allowed to react. That’s the beauty of it all.
And, thanks, Preggers. :)
I believe that says it all and perfectly I might add! Awesome, sometimes people just need to see explanations in black and white and you have done that!
I know, Jill, and I really am not referring to last week’s post at all — nor just to your personal reaction. I think it’s the entire community that’s surprising in their strong response. I agree that you should be able to speak freely, even if I personally don’t like to use the same kind of language.
It was just her opinion, obviously, that she didn’t like your word choice. I’m just surprised to see so many up in arms over her preference. I didn’t think it was spitefully stated, and I thought your original reply to her on FB was fine. It was the continuation of an additional post and all the comments that seems unnecessary and a bit mean-spirited. I really debated about whether to comment or not because I wasn’t sure I wanted to open myself to the firing squad either. ;) I appreciate your kind reply.
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FUCK YEAH!!!!
Oh wait, will I get angry responses for that? Or gasp will the child I am carrying sense or read that I have used the horrible F word? Oh no! What to do??
Fuck, I said it again.
I had to deal with this too, for the use of the word…………………….
SHIT, yep, that evil horrible S word, I politely said
“Please don’t say anything about my cussing, I am a psuedo grown up, and I have no friends under the age of 18, and I can use so so VERY MANY better words than that, if you nag me, I WILL, maybe about you.” A touch bitchy, well yeah, but it’s MY page, if you are easily offended by fould language or crude references, don’t look at it, or the group I lead dedicated to screw ups helping youngesters. On Face Book, it is To hell and back, advice from perpetual screw ups, and I talked about, shhhh, kids do not read further,
SEX.
OK i was having a boring night but then the mother fucking shit has to come up all the time what the fuck are you doing on this page of words like this offend you? I just came from feeling down in the dumps to feeling so fucking happy icant stop laughing i think people that are offended come here to feel good about themselves and look down on everyone else so get the fuck outta here and leave us fuckers to our fucking selves. Amen
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Fuck fuckity fuck fuck. Fuck! Oh, and fuck FUCK!!
Your fucking site made it fucking possible for this fucking comment to fucking exist. You fucking rock! Fuck!!!
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Oh, FFS. It’s the INTERNET. There’s SO much worse on here.
If you can’t control you kid’s access, then you’re a moron.
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Little Suzie Snowflake, who obviously needs more productive things to do with her time, is bored and gets on facebook. Suzie notices that her mom fanned a page. “Hmmmm… what’s this?” she wonders, as she clicks on the page her mother has “liked.”
I’m sorry… Who are these folks angry with?!?!?
And who decided that the magical combination of the letters “F,” “U,” “C,” and “K” deserved a label of “naughty four-letter word.” Because I use the word “G” “O” “D” during naughty time more than “FUCK” and I totally think it deserves a naughty title. Just sayin’…
People need to get their head out of their ass and start worrying about themselves. Kids need to be supervised. Bottom line. I constantly check the content of my kids texts…and I can tell you, even though they never cuss around me, they were cussing up a storm to their friends. We had a discussion about it, etc. That is part of the growing up/parenting process. You can’t keep them in a bubble, or they can’t learn any life lessons. People cuss…is it appropriate? Depends on who you ask. If it’s not appropriate for you, quit reading. And if your kid reads it, turn it into a lesson if you so choose. But don’t try and stifle someone’s freedom of speech.
I fuckin love you & your blog Jill!
P.s.
Am I the only one that instantly pictures kimmie from full house when reading the name?
Haha I thought this whole thing was hilarious. I’m 18 and read your blog posts/etc. I have to say you are the only one that I’m subscribed to that actually cusses. I do love your blog though! There are alot of kids on fb. I’ve seen as young as 12 years, but I don’t see why they would be on your page. Oh and I would babysit your kids, If I wasn’t going to college as well..:(
I expect “Fuck” from your posts, so I wouldn’t expect any less from your Facebook page. Look away, folks! And kids, go to that Chat Roulette thing you posted about a while back. (just kidding, of course).
