08 · 06 · 2009

Ink Blot Art

I told you my children were geniuses. Check out these masterpieces! I asked them to paint a heavy set Danish woman selling apples, a cheerful butterfly and a wicked maiden with long braids and an hourglass figure. They nailed it.

Don’t you just see it?

No?
Maybe it’s just me…

{The above was meant to be read with a high amount of sarcasm. Just in case that wasn’t completely obvious.}

{ 32 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lady Mama August 6, 2009 at 11:07 pm

Haha! Love it. I’ve seen “art” at the Tate Modern much worse, (not that your kids’ art isn’t genius) that had the art snobs standing around, chins in hands, oohing and ahhing over how “wonderful” it was.

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2 georgie August 6, 2009 at 11:23 pm

These are masterpieces! I love flasback friday…wonder if my confessional post counts? since i copied and pasted it today…

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3 christy August 7, 2009 at 6:43 am

I totally think your children are all creative geniuses. Drop science and math and get them to take art all the time – morning, noon, and night! ;-)

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4 JenniferG August 7, 2009 at 7:24 am

What? You mean you don’t SEE IT?! I’m shocked. Looks perfect to me. My flashback is from my first blog… when no one was reading. LOL!

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5 HaB August 7, 2009 at 7:56 am

Brilliant – Just Brilliant…

But, I will admit, those ink blots are a bit creepy at 7:30 in the morning when one is not running on a full tank of coffee.

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6 Futureblackmail August 7, 2009 at 8:24 am

The fact that you saw those things in their pictures may be kinda scary in itself! The fact that I saw them too makes me worry. :)

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7 Keyona August 7, 2009 at 9:07 am

Awesome! I think I’m going to join the Par-Tay!
.-= Keyona´s last blog ..Since I Brought It Up =-.

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8 LZ @ My Messy Paradise August 7, 2009 at 9:17 am

Frame it, and you’re rich!
I’m going to play…just have to decide on a post…
.-= LZ @ My Messy Paradise´s last blog ..Aloha Friday: Goodie Bags! =-.

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9 Jennifer August 7, 2009 at 9:17 am

I like art projects with the kids. I just wish they weren’t so messy. LOL

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10 Amber August 7, 2009 at 9:43 am

I totally see the Danish woman selling apples… although maybe it could also be interpreted as a mad cockatoo? This is fun!

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11 Scary Mommy August 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm

I’ve tried, and tried to see a cockatoo and I just can’t. It’s a Danish lady, damn it!! ;)

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12 Jennifer August 7, 2009 at 9:45 am

I can totally see all those things. And these are very pretty.

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13 Val August 7, 2009 at 9:56 am

And I bet they’re all framed and hanging in your hallway! I’ve got some like that that are. Love it!

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14 Bruce August 7, 2009 at 10:14 am

I could totally see the danish woman with the apples. Too funny. I can’t play along yet though because my mom is still the only one reading my blog… I think she reads it, well her and my wife. I believe she only reads it because she’s my “editor”.

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15 dawn August 7, 2009 at 10:54 am

Yes I see it. They take direction really well. When is the NYC gallery opening?

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16 Jingle August 7, 2009 at 10:58 am

HA! Danish Woman selling apples! LOL! It totally does look like that, too! HILARIOUS! Those are actually quite well done, though!

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17 McSass August 7, 2009 at 11:29 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are great

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18 Life with Kaishon August 7, 2009 at 11:47 am

Oh my gosh. That is so funny Jill! Those children of yours are GENIUSES : ) for sure : )

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19 Robin August 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Okay, anyone who doesn’t get that as sarcasm should have their computers taken away! :) I mean, really…
I remember this post… loved it! You’ve got little Jackson Pollacks on your hands!

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20 Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) August 7, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Oh I can totally see those! LOVE them! Yep, your kids are truly geniuses! ;)
.-= Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)´s last blog ..Friday Fragment Freewrite Fitness VGNO Aloha…Yeah, I’m doing some Cramming =-.

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21 Suzy Voices August 7, 2009 at 5:09 pm

I love these! Your descriptions are perfect! I saw every one perfectly!

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22 The Urban Cowboy August 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm

The first one reminds me of Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. The second I would say n evil clown, and the third…my ex-wife casting evil spells on me. Actually, I like your interpretations much better, as mine kinda show how messed up I must be!
.-= The Urban Cowboy´s last blog ..Life Without Grace =-.

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23 Scary Mommy August 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm

LOL, yes. I’m no shrink but I’d say you have issues. :)

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24 deb August 7, 2009 at 6:54 pm

i’m sure they get their artistic nature from their mother!

your blog is looking awesome these days. i guess it’s been a while since i stopped by, but i love how it is all looking… especially the little excerpt boxes of your older posts (that is what those are, right??).

take it easy.

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25 Cecily R August 7, 2009 at 8:46 pm

Danish woman selling apples….I LOVE that!!!!!!!

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26 melody is slurping life August 7, 2009 at 10:29 pm

Totally see each of them. Totally.

Why have I never been here before? Love your writing and photos. Thanks for stopping by my place.

See ya around.

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27 Bethany August 8, 2009 at 5:19 pm

I love it! I see all of them!!

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28 blueviolet August 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm

I saw everything and those should have been sold!

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29 Sarah August 9, 2009 at 1:51 am

Did people really not get the tone of your humor on this one?
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Dinner confessions =-.

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30 Scary Mommy August 9, 2009 at 7:25 am

Almost *nobody* got it. Maybe they just didn’t want to offend me, but the post was a major flop. At least I cracked myself up.

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31 Amy @ Bitchin' Wives Club August 9, 2009 at 9:39 am

Who could misinterpret this? Fine art is inexplicable to *some* people…..

;)

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32 Lizzie August 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm

i totally see it!!! :) they are in fact GENIUS!

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