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What made you smile today??
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Wow, we are some sorry ass people! JK. But I have noticed that a lot of us on here seem to be having unusually bad days and/or weeks. So let's get some positive vibes flowing and brag about what cute things our kids did today, or something awesome your SO did today, or even a stranger. Something...anything!!! What made you smile today?
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • primalmommaprimalmomma
    Posts: 1,136Member
    homemade cookies :)
    “I did then what I knew to do. Now that I know better, I do better.” (Maya Angelou)
    http://www.primalmomma.com
  • KellynnKellynn
    Posts: 1,978Member
    We went and saw the new pirate movie today, and my ds8, who has ADHD, was sooo good during the movie, never talked or hit the seat in front of him once!
  • MysonMason
    Posts: 100Member
    Kisses from my non smoochie smooch son first thing this morning!
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    I got a new bra :)
    not my chair, not my problem
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    DS3 woke me up with kisses and said "I love you Mommy. You're da bestest mom in da whole wide world." (then he asked for a Popsicle for breakfast, but hey, it was fun while it lasted!)
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,321Member
    I bought cupcakes and took dd4 to the firehouse to give them to my uncle and his men. The look on her face when she sees the guys and the trucks is so cute. Her eyes sparkle :)
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member

    My son picked up the glow worm we bought for a kid's first birthday.  He started snuggling it and giving it kisses.  Needless to say.....I have to go buy another glow worm.

  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,321Member
    @dontpooponthedog's name just made me smile :D
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • [Deleted User]
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    well behaved women seldom make history
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    The user and all related content has been deleted.
    well behaved women seldom make history
  • Skyewalker
    Posts: 16Member
    I went for a massage today and the guy doing it said, wow, I can tell you work out. I really don't but it still felt good hearing another guy basically say I was hot.
  • shouldcleanshouldclean
    Posts: 2,369Member
    Ds4 was asking how we are going to get the baby out of my belly. I told him an escape hatch...he was trying to figure out were it was :)
  • OxiMOMOxiMOM
    Posts: 3,028Member
    My big fluffy ass black and white maincoon peeking up over the side of the bed to make sure DH wasn't in bed so he could snuggle( he and DH don't get along DH picks on him but he is a fat fluffy easy target)
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Aww @shouldclean I hope that baby gets out of there soon!!!

    And @OxiMOM I have a Maine Coon kitty too...but I live in Maine...he cracks me up cuz he's such a momma's boy.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    Watching DS painting ( most of the paint ended up on the paper ) at an art festival .
    And then later watching both boys run through a fun house at the carnavil ! Busy happy day.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • OxiMOMOxiMOM
    Posts: 3,028Member
    @Megsue so is spyder  thats half of why DH picks on him  they get along sometimes  he is also the best with little man  he actually comes up to little man and lets him pet him and pull on his hair and face  when he has had enough he walks away and little man cries its kind of cute..
  • MistressHeidiMistressHeidi
    Posts: 973Member
    My DD16 went to the junior prom today, she looked so pretty and grown up in the dress she chose and she decided that she hated earlier today and spent half an hour crying over this afternoon, but by the time she left she was all smiles and looking radiant!
  • boring_nameboring_name
    Posts: 667Member
    DS11... "Mom, Mom, MOM, Mom, Mom" 
    me... "yes????"

    DS11.... "I love you" (with hand up in sign for it)

    AWWWWWWW
    B
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,014Member
    I woke up to DH being frisky, my kids are being sweet and cute, and the sun is shining, and later, I will graduate with my master's degree. Lots of SMILES!! :D
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    CONGRATULATIONS @ONETIME!!!!

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    @lesbomom SO DO I! Especially if it's just me and I have my ipod with me. Good times. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,128Member
    DS2 slept through the night.  He is 2 and a half and it's still a surprise when he does.

    Later going for a microdermabrasion facial (part one of 5 'treatments' DH purchased for me on Valentine's day), hopefully that makes me smile, I haven't had one in ages!
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,014Member
    Thanks, @unforgiven!
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    The sprinter (B Dasher MK2).  LOL...the boys were sitting here playing wii Mario Cart and FINALLY unlocked this little treasure.  My youngest made some comments that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up, but I still had to leave the room to LOL. 
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,847Member

    Congratulations @onetime!  What an acheivement.

    My ds is peacefully went down for a nap after a night of teething and a morning of whining.  I think the tooth is out now!  Either that or I finally overdosed him.  (kidding about the over dose)

     

  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,629Member
    My dog snuggling up next to me when I was freezing this morning. Oh and waking up to a clean bathroom even though Im the one who cleaned it ;)
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Mmkay...more bad days for lots of you scaries out there...so spill it, what made you smile today!
  • mommacog
    Posts: 70Member
    I had a great day with the family for my DS17's birthday, went into Boston, ate at Fire and Ice, walked through the Boston Garden and Common, took some beautiful pics of he and his girlfriend,enjoyed the swanboats and all of the street entertainers, came home, had a great power walk with my bff in the woods, had birthday cake for my boy (man) and got a foot rub from my dh.. big smiles here!
  • etherieletheriel
    Posts: 713Member
    Going to baseball practice and seeing my much improved lil' slugger hit the ball almost every time and then coming home from practice to the living room freshly vacuumed by DD14 and dinner ready and waiting for us cooked by DD11.
    If I'm not supposed to do it, how come I can?
  • ZidashaZidasha
    Posts: 830Member
    My boys in general.  The smart ass remarks or comebacks Ds6.5 makes, especially when him and Dh get into it.  I laugh on the inside and proudly proclaim, "That's my boy!!" every time.  And than you have my Ds2.5 that has absolutely no concept of rules.  He will get into something and if he hear's you coming he will run away or cover his ears.