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One of our new instructors called me down for saying Goddamn. So here’s the deal…God can strike me down if he wants for taking his name in vain, but I’m pretty sure he’ll leave her alone for hearing me say it.
She also called down our boss’ husband for saying “shit” in front of her nine year old at dinner one night. Guess what? If you take a nine year old out to dinner with grownups, they’re going to hear grown up words. You don’t want her to hear grown up words, leave her the hell at home.
If you don’t want your kids seeing the work fuck on Facebook, don’t let them have an account. Jesus Fucking Christ, what is wrong with people?
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Holy motherfusckingshit I LOVE you. And, since it’s cool to say, how about I throw in a fuck those motherfuckers just for fun. I don’t curse on my site (because my mama reads it and gets all bent about it), but I love visiting other people’s sites and cursing my ass off on them. Thank you for giving me a comfortable place in which to do so. And, I love my sitter too. Luckily she is already in college and she goes to college here so she is never allowed to leave me ever. The end.
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I don’t like it, but I get it when I get looks for using questionable language in public, or looks when my 3 year old does… but on your own FB page? These people chose to be your fans! Where the fuck to they get off lecturing you on your own page? There’s a word for people like them: sanctimommies.
I run no risk of having them as fans as my blog has the f-bomb right in the title!
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I just think she is fucking jealous that you have an awesome nanny. She probably wants to steal said nanny…
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Kids shouldn’t be on Facebook. Really. Especially not little kids. And really, do you honestly think that there’s an 8 year old alive that doesn’t know all the bad words in the English language? No.
I hope your fucking awesome babysitter sticks around.
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i’m going to hit subscribe, just because of this. and come back for more. fuck em.
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Some dumb assed people just need to learn what the fucking red X is for. If they don’t like reading your blog or your Facebook page they can use it so easily. I personally love the hell out of your pages and get a great laugh out of you quite frequently. So to all those ignorant trolls out there “Fuck you if you can’t take a joke”
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Fuck those fucking fucks! We love you!
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I am totally infuriated with you.
Cannot even speak.
My cheeks are red.
(this would be because I just choked on my beer, spit it on my precious macbook and am now gasping for breath)
:)
Children. do. not. belong. on. facebook.
And…Marisa, one exclamation point is enough to get the point across…and sometimes the only word that will work is FUCK!
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OMg i was just explaining to someone the other day how facebook has now given me the gift of being able to offend large groups of people at once, instead of one at a time like i used to. no matter what i say or do i manage to piss someone off on FB regularly. whatev
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Oh.
My.
GOD.
Are these women serious?
1) it’s YOUR FUCKING profile and you do whatever the FUCK you want there.
2) what fucking kids are they talking about? THEIRS? Kids should NOT be on Facebook anyways, so… That’s their mother’s fucking problem.
3) you are FUCKING hilarious. Love it! :D
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If you quit dropping f-bombs, I will fucking delete this blog from my reader!
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LOVE this. LOVE.
Well for fuck’s sake. This is SCARY MOMMY’S BLOG. If you don’t fucking like it then go the FUCK away.
You raise your precious little fucking demon seeds far away from the scary fucking F word.
How about you perfect women teach your little blossoms about pedophiles, peer pressure, war, and poverty for fucks sake?
The ability to not read certain sites-USE it al-fucking-ready.
Fuck.
Go Scary Mommy!
TeeFuckingHee!!!
People piss me the fuck off.
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I can only assume the said child is being home-schooled and has no social interactions outside of the family if stumbling upon your page was his/her introduction to the word Fuck.
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I have a 12 year old on facebook & I read her page almost daily. The kids her age are talking worse then you! The parents complaining probably have no clue how their kids really act/talk.
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My friend pointed me in your direction b/c I used an f-bomb on my status update…and someone CALLED MY MOMMY. ;) She wouldn’t reveal who it was…but if they stuck around…they got an eyeful. :D
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That was hilarious. I don’t understand people attempting to reprimand you on your FB page. Wow. Really?
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I am laughing so hard! I didn’t know there were language police on facebook. I hope they saw your post.
