1. Put your house on the market.
2. Lovingly let him sleep in until 10:00am on a Sunday.
3. Awake him and tell him you need just a half hour of sleep before you go house-hunting. You are so tired.
4. Call him from the bedroom, impersonating a real estate agent who has highly motivated buyers who need to see the house in 20 minutes.
5. Slip into a deep, blissful slumber.
{Damn Caller-ID. I was so close.}
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That is hilarious!
Love your house, mess and all. Makes me want to paint my walls white.
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Brilliant!
Next time, dial *67 before dialing the phone number to block the caller ID :D
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Scary Mommy Reply:
November 20th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Crap! You have no idea how badly I wish I knew this last Sunday. And now he’ll be on to me. Crap.
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Sooo funny Jill. I love your home decor! So pretty!
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That is freakin’ awesome!! I have to try adapting that for my own devious purposes.
And, thanks Becca for the blocking info…
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Hilarious! Damn technology… :)
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Seriously, technology sucks sometimes. Remember the good old days when you could pick up and actual phone book and prank call? Sigh.
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I have a husband that will actually “clean the house”. Unfortunately his idea of clean and my idea of clean aren’t really on the same plane. While he may vacuum, unnoticed are the dust bunnies under the side tables. While he may clean up the dinner dishes, they never seem to make it into the empty dishwasher right next to the sink. Just what is this selective blindness? I had to teach a male client yesterday this rule: “Never leave a room empty handed”. I have never had to teach this to a woman! End of rant.
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That is funny….Usually I bribe my husband with a batch of fresh homemade cookies. It usually works. Most of them time. Well, some of the time. Actually, it never really works – but, it is always worth the try.
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Haha… you are sooo funny, Jill! (I love that toy chest, too – I soo need one of those!!) Anyway, that would never work in my relationship. My hubby would make me get up to clean… waahh… but I’m control-y that way, I’d hate him to put the toys back in the WRONG place, you know? Grrr.. that irritates me when the playdoh stuff goes in like, the lego bin, or the craft stuff goes with the trucks, or, you know… stuff like that… drives me nuts1
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Dang! And here was, hoping you had the secret. Maybe next time you could have a friend make the call…from a pay phone?
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HA! You had me going there for a minute… thought your diabolical plan actually worked!
Too bad it didn’t.
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LOL! Dang!
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Call one of your mommy friends, tell them to wait 20-30 minutes and call from their cell. We’ve all been there. We’d have your back. (And men generally don’t know your friends cell numbers…so he’d think it was legit.)
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Devious and clever….I like it!
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Dang girl! I really did think you were going to let me in on some BIG secret. Nuts!
Funny thing you tired to do. Great idea! LOL! So sorry it backfired on you.
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You had me fooled. I thought your idea was brilliant!
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LOL hilarious. I may have to try that.
I’m not sure my husband knows what “cleaning” is though.
He’s still under the impression that we have secret housework fairies that do all the work
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–>Nice try! I just plan a big party at my house so all unfinished projects are completed. Tomorrow is my son’s birthday party and my husband is busy, busy, busy. ;-)
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HEHEHE! I love it!!!
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I hate caller I.D. Especially when I am calling one of my daughters to bitch them out.
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Your playroom eerily resembles mine…
You were SO close, girl!
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Hey, send me your number and I will impersonate a real estate agent next time. ;)
Very funny!!!
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You are hilarious, lol
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Where are ya moving??
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Scary Mommy Reply:
November 20th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Who the hell knows. Locally, though.
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Is that your house or a Pottery Barn catalog? Even with toys everywhere, it’s super cute.
Love your tactic, sorry it didb’t work…. ; )
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So true! I had my house on the market not so long ago, and when someone called to visit, my husband started cleaning and tidying up to the point of obsession…
(I’ve been reading your blog for some time now and as a mother of two and working as freelancer I totally relate to so many of your everyday experiences. Thanks for all the smiles!)
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Better luck next time!
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So fuuny, as always! I would love a few more tips on how to get a husband to clean house. I have not found one that works yet.
Love your room, too! Even when it is a little messy.
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that is an awesome plan. too bad it didn’t work.
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Ok, so how does it work in reverse? Meaning how can I play said trick on the wife? Maybe use Robert Pattinson somehow?
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Aw man you had bhe sucked in on the edge of my seat waiting to find out your trick! BBBOOOOOOO!!! I am just going to have to try the old “nag him as soon as he walks i the door” trick! oh and bTW LOVE your living room! so cute
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Oh, man! I thought it was such a great plan! Too bad for the caller ID. Did he clean anything, though??
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Where have you been all of my life? I love this blog/your post/ you?!
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And here I was hoping for a tip that I could actually use. This would never work for us.
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Brilliant! Of course, in my house, it would be the other way around. But that’s what I get for marrying a What About Bob kinda OCD freak.
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So sorry your ruse didn’t work (but it WAS brilliant!). My hubby has been on a neat-freak kick lately – which sounds fabulous but it’s not. Because then he hides stuff and then swears he never touched it and then blames me for throwing it out!!! I’ve told him to quit touching my stuff.
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That is some funny shit. I guess just asking was out of the question?
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Ha! Damn caller I.d. It’ll gitcha everytime. If that’s a picture of YOUR house above..I love it! Even messy it’s stylish and cute.
Mine just looks like wolves live here.
All the time :(
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There’s so much natural light in there I love it! Add that to the flyer:
“interior is flooded with streams of natural light…”
Now what are the directions I need to get YOUR husband to come clean MY house?
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My husband would be coming upstairs to wake me up. I am not even sure he knows where the broom/sweaper/cleaning supplies are located. He once told me that if I don’t like I could get a cleaning lady. I told him we are in a recession. What was I thinking?
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Ha! Nice try!
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Promises of extra special sexual favors didn’t work?
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I laughed so hard.
You really are scary.
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This is nothing short of spectacular.
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Oh my gosh you have the same mess I do! That technology really gets in the way sometimes. I love the friend callin from a cell idea but like Lou Lou I would be ticked if he put things in the wrong place.
I do think this could work for him getting the kids out of the house though. Then you will have quiet time. Ahhh!
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Oh and I love the look of the room too! So simple and pretty with the awesome red accents!
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Too bad it didn’t work, but really….you FORGOT caller ID?
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such a cunning plan – EXCEPT for that evil caller id
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Hey you get an A for effort. It COULDA worked!
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I don’t get it. The room looks pretty clean to me.
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