If you’re going to BlogHer, there are a few things about me that I’d like you to know:
1. I’m not an alcoholic.
2. I do not dance.
4. I may squeal/scream or jump up and down when I see you.
Why do I feel the need to tell you these things? Well, because I plan on drinking. Quite a bit. When else am I without a family to take care of, a car to drive and no reason to get up before 6? When else am I presented with free frilly drinks and a bed of my very own? Once a year, baby, that’s when. So, no worries when you see me chugging my 7th cocktail of the evening. It’s all good.
The second part? I never dance. Pretty much, ever. Unless I am totally intoxicated and have zero inhibitions. When I do, it’s reminiscent of Elaine’s office party fiasco from Seinfeld. Just not pretty. So, if I’m dancing, forgive me. Clearly, I have no idea what I am doing.
And, I’m really, really excited about this weekend. I’m not normally one of those girls who screams and claps when I see my friends, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be doing plenty of that this weekend. You might want to hold your ears.
Feel free to avoid me at all costs, I won’t blame you at all.