I am not sure how I ran across your blog, but I am glad I did. This is one of the first posts I have read and I already fucking L-O-V-E your blog!!! I am about to subscribe in google reader and become a follower….oh and I think I just may like you on facebook also!!
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OMG! I think we are twins!
FUCKEM’
Just “liked” you on FB and will definitely be subscribing to your blog! You are hilarious and if you can’t express yourself on FB where can you? It IS thw\e 21st century! Keep up the good work, you are real and true to who you are! Fuck those fucking bitches who are trying to dictate what you say on your own site! I also love all the responses… glad to hear the F-bomb is a common practice :)
Amen, sister! Any parent who allows their kids to surf the internet unsupervised (thus subjecting them to the “F” word and the “C” word and whatever else we take offense to these days) should be reprimanded for child neglect. I mean, don’t you know that there are evil child predators out there luring your child via the internet? You should be at their side every minute of every day when they are on the web…. oh wait, that’s not excactly the real world. I am a school teacher, and believe me, some of the words those little angels are learning from each other on the playground would never make it on this blog. So take a chill pill and relax, it’s just WORDS for cyring out loud, not actions.
I use the same exact words as well. My favorite is the one that rhymes with swat. When I get the stink eye for using the naughty words, I like to make sure others know that it is alright for them to use them too.
My mother, whom taught me those beautiful words, now gets angry when I use them. Hey Pot, you taught me!
Good for you. Not only did you correctly call them on it (Kids reading your page?), but you struck a blow for freedom in a depressingly PC era.
I despise the leagues of passive/aggressive Parents who project harm to their children to mask insecurity and guilt about their lack of quality time spent, abuse, etc. The louder the protest, the worse the parent.
They are children who run from fair adult debate.
I also admire your honesty. Kids are little shits sometimes. There are times raising them is a bitch.
I think I just met (read) my NBF!!! I thought I was the ONLY one who talked like that???? My friends & not-so-much-friends often cringe at my language. but seriously. Fuck is a necessary word. I mean, my DH was a sailor & I use it WAY more than him…….I think I use it more than my 18 year old, ironically, some of his friends thought I was his sister (based on my vocab) at his grad party…lol….flattering, i guess. I dig the way you tell it &I will be adding you to my daily reads! I think you rock & no my 6 yr old is NOT on FB (because that is inappropriate–DUH!!!), so I have no worries of him seeing the ‘F word’….LMFAO!!! as for the awesome fucking sitter——start over…find a freshman….we’re in the process now of weeding throw them. None are as good as the one we are losing in a few weeks (& the brother my oldest will be gone too). Anyway. . . ..I think, YOU ROCK!!!
My husband was in the Army for 6 years so my little one has been exposed to a very COLORFUL vocabulary.If you cannot explain that these are grownup words to your kids then you are a lily livered pansy that I pity for when it comes time for the in depth sex talk. And who has there kids on Facebook? You may as well put them in a lime green t-shirt that says, Predator Next Victim here in bold print. Kudos to you for saying what you want, HOW you want.
And as for the naysayers on your FB page, I personally have found the word cock holster to do wonders to describe word police junkies like this. People like Kimi need to find a proctologist who moonlights as a lumberjack to remove the redwood up her ass. BTW just found this place and you are absolutely FUCKING awesome.
If you don’t like people to swear, this is not the website for you…….sometimes it’s the only way to describe things in the perfect way.
How the fuck did I miss this vagtastic post? You’re an adult, I’m an adult, if you wanna say motherfuckercocksuckercuntlickerasshitter all you want, knock yourself out. It’s nice to know there are moms out there who can still cuss like truck drivers while teaching our kids fucking good manners. Boo to the mothafuckin yeah!
And even if your kid IS on facebook, so fucking what?
I’m of the school of thought that we should not censor ourselves in front of our kids. And yes, I know that this WILL bite me in the ass when when my toddler says to her preschool teacher, “suck it, bitch.”
Hey as long as you let them know that these are grown up words you wont have a problem. Like I said in my earlier post, my 9 year old grew up on an Army base not to mention that my sisters favorite adjective is Fuck ( and mine on occasion). I am sure she has a better vocab than most 16 year old boys, but I have never had a problem with her using them at home or school.
