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Megsue April 2012
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Peach
nessamommy April 2012
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Plum

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
hippiekins April 2012
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Fruit
vintkey78 April 2012
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Cocktail
hippiekins April 2012
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Vodka
serenitynow April 2012
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drunk
Autumn April 2012
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skunk
Dreamer April 2012
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pray

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
fotofreak April 2012
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Answer
hippiekins April 2012
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Question
MomToAnOnly April 2012
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Answer.

LOLOLOL
nessamommy April 2012
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Word

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Love April 2012
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Book
Thefinder April 2012
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leather
onetime April 2012
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Whip

Suck it up buttercup!
Thefinder April 2012
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moan
Dreamer April 2012
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pleasure

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
Thefinder April 2012
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lick
nessamommy April 2012
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penis

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
Xraymom April 2012
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Again?
nessamommy April 2012
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Always

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
Megsue April 2012
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Forever
nessamommy April 2012
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Space

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
momofdbb April 2012
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Infinity

" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !!
PurpleFlowers April 2012
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Vibrator

Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I think I like who I am becoming...
Megsue April 2012
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Playboy
proudmommyof2 April 2012
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Pet
myheartsinMA April 2012
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Past
momofdbb April 2012
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Present

" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !!
Katescrazymom April 2012
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Birthday
momsaidno April 2012
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cake
chaosmom April 2012
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chocolate
Birdie April 2012
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Cookies
chaosmom April 2012
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Sugar
AlbertaMom April 2012
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Sweet
CanadianMama April 2012
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Salty
Autumn April 2012
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spicy
Thefinder April 2012
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SNL
serenitynow April 2012
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laugh
Katescrazymom April 2012
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Cheese
Dreamer April 2012
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crackers

There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
nessamommy April 2012
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crazy

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
serenitynow April 2012
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wild
PurpleFlowers April 2012
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Crazy

Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I think I like who I am becoming...
nessamommy April 2012
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me

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
chaosmom April 2012
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Water
nessamommy April 2012
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swim

If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
PurpleFlowers April 2012
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Tan

Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I think I like who I am becoming...
Malmquk April 2012
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Line
Thefinder April 2012
Posts: 1,634Member

hpt

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