A hunk of asphalt in DD's coat pocket. No flipping idea.

@notsohotmomma, I found a toad on my dining room table just last week!! Lol!

And found another toad in the kids' play kitchen microwave...

A pull up in the washing machine *after* I had washed them. That was fun.

A hammer under my son's pillow

About 5 wads of chewed up gum in the handle of the backseat of the car where dd sits.

i found half a banana in my sons bed

my son looooves to put things in DH big work boots, so he always has a nice surprise in the am lol

DD 10 weeks leave trails of spit up in rooms she has never been in (ie the bathroom....yeah i had no idea how it got there)

Papertowels in the stove which then caught on fire when I was pre-heating

A salamander in the wash that my son had put in his pocket for safe keeping

My missing cell in the fridge

@Megsue, that is just adorable that he is "hunting for supper" and bringing you the spoils, cutest thing I've heard all day!

Plastic fork on the floor next to the toilet..

Babies in the fridge

Leaves and rocks almost everwhere dd can shove them. Under her pillows hell under my pillows!

Once...a wild bird. IN MY BATHROOM! first thing in the morning after a windy day that I didn't really keep my doors open....
that was more than 10 years ago. I still don't know.how it happened. No cat at that time....

while doing the laundry I once reached in to a pocket full of live crickets...OMG.. Hebbie jebbie dance for hours!

breezy said:

while doing the laundry I once reached in to a pocket full of live crickets...OMG.. Hebbie jebbie dance for hours!
=))

When my ds8 was 2-3 he used to use his toy bins to make stairs (sturdy ones even!) to get over the child gate at night, sneak into the kitchen, steal cookies and snacks and juice boxes. Then he'd make stairs from capri sun boxes (still sturdy) climb back over and have a food hoard under his bed in one corner. Have no idea why. Sometimes it was even food he couldn't eat without cooking it (canned biquits) though he and his brother tried at one point. Put them on a plate, put them in the oven. Luckily they didn't know you have to turn the oven on first. They though they had it in the wrong thing so tried another can in a muffin tin. My boy's were a handful. Sneaky, quiet, night owls. They never made a sound. And this stuff was always done before 6 am

I once found a baked potato at the very back of the oven, when it had been weeks since we'd had baked potatoes. I wouldn't have known it was there except that it got reheated a time too many and exploded all over the inside of the oven. That was fun.

My cell phone in the fridge (DS2)
Crayons in the toilet (DS2)
A box of Wheaties in the fridge (DH)

Thankfully little critters like frogs and salamanders don't come around our house...I would not want to find those squished anywhere...

I once found a slice of pepperoni stuck to the ceiling, about a week after we had pizza.  I have no idea how it stuck there in the first place, or how it managed to stay there for so long.

Once found a snake in our air conditioning vent in our old house.  The vents were in the floor, and the snake was in the living room vent; found dozens of little boy toys in the ones in the bedrooms.  We have girls.

This doesn't qualify as a found item, but I found my daughter bidding on horses on an online horse auction site.  She had my credit card in hand.  I found this twice, once I caught her before she submitted her bid.  The second time she had already been out-bid and was raising her bid.  She was 10 or 11 at the time.

 

 

 

Barbies in the dryer toy cars in the toilet,
A suitcase fulled with dolls body parts really creepy

I have found secret stashes of things all over the house. Boxes with rocks , feathers, beads and small toys. Coloring books rolled up and completely colored in. Notes in half filled in note books that are mostly scribbles but a few legible words. " I love you " and "Brianna " . I found a picture she colored of Rosa Parks and almost broke down. Silly I know.

Cat has brought in a wide assortment of mice and birds from time to time.

Toy cars in my fridge, since ds 13 months started trying to climb in every time it's opened. He also likes to throw the utensils from the tray into the bottom of the dishwasher.
Dd likes to store toys, the occasional snack, and sippy cups in her bed.

A Lunchable in a cupboard today, dd is sneaky when she wants her chocolate bar

Found a gun in the fridge yesterday. I find something strange so often that it barely even registers anymore.

I pulled out the bottom kitchen drawer when I was a teenager and found a live snake. Instinct makes you snatch your hand away from it, but I didn't get my fingers out of the pull so the snake FLEW at me along with the drawer.

@purpleflowers Lol!!! I've never been too scared of them. My mom is, though, so I was just glad it was me and not her.

my son used to hide stuff like a hoarder. he stashed his sisters ipod in the sand box, my mini jewelry box in his toy box, the remotes still get hidden around the house. when something is missing, we always ask him first I once found the milk in the cereal cabinet, and cereal in the fridge. must have been a midnight snack.

Oh, and ds2's missing popsicle...6 hours later...at the bottom of my Coach bag.

The bullfrog that escaped from r fishtank....behind