6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements – Scary Mommy

6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements

#rolltogether

Support Starbucks’ push to legalize marijuana in all 50 states! After you’ve downed your tall nonfat cappuccino, join your barista outside for a joint and a tour of the new marijuana plant garden just off the parking lot.

6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements

#gentrifytogether

Rally for a Starbucks location in your own neighborhood and witness, soon after its opening, real estate prices and school test scores skyrocket as Mom and Pop businesses disappear overnight.

6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements

#brewtogether

Who wants coffee when you can get a get a better buzz with a beer? Invite your barista down the road to the neighborhood bar for whatever’s on tap at half the price of a Grande caramel macchiato.

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#explodetogether

On the fence about the Big Bang theory? Has Neil deGrasse Tyson ignored your frantic tweets? Sit down with a slice of our lemon pound cake and a member of our staff to mull over theories of how the universe was created.

6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements

#foamtogether

Don one of our signature aprons and join us behind the counter to learn how to foam sculpt a hashtag symbol (or perhaps a middle finger) and tweet the photo to the Starbucks CEO.

6 Lesser-Known Starbucks Hashtag Movements© Flickr/Harrison Krix
#computetogether

Are your children struggling with the new Common Core math? In between grinding coffee beans, your baristas will now teach your frustrated students how to solve for X in twenty or fewer easy steps, as well as assist you, the parent, in cutting ties with your now useless knowledge of math facts.

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