But I am pretty sure she is going to have some AWESOME road rage when she starts driving, she is already yelling at drivers from the back seat. LOL
the word FUCK is my best friend. It’s always there for me – never talks back – and doesn’t expect more from me than I can give.
:D
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That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This woman almost seemed surprised to hear you drop an f-bomb which I’m guessing is something you do on a regular basis. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep the kids away from your page.
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This is a fucking awesome post… I have to agree with your comment. My son has a facebook page, however he is 15. Any kid old enough to be on facebook should already know the word very well and not be shocked by it… assuming they don’t already use it themselves. It’s kind of funny when I hear my kid yell FREAK when he is angry. It’s funny cause I use the f*bomb pretty frequently in front of him and he chooses not to use the word himself. Sheltering a kid THAT MUCH only makes it cooler to use the word.
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ScaryMommy.com – where 4 letter words are tossed around like … um … 3 letter words? I don’t know why people have such an issue with profanity. I say fuck about 3x as much as any other word in the English language. That’s really saying something considering the number of times I use “I” or “me”. Anyways, if you don’t like it, I’d probably recommend clicking on that little red box in the top right hand corner of your page. Take your ball and go home already!
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As my man says, “Fuck ‘em and feed ‘em nails.”
I remember when I was a teenager telling my mother “Would you rather me say that was a great meal. Or that it was fan-fucking-tastic.” Or when I cursed at a rude driver when my daughter was 5…I asked if it upset her I cursed so much. Her reply was “Better out than in, mama.”
‘Bad words’ are only such because some ninny deemed them so. Tomorrow ‘tree’ is a bad word, because I said so.
Wow, you fucking rock! I can’t believe I just found your blog today?!! Where have you been all my life!
I ESPECIALLY love that you left their names unblurred :-D Way to go, Scary Mom! Way to Go!
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LMAO I love you!!! I always wonder why people are like “Kids read this!” Um not on MY facebook they don’t. My facebook is private because I’m not an idiot, thank you very much.
Fuck all of ‘em!
Where have you been all my life?
I’m so immune to the word fuck that when I read Kimmies comment I was all, “huh? F-Bomb? Where?” and had to re-read your status to find it. Plus, who says F-Bomb? Douches, that’s who.
Seriously, if any language or content disturbs you, just stop reading the blog. Period. But don’t criticize the blogger!
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Oh, and I forgot to say I had never heard the term “f-bomb” before this, but it’s PRICELESS. I’ll have to thank your reader for a good laugh!
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Yeah this is an old post but ya kno what? its my first time on here. I hate people like that. I am not a fan of the use of the F word but ya know what? I cant control you ya know? If that is your personality who am I to say what you should and should not say? In my opinion…..some people just suck boobies. Dont like it? Stop following you!
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this is the BEST! yeah, the F word rocks. and the point about kids reading FB is just wrong. they don’t want anyone under 13 on there FOR A REASON, yet still there are thousands of parents that either LET or DON’T KNOW that their kid is on FB taking quizzes about how dirty their mind is while they look at either a photo of an oyster or a vagina. i think any little kid who has gotten themself/ves onto FB by lying about their age has heard the F word.
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I fucking love that I found this fucking website. I’m not a mom but I hate when my Uber religious friends tell me to use “fudge” instead. It’s not the same. “Fudge you” will never have the same impact as “Fuck you.” End of story.
And who let’s their kids on Facebook???
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Fuck is my favorite word ever. Pussy is a close second… I even use them to describe my kids;
“My won’t even go on the fucking merry go round, he is such a fucking pussy.”
Sometimes no other words will do.
