Things I experienced last night that would have been a blast in 1995 but totally suck now…
1. Being the absolute only person in the world a particular boy wants to be with.
2. Being whispered to in a language I can’t understand in the least.
3. Deciding to sleep in a bed other than my own because it just feels so good.
4. Falling asleep with grubby hands stroking my face and a tongue licking me.
5. Waking up at midnight and finding two members of the opposite sex beside me.
6. Having absolutely no memory of how the other member ended up in there.
7. Being groped at 3:00 AM by mysterious fingers.
8. Being awoken at 5:30 AM by a boy straddling me and taking off his shirt.
9. Being sore in places I had no idea existed.
10. Knowing the whole thing will be repeated again tonight.