Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
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Ha, love that card!! :) Merry SITSmas to you!
How cute! Those faces….adorable.
Merry SITSmas!
Priceless! Oh – if we all sent those “perfect” family shots. Mine would include grumpster pictures of a certain 3 year old.
That is awesome. Kind of like the one I sent last year….
hee hee hee-Lily’s expression is priceless…you should send your card to McMommy.
Great card! Merry SITSmas. You came right after me, so I linked you up in my post :)
Stopping by from SITS, I love your card, it’s great!! Merry SITSmas!
-Mandy
Oh my, the eye roll is the best!
That is awesome! Merry SITSmas to you!! I totally did my “Scary Mommy Wannabe” thing last night and made a button for SITSmas. It isn’t nearly as cool as all the ones you’ve created, but it was the best I could do in my utterly craft-impaired (yes, even on the computer) way.
Anyhow, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and cheers!
Merry SITSmas!!
In the spirit of giveaways…I am having one of my own! Come on by, scroll down past the 2 SITS posts and enter to win!
merry sitsmas!
Merry STSmas!
Merry SITSmas.
Wishing you a wonderful holiday season!
Merry SITSmas!
Love it, love it! What great shots! Happy holidays!
:) Robin
I always love the cards that show personality over the ones where everyone is smiling and matchy-matchy. Merry SITSmas!
Oh how cute Scary Mommy! I think it’s worthy of being sent. I like when people send “real” cards showing the personality!
Totally adorable! I love the photos of your kiddos…too cute. Merry SITSmas!
very cute!
Merry SITSmas! :)
LOVE this pic…Merry SITSmas
AWESOME.
(told ya I use that word a lot)
Seriously… best card ever! Merry SITSmas!
I love their faces!! Too dadgum cute!!
Merry SITSmas!!
Such a cute little trio! Merry SITsmas to you and I hope you get lucky and win something good!
I love that card! Wonderful! Merry SITSmas.
Heck, I just posted a pic because we don’t ever do cards. Marry SITSmas.
I LOVE your virtual card!
Plain cards are better than no cards… which is what everyone will be getting from us this year if I don’t get a move on ;)
Merry SITSmas!
Does each face represent their “real life” attitude? That would make it even better!!!
Merry SITSmas!
Great card!!! Lovin’ it. Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas!
that is priceless. I love how it just captures your kids.
Okay…that is just so cute!
Cute card! Lovely kids! Merry SITSMAS! I hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday season!
Cute, cute, cute! Merry Christmas!
Perfect! Merry SITSmas!!
My kinda card, scary…my kind of card!
Cheap and lazy? Or… cost effective and planning ahead? Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas!
Too cute!
Very cute! Merry SITSmas!
I love it! merry Sitsmas.
Merry SITSmas!
Love the card haha
Merry SITSmas!
Here is a virtual ‘Happy Holiday’s’ from everyone here at LIAYF! Cute kids.
Cute! Merry SITSmas to you!
I love the cards with the funny faces. Merry SITSmas.
What a perfectly darling family!
Merry SITSmas! Filled with lots of love!
Oh my word I love those three photos of your perfect little kiddos! What a fun Christmas card!
I hope you have a wonderful holiday season!
That card is Awe. Some.
Ho Ho Ho Merrrrrrrrrrrrry SITSmas!
And if there’s anybody that deserves the $200 grand prize, it’s me – oops! I mean you!
- Margaret
That may be the best card! Great faces!!!!
Merry SITSmas!
You crack us up.
Everytime.
Adorable!!!!
Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas!!
Too cute!
very cute!
They are absolutely beautiful! And that littlest one… Oh my god – I can’t take it!
I love it!!!
Happy Holidays!! (p.s will you email me your mailing address so I can send some folded paper holiday cheer your way?!)
Perfectly captures each of their personalities. Miss you all terribly.
Love the card! Such little personalities! Merry SITSmas!!
So much better than those overly-posed mall-photo-place things. Love it!
Merry SITSmas!
AWESOME!! Come check out my non-Martha SITSmas cards here!
Merry SITSmas!!
I am so not going to be able to do picture cards this year. Have to do it on the printer and tape them in the card! I lag so bad! Merry SITSmas!
Oh. My. God… I adore your card!!!
We have the exact same sense of humor!
merry sitsmas!
That is great! I will now be trying to take crappy pics of my kids all next year so I can do a card like this.
Hilarious!
So freakin’ funny : ). We are perfect at our house too!
Cute card!
Merry SITSmas!
Love the expressions on their faces. Too cute.
That card is perfect! Merry SITSmas!
Hello. I am new to your blog, but quickly fell in love after reading your “Proudest Parenting Moment”. LOVE IT!!!! Kids are awesome…especially when they are your own.
Oh that’s just way too cute! They’re adorable!
What honesty! Love you card, and your pic on the sidebar:) Reality! Merry SITSmas to you and your ‘darlings’:)
OMG! I love your card!
So cute! I love it!
Merry (late) SITSmas!
Have a safe and happy holiday season!