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Sometimes FUCK is the only word that captures the vibe. For instance; I have just dropped my expensive new cell phone in a public toilet…somehow ‘dammit’ doesn’t cut it. I have just hit my thumb w/a hammer, again, dammit ain’t the word. Whether you’re using it as a noun, (he’s such a sorry fuck) an adjective (he’s fucking crazy) a verb (gonna fuck you up) or even an adverb (Fuckly my dear, I don’t give a fuck), sometimes it is the only word that fits the situation. And BTW, my kid DOES read your blog, but no worries, she’s 29 and can out-swear both of us, and do it intelligently to boot. For people to criticize you is such a SUCK! So there, swear-police, you caught me too, I’ll be waiting w/my usual bail amount at the usual place…..
I love this post…and your response to the commenters!
Haha! What a great laugh! I love the comments.
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As a mother of 4 there isn’t much parents can do to totally keep your kids in a protective bubble. They are going to hear a large colourful vocabulary from their friends, music and movies, and well just society. As soon as they leave the house there’s nothing you can do to shelter their vocab-virginity….profanity is everywhere. I think people should be more worried about other issues that could seriously harm their children instead of bad language.
You Go Girl!!!! Tell it like it is! I’m new to your blog, and I already Love You!
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I love the F word. Facebook is not for kids, and I grow weary of people’s kids 1-being ON There, and b-trying to FRIEND me. Hell no. I demand an 18 and over crown. I am with kids ALL DAY, and online, when I type, FUCK sounds just like LOVE
I have found my fucking Mecca. I love all you bitches. I was sold on your blog when I read an article of yours bashing all the happy people on Facebook that love their kids. This takes the fucking cake. I would not be able to hold a conversation without that word.
My eight year old son has started to reprimand me if he hears a bad word come out of my mouth yet swears like a sailor in his room while playing with his big brother. So I finally told him that his parents swear and he’s going to have to adapt to the language he so often uses when he doesn’t think we’re listening. That shut him up on the subject and we’ve started to say some of those more mild words, working up to the big whoppers I know he’ll be a pro at saying within the next couple of years.
I’m more offended that a grown woman calls herself “Kimie”. But I also use the “F WORD”. It’s true. I do.
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Well, first, I would just like to point out that compared to most of your readers, I’d probably be termed a “kid” as I am only 20. I came across your site a few months before you posted this status because I found it under some “give away” tab SOMEWHERE in the vast world we call the internet. That’s why I “liked” your Facebook fanpage. Simple as that.
However, though I am childless myself, I read your statuses and loved the honesty and humor in them. So, I not only decided to not “unlike” your page, but also didn’t hide you from my feed. (You’re the only fanpage that I don’t have hidden).
That being said, those fucking cunts Kimie and Marisa, can back off of you. They’re just too pussy to realize that you just tell it like it is. If they don’t like what you say, they can hide you… or better yet, “unlike” your page. You’re a big girl, not only can you SAY what you want, but it is YOUR page, you can POST what you want as well.
Keep up the good work. (:
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my favoret work is fuck i fuck’n love this fuck’n work……..FUCK!!! lol
All I have to say to those twatwaffles, loosen up!
My daughter and I are working on a book called “All The Filthy Things My Mom Says, watch out for the ones she makes up when driving” She refuses to write or say any bad word, but will tell me “that is one for the book write it please.” It can be tough sometimes figuring out what she was refering to, but we get there.
I firmly belive that MY children should learn bad words from me, what they mean, why it is not appropriate at their age, and how to know when you can use foul language and how to use is properly. In leu of learning half-assed garbage from their friends, acting all cool and bad ass. I laugh right at any kid and point if they are using the words incorrectly.
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just had to explain “douche bag” to my second son. i have 5 kids so i’ll be explaining it 3 more times, at least. i like the idea of writing a book about the bad words. it would save me some time explaining stuff. twatwaffles!
Clearly, someone needed a visit from the Calm the Fuck Down Committee.
Better late than never…
There are just some words in the English language that I adore, love, couldn’t live with out…
Plethora — it just plain fun for the tongue.
Floridian — ’cause it’s like talking with marbles in your mouth.
And FUCK — there’s just no other word with it’s expressive power! Screw those that can’t take four letters flung there way! They should stop worrying about what others post on FB and go in search of their sense of humor!
I’m particularly fond of the fuck word. People are so touchy.