    Last but not least, we finally have the baby's room painted and somewhat furnished so that's one thing in a long list of things to check off.
    "I have a theory that placenta is brain matter I push out, so with each child I get dumber and dumber." ~ Unknown

  • KellynnKellynn
    Posts: 1,978Member
    My husband cleaned the garage today, without even being asked! Made me so happy. He even had ds8 out there helping, who of course was griping all the way. Don't you find it sometimes easier to just them go play instead og listening to them grumble when forced to help? We try not to give in, but it's so hard!
  • OpheliaOphelia
    Posts: 3,321Member
    Stink said "quit saying you look funky, I think you look pretty."
    Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
  • OxiMOMOxiMOM
    Posts: 3,028Member
    DH and I are going to get white castle when he gets home from work!! I freaking love white castle even though it dosent love me  and little man is asleep so im gonna wake him up and put him in the car seat......i dont care its white castle!!

  • boring_nameboring_name
    Posts: 667Member
    onetime said:

    I woke up to DH being frisky, my kids are being sweet and cute, and the sun is shining, and later, I will graduate with my master's degree. Lots of SMILES!! :D



    Congratulations @Onetime that is FANTASTIC!!
    B
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,014Member
    Thanks, @boring_name
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    @Goddess White Castel is a hamburger shop that sells small square burgers. We don't have them here , we have Krystals but they are simular.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    I figured out how to post pictures !!! I think ? lets see if I can do it again!
    image
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    I did !!!! but she is huge!!!!LOL =))
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • DebJ812
    Posts: 10Member
    My 2 month old smiling in his sleep!
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    After going for a hike with the family, we're driving home my DS2 has me take his shoes and socks off then holds his chubby foot up in the air and says ~Smell Momma~ I busted out laughing..
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    My dh and I just made a sand box for our dd by hand, even better all the wood was free!!! Now we just have to pay for the sand but it's pretty damn good!
    not my chair, not my problem
  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    I spent the day in my gorgeous hometown (New Orleans) listening to my favorite band in the world (Cowboy Mouth) at the greatest festival of all time (Jazzfest)! Oh how I love my home! I can't believe I was able to stay away for so long, but it will be a cold day in hell before I leave again. #NOLALOVE
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,757Administrator, Moderator
    I woke up in the back of my truck, snuggled up to my husband under the oak tree in my grandma's driveway.
    My newly-dyed hair had left purple and blue and green streaks all over his chest and arms.
    It was a sight!
    We're STILL giggling about it!

    community-manager


  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    Ok @ finallyfreetobeme I am officially jealous !!!!! I LOVE COWBOY MOUTH!!!!! I am now singing " Let it go!!!" I got Freds signature once!!! We went to a concert like two days before I had DS!!! It was funny , I was a huge as a house, and rocking!!! Lol. My kids love them too. They can sing " Jenny says!!"'
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    No exaggeration, today made my Forty First CM show. I have pictures with all of them, innumerable drumsticks, autographed set lists, guitar picks, etc. Not to mention every one of their CDs ( including the one released today). I'm their biggest fan and they know it, lol. Been following them 20 years, now lol! Kinda lame to some, but they are awesome musicians and I'm lucky enough to be where they are from.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,070Member
    Man I thought I was doing good I have seen them maybe 7 times. I have to wait till they come to town :( They came to a crawfish boil in town and my kids got to see them so it's all good!!
    I love New Orleans!!! Haven't been back in a long time :(( like last time I was there was before Katrina !! I want to go back but money is an issue. We went there for our Honeymoon. Dh broke his toe kicking a step in the French Quarter. Lol. We still had fun , hung out with the tour guides after doing a haunted history tour. They took us to the Dungon.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    I have haunted the dungeon many a night, some that I don't even remember ;) Won't even try to deny that I'm a NOLA girl through and through. This city lives in your blood. There is nowhere in the US like here. We are the european nation of the USA! Come on home, doll, we'd love to have y'all!
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Yesterday my little man said to me 'mummy, ive lost my dick' 
    me; 'your WHAT?!' 
    him; 'my dick. where is it??' 
    me; confused/shocked face
    him; 'the dick that goes with buzz, that he throws.' 
    me; 'the DISC!?'
    him; 'yes, wheres the dick?' 


    teehee! that made me smile yesterday!
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • LadyBug0910LadyBug0910
    Posts: 233Member
    i was watching a preview of the cirque du soleil show we are going to see in Vegas (zumanity) and my son covered the screen and said "mommy no i cant watch this, theres boobies" lol i about died laughing.