Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Delicious!
Little no-neck monster in his finest moment! :)
.-= Melissa´s last blog ..Ilha Organics | GIVEAWAY =-.
Did he wipe it on your sleeve or his?
.-= T Rex Mom´s last blog ..Officially Two… =-.
Mine. Always mine- I just keep rolling them higher and higher.
EWWWWWW!!! LMAO!
.-= Lee the Hot Flash Queen´s last blog ..I Drank The Koolaid =-.
OMG I do NOT envy you AT. ALL! LOL
.-= Erin´s last blog ..A Weekend of Turkey and Firsts =-.
oh gaaahhhhdddd… just got through a double dose of that with my 10 month old twins. Loved scraping the crusted bits off their sore little noses in the morning, especially.
.-= Myg´s last blog ..And then, and then… =-.
I don’t miss those days! They seemed to never end!
.-= Kathy´s last blog ..The thrill of the hunt! =-.
Oh my god – I can barely look at this. Runny noses drive me crazy. And I have three of them running 24/7 over here… Poor kids, they’re all red and chafed from my constant wiping!
.-= Kate Coveny Hood´s last blog ..Would You Like to Win an Original Painting of Something You Love? =-.
Well, at least it’s clear…
.-= Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..Santa Dude, you scare me. =-.
Madaline has had a runny nose for WEEKS now….and I don’t think that there is a thing in the house that she hasn’t tried to wipe her nose on. It’s gross and cute at the same time!
.-= HaB´s last blog ..Thankful…. =-.
Is there an end in sight to this? I feel like I am wiping forever! Poor little guy!
My kids are all teenagers and you’ve just instantly cured my most recent wave of baby lust.
My eggs have abruptly stopped dropping and boyfriend thanks you.
.-= Jennifer June´s last blog ..Dear wankerhut.com, =-.
BTW, how old is he? I felt like we turned the corner at 3 years old.
.-= Theta Mom´s last blog ..Boo Doo Bee Doo Santa Baby, Forgot to Mention One Little Thing; A Christmas Meme! =-.
He’ll be 2 next week. I totally agree about 3- it does seem to work that way, huh?
Eeeeew! Looks like my youngest when I picked him up from soccer yesterday. I’m new to this cold-weather thing, and NOT liking it. My eldest rode to school on ice for the first time this morning, and busted a tyre. We have plenty of learning to do!
.-= Nan´s last blog ..Trini Christmas in Surrey, in November….. =-.
EWW…that’s priceless!
.-= Stephaine @ Geezees´s last blog ..Destination Canvas…. Where have you been? =-.
EEWWW! Yes, that really is December for ya, isn’t it?
.-= Lolli´s last blog ..M.O.M. Knows Best (Motor Oil Matters) =-.
HA! had your son’s face not been attached to that nose / snot i would’ve sworn it was my son’s nose / snot. gotta love december. gotta love snot.
mmm…booger does a body good. take care.
Dare I say I’m glad mine are teenagers??
Oh sweetie, you have to keep that photo in the arsenal for when he’s a sullen teenager. You can threaten him BIG time with that one! Yeah, my mind is evil like that :)
.-= TheKitchenWitch´s last blog ..Spreading the Love Tuesday! =-.
–>We have tissues stashed all over the house because my son is the Same Way. GROSS.
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.-= WebSavyMom´s last blog ..Post It Note Tuesday =-.
Haha…yes, this is very typical this time of year, isnt’ it? I hate that about winter! All the colds and coughs and sniffles and fevers and snow and ice and dark skies… I just hate winter, actually!
.-= Loukia´s last blog ..Review and Giveaway: Little Boy (Autographed by author, too!) =-.
Yeah baby! Nothing like runny boogies for breakfast!
.-= Sophia’s Mom´s last blog ..The Studio by Danielson Designs: Review and Giveaway =-.
Yep, that’ about right!!! Buy stock in kleenx.
.-= Emily´s last blog ..And the award goes to Charlie! =-.
Ewwwwwww… now that is just totally gross! LOL
Justine :o )
.-= Justine´s last blog ..What the Hell is THAT? Answers Revealed! =-.
LOL. So cute though. Those boogies are as big as those eyelashes. He’s sweet even all snottied up.
.-= Live.Love.Eat´s last blog ..Drop Dead Lasagna =-.
Similar view over here, but I’m proudly celebrating my 2.5 year old asking for a tissue before using his sleeve!
.-= Deb´s last blog ..Periscope parenting =-.
That is DISGUSTING……..
It nearly put me off my glass of wine. Nearly.
.-= Muummmeeeee!´s last blog ..Can I run away and come back next week? =-.
So gross, but SO December ;)
.-= Corinne´s last blog ..Relatives…. AVERT YOUR EYES!!! =-.
I never understood how little kids didn’t care if they had snots everywhere. My little guy walks around with those icky things on his finger and thinks it is funny!
Omg your kids are adorable, even with the snot :). I don’t have any of my own, but I have babysat for a lot of kiddos. I so would have done the snot pinch thing, which oddly completely grosses my brother out.
.-= helen´s last blog ..Flashback Friday =-.
Hilarious, adorable, and so true!
Made me laugh and gag a little bit all at the same time. ;)
.-= FitMommyNow´s last blog ..An Unhealthy State? =-.
We call those tusks in these parts. :)
.-= angie´s last blog ..Wordful Wednesday-Pigeons =-.
Yum.
Both my boys look like that too right now. Ugh! Endless strings of snot are everywhere!
.-= 3 Stinky Boys and Me´s last blog ..Have I Told You How Much I Love My Nose Hair Trimmer? =-.
Nice. ‘Tis the season.
.-= Jen @ buried with children´s last blog ..Mom, I’m Stuck! =-.
Yum!
We have had a few of those noses around here too! I wish R would stop using his sleeve as a kleenex.
Oh my god. Yes, winter indeed. :)
As others have said..ewww and I just glad mine are past that. Seems I get sick much less as well..
He is adorable otherwise xx
.-= Vodka Logic´s last blog ..You’ll have to find me again……. =-.
yeah – make it a double…
.-= scrappysue´s last blog ..to enter my 400th post giveaway… =-.
Ewww! Thank gawd I’m not pregnant anymore or I’d yak, lol
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..My mama is a baby whisperer =-.
Now, see that?
I am so used to seeing that, I didn’t even notice it.
How obnoxious is THAT?
.-= Triplet Plus Two Momma´s last blog ..My ipod [too] touch [y] =-.
Hello there! Enjoy the week. God Bless!
Fuck, kids are so nasty.
;)
.-= cristin´s last blog ..RTT: With Birthday Greetings And Your Soul Check For The Week. =-.
Hello humidifier!
.-= Sprite’s Keeper´s last blog ..This Year? We had the turkey for DESSERT. =-.
Awesome.
.-= courtney´s last blog ..Northbound and down, loaded up and truckin’ =-.
Looks like he is juuuuust about to lick…
.-= Trenches of Mommyhood´s last blog ..The Trenches 12 Days of Christmas Giveaways – DAY 2! =-.
Mmmmmm, green 11′s….
.-= Mr Lady´s last blog ..Counting Down =-.
Ewwwww! But wait — I have a child like that, too.
.-= Jane´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – Sunset =-.
I can’t even look at this directly. It’s like the sun: it’s burning my retinas.
hahahaha
.-= Jessica – This Is Worthwhile´s last blog ..Obviously, I’m in a funk =-.
That’s funny and gross all at the same time.
Tasty! Yes, we are all there.
.-= Seattledad (Luke, I am Your Father)´s last blog ..Big Dirt Pile Blues =-.
OMG – I just threw up in my mouth. And I have a 3 year old!
.-= Noelle´s last blog ..We’re All Misfits =-.
Man, I miss having a little kid around.
Must find one soon! : )
.-= Life with Kaishon´s last blog ..3,900 Saturdays =-.
That.is.nasty.
.-= Mom Taxi Julie´s last blog ..WTF is up with the tooth fairy these days??? =-.