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A game: How Many?
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    Example of How Many?
    Me: How many rooms are in your house?

    Oneofmysm: Thirteen. How many pets do you have?

    etc etc

    So.... I'll start.

    How many rooms on your house?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    Rooms in my house: 12

    How many pets do you have?

    community-manager


  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,340Member
    4.

    How many cars have you had?
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    We have 6 pets not including fish.

    How many children did you want before you had kids?
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    3

    How many siblings do you have?
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    5 siblings.

    How many husband's have you had?
  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,451Member
    Two. I'm the middle.

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    219.  Exactly 219

    How many times have you had a car accident?
  • RedTiger
    Posts: 484Member
    1 - fender bender

    How many vehicles have you owned since you started driving?
    "The meaning of our very existence is created though stories, tales and imagination. They are at the very core of humanity." -Tuomas Holopainen
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    3?  I think?

    How many penises have you seen in your life??
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Never owned my own car.  :(

    How many pairs of shoes do you own?

  • MissANicole
    Posts: 172Member
    Probably around 50. Now i know that sounds bad but in high school i used to make guys show me their junk just to see if they would do it. I had in no way physical contact with all those penises(peni?).
    how many one night stands have you had?
  • MissANicole
    Posts: 172Member
    Wow my phone was slow. Lol
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator

    How Many penises have you touched?



    Um I honestly couldn't answer that. More than 10, less than 30...

    How many women have you seen naked?

    community-manager


  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    2..1 asswipe and then my hubby

    How many times have you dyed your hair?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    Thefinder said:

    How many times have you dyed your hair?



    Every 2 months for 11 years... I'm not doing THAT math.


    How many plates are in your kitchen right now?

    community-manager


  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    It would be 66 I think @Love

    5 dinner plates

    How many tvs in your home?

  • Lakegirl34
    Posts: 1,785Member
    About 7 dinner plates and 8 saucers as well as about 250 paper plates.

    How many drinks per night-alcoholic and nonalcoholic?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    ONE tv

    How many cds in your car?

    community-manager


  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,691Member
    3 fish

    How many jobs have you had?
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    10 jobs, not counting my self employed activities

    How many toys are in the bathtub?

    community-manager


  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,691Member
    17tub toys

    How many pregnancies have you had?
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    4 pregnancies


    How many lipsticks do you have?

    community-manager


  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    2  I use gloss more

    How many drinks a night when you go out drinking?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    It depends. On average, more than 5, less than 15.


    How many pairs of undies do you have.

    community-manager


  • McWeenMcWeen
    Posts: 17Member
    I have never actually been "out drinking" in my entire life...but when I'm at home drinking, I have 2 glasses of wine.

    How many times have you been in love - like, whole-heartedly, achingly, lost without them in love?
  • McWeenMcWeen
    Posts: 17Member
    Oops. Lag time, haha.
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    @McWEEN !

    Once

    How many pairs of undies do you have?

    community-manager


  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    1 @McWeen
    @Love not enough


    How many times have you cleared your SO out of the room with a fart?
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    More times than I can count.

    How many bottles of nail polish do you own?
    Get me a damn beer.
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    Too many polishes to count.

    How many times do you have sex in an average week?
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,691Member
    4.5 times a week on average

    How many cell phones have u had total?
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,805Member
    8 cell phones

    How many TV's are in your house?

  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    2.

    How many purses do you own?
    Get me a damn beer.
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    I own 10 purses.

    How many bras do you own?
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    2.

    How many states have you lived in?
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    1

    How many pairs of shoes do you have?
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    12+. Mostly flip flops. How many candy bars can you eat in one sitting?
    Get me a damn beer.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    Too many to count

    How many kids do you have?
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    One kid

    How many classes did u fail in school?
  • AnonUser30
    Posts: 1,916Guest
    None.

    How many sports did you play?
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    2-3

    How many dollars do you have in your wallet?
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    $15

    How many books have you read?
  • AnonUser28
    Posts: 2,083Guest

    A million? I dont know for sure, but its really alot. Four or five last week...

     

    How many hours of TV did your kids watch today?

  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 743Member
    too many to count.
    how many cd's do you have in your collection?
  • RedTiger
    Posts: 484Member
    Holy shit i been reading for as long as i can remember so guessing ive read at least 200 books.

    How many concerts have you been to?
    "The meaning of our very existence is created though stories, tales and imagination. They are at the very core of humanity." -Tuomas Holopainen
  • RedTiger
    Posts: 484Member
    151 cds

    How many curling irons do you own?
    "The meaning of our very existence is created though stories, tales and imagination. They are at the very core of humanity." -Tuomas Holopainen
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    3 curling irons and one Chi (pageant mom)



    How many bath towels do you have?

    community-manager


  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    10-15, I LOVE bath towels

    How many times have you moved in your life?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,788Administrator, Moderator
    3x before I was 5. 

    6x between 18-22.

    Once in the last 12 years.

    So = 10x in my life


    How many pairs of earrings do you have?

    community-manager


  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    hmmm like maybe 10, more if you count one's that I have lost the other one.



    How many movies have you seen this year?