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#168914 -- Rockstar
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member

    LUCKY BITCH!!  I wish I could have a rockstar every morning.  I'd start with Adam Levine and work my way from there!!!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,742Member
    Babahahahaha!! Me too! Only I think I'd start with Gavin Rossdale--I've wanted to bang him for YEARS!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,169Member
    I think OC meant rockstar, as in the energy drink? Lol.

    But I'll take a rock star also!
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    LOL I think @anonmom knows and she's making it more fun :) I would start with Bon Jovi. Don't tell my husband that though. lol

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Trust me...I understand what the original intent of the confession was.  But after watching Adam Levine last night, that is NOT the rockstar that chose to stick in my head!

    @MumTheWord!!  Hell yeah!!  I also have a thing for Steven Tyler...I don't know why. 

    Some yummy goodness right here!!

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  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Oooohh!!!  @Unforgiven -- I LOVE Bon Jovi too....
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    Is it horrible that I wouldn't know what to do with a man like that even if I had that chance?!  :\"> :\"> Oh my OH MY!

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    A little Josh Todd maybe??

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  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,742Member
    @AnonMom...delicious! I'll have to have DH send you thanks after I get home and jump his bones! This thread has me all fired up!
    >:)
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    @Unforgiven -- I know!  I don't know if I'd jump and ravish him or be a puss and cower in the corner!

    Here's a little BJ for you too:

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  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,244Member
    Hellfuckinyeah.......I would do some seriously illegal in 35 states shit to that hot fuck onna stick.....cuz I be a CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!
    (Gak!!!!! Josh not Jon, no offense @unforgiven, but he's too old for my taste......)
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Bugger!! He's not showing up!!  One minute!
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
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  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Yes @SchweddyBalls, Josh is nnnnnnnmmmmmmummmmyy!!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    BAHAHAHAHA at that picture of Bon Jovi. Theres gotta be a better one out there! I'm honestly more attracted to him as a person more than his looks. Now this guy... Oh my Goodness!
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    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Oooohhhh...Jared Leto....Scrumptious in this shot @Unforgiven.  Those eyes say "Come fuck me and let me please you in way you can't even imagine."

    That's time period that I like BJ in...the picture that I posted.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    The first BJ didn't post :( 

    LOL @anonmom you gave me chills reading "Those eyes say "Come fuck me and let me please you in ways you can't even imagine."" 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • boring_nameboring_name
    Posts: 667Member
    @Unforgiven and @AnonMom my DD(19) was at a concert for 30 Seconds to Mars and Jared Leto was crowd surfing.. she was helping him pass and another girl yanked her down by her hair and he fell on my DD. THEN he got up helped my DD up and cussed out the girl who pulled her down. Told her "Don't ever fuckin' do that at one of my concerts again!" made sure my DD was Ok and went on with the concert... :)  SO not only is he HOT!! but what a great guy!! DD is also in love even though he IS closer to my age! 
    B
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    @boring_name ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!??? What an awesome story! Your DD is one lucky girl! 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,622Member
    Damnnn that Jon Bon jovi is one hot dude!!! :x
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • boring_nameboring_name
    Posts: 667Member
    @unforgiven YUP.. she's seen them in concert 3 or 4 times in the last 2 years... He was super nice to her and made sure she was ok (she was also nursing a broken wrist at the time so couldn't catch herself).. She also got to grab his ass as he passed over.. LOL She said that is just where her hand "happened" to land... HAHA!! RIGHT!! 
    B
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    LOL @boring_name

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    @boring_name -- that's FANTASTIC!!  Lucky DD!!
  • NikkiNikki
    Posts: 1,791Member
    Heheheeeeee, I love this thread!!!! @lesbomom @onetime
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    @anonmom u are my hero after that pic of Adam oh my! And I have wanted to rough Jared up since my so called life.
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • boring_nameboring_name
    Posts: 667Member
    DD got lucky and has a friend who is quite well off and both being music fans she's had opportunities I could never have afforded.  She spent a weekend at a music festival here in our state ($400 each for tickets/campsite), they won tickets to Chicago last summer for Lallapalooza (5 days airfare, hotel, tickets), plus many many local concerts. ALL before turning 19!! I am SO grateful to her friends family they are AMAZING, by her age I was pregnant and married so I am excited for her to have so many opportunities! 

    She's also met Jackson Rathbone (Twilight movies he is "Jasper") and gotten to talk with him and his band multiple times. 
    B
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
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    Dread'ed Lenny Kravitz
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  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,506Member
    Daughtry is scheduled to play Fayettevilles AMP June 19.

    daughtry..yum
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    I love the dreads but the belly button freaks me out a bit. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,217Member
    unforgiven said:

    I love the dreads but the belly button freaks me out a bit. 



    I know right! Maybe he would wear a cummerbund...you know...during... :P
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  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,014Member
    @nikki- thank you! ;)
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    @dreamnofpalmtrees -- You are so very welcome!  I've drooled over Leto since then too!!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    Omg @mommydelirious =))

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    unforgiven said:

    I love the dreads but the belly button freaks me out a bit. 


    Kinda looks like a Mini penis. Hmmmmm
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager

    Kinda looks like a Mini penis. Hmmmmm

    =)) Word. :|

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • StarsStars
    Posts: 1,054Member
    Lenny's belly button looks like his GF stuck her gum in his navel while she blew him. :-))
    apsycho

  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Brilliant @Stars!!
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    I'd be all over this too:

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  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    And this rocker chick:

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  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    LOL!!! Ran across this one and had not seen it.  They call it porn for pregnant women.
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    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    http://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2012/01/26/porn-for-pregnant-women/#2711-2
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    SWEET LOVIN' @LesboMom!!  All three are pretty much the cat's meow....
  • AnonMomAnonMom
    Posts: 2,410Member
    Lips and come hither eyes....

    @lesbomom
  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @lesbomom I LOVE Shirley, HOTTT!! I was HUGE into Garbage back in the... 90's LOL. When I was 12 haha but she's still GORGEOUS xD

    SMSM_s_5

  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    I've never heard of Orianthi but that chick is beautiful too!

    SMSM_s_5

  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,742Member
    @MyInnerGoddess...LOL Porn for Pregnant Women!! I would love to eat skittles of Ryan Gosling's abs!! YUMMY!!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    I'd start my day with some lady love with shakira any morning! She's hands down the most beautiful woman I've seen.

    http://www.picgifs.com/celebrities/s/shakira/celebrities-shakira-520881.jpg
  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    Damn all these insanely beautiful ppl! Ryan gosling =P~ He makes me weak in the knees <3
  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @eapple YES I love her too!!
    @lesbomom ok I remember that song :) and I'm JELLLLLLLOUS, I never saw garbage **cries**

    SMSM_s_5

  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    @eapple @myinnergoddess OMG check this out. FUCKIN AMAZING LMAO
    http://handmaderyangosling.tumblr.com
    I hope that worked.... Copy and paste it if it doesn't link, its worth the effort xD

    @anonmom I heart Amy Lee, I saw Evanescence twice in my 'day' LOL :)

    SMSM_s_5

  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    Lol @batti very worth it! I've seen them do baby ones about him too lol he's so beautiful!
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