Life as a Third Child

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

@scarymommy

NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
The hilarious (and tragic) truth on feeding kids from @LShirtliffe http://t.co/VO50V1XG8A - 9 hours ago
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy

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Lily’s first food: Peas
Ben’s first food: Sweet potatoes
Evan’s first food: Book


(This
should answer the question: What is the baby doing while I blog?)

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1 scargosun June 12, 2008 at 7:08 pm

Well it could be a good thimg that he had a voracious (sp) appitite for books. :)

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2 noble pig June 12, 2008 at 7:11 pm

If I would have had a baby while blogging it would be a wonder if everything would still be alright!

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3 Mrs. Who June 13, 2008 at 6:04 am

Thanks for your comment. I added you to my Google Reader and (new) Twittering experience. Anyone whose kid says “Fuck It” is a person I can be friends with.

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4 jess June 13, 2008 at 6:42 am

Just think of the destined greatness!!! Evie could be the next Shakespeare.

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5 Danielle June 13, 2008 at 6:45 am

Good fiber!

Was Penelope ticked? Baby moving in on chomping on her territory?

:)

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6 Mrs. R June 13, 2008 at 8:25 am

Your are so funny. Man, I wonder if number 4 would live off of dust bunnies…

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7 jen721 June 13, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Maybe some of the chocolate fudge bar dripped on the pages of the book. Looks yummy, must eat.

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8 Scary Mommy June 13, 2008 at 1:44 pm

There will not be a #4, Mrs. R.
If there were though, he/she would be eating dust bunnies and dirty socks, for sure!

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9 Briana June 14, 2008 at 7:48 am

Too cute. My youngest like books too, but not to this extent. Maybe he needs more fiber in his diet :) ha! Thanks for visiting my blog. You are too kind.

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10 Ashley June 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm

Just found you through “The Closet” and you’re funny. I’ll be checking back in. For the record my kids eat books and say Damn It instead of Fuck It.

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11 Lipstick June 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Love this post! When our son was about 18 months old or so, he started saying “Fuck” all the time. I finally convinced Hubby that watching Deadwood on HBO was a bad idea b/c JBB was not oblivious.

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12 Good & Crazy June 15, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Oh my, funny. Books can be so…so..fiber-ful? Right?

Saturday’s post is funny too.

And the F-word out of babes? Classic.

Oh. And I like your header.

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13 Gossiping Gals, Jyl and Carissa October 28, 2008 at 10:37 am

Yeah I stumble you!

Carissa

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