Jill Smokler, AKA Scary Mommy
What started as an innocent on-line baby book to chronicle Jill's stay-at-home days with her children, (Lily, Ben, and Evan) quickly transformed into a vibrant community of parents, brought together by a common theme: Parenting doesn’t have to be perfect. Learn more here.
@scarymommy
NYT bestselling author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy and Motherhood Comes Naturally (And Other Vicious Lies). Fond of curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.
The hilarious (and tragic) truth on feeding kids from @LShirtliffe http://t.co/VO50V1XG8A - 9 hours ago
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Lily’s first food: Peas
Ben’s first food: Sweet potatoes
Evan’s first food: Book
(This should answer the question: What is the baby doing while I blog?)






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Well it could be a good thimg that he had a voracious (sp) appitite for books. :)
If I would have had a baby while blogging it would be a wonder if everything would still be alright!
Thanks for your comment. I added you to my Google Reader and (new) Twittering experience. Anyone whose kid says “Fuck It” is a person I can be friends with.
Just think of the destined greatness!!! Evie could be the next Shakespeare.
Good fiber!
Was Penelope ticked? Baby moving in on chomping on her territory?
:)
Your are so funny. Man, I wonder if number 4 would live off of dust bunnies…
Maybe some of the chocolate fudge bar dripped on the pages of the book. Looks yummy, must eat.
There will not be a #4, Mrs. R.
If there were though, he/she would be eating dust bunnies and dirty socks, for sure!
Too cute. My youngest like books too, but not to this extent. Maybe he needs more fiber in his diet :) ha! Thanks for visiting my blog. You are too kind.
Just found you through “The Closet” and you’re funny. I’ll be checking back in. For the record my kids eat books and say Damn It instead of Fuck It.
Love this post! When our son was about 18 months old or so, he started saying “Fuck” all the time. I finally convinced Hubby that watching Deadwood on HBO was a bad idea b/c JBB was not oblivious.
Oh my, funny. Books can be so…so..fiber-ful? Right?
Saturday’s post is funny too.
And the F-word out of babes? Classic.
Oh. And I like your header.
Yeah I stumble you!
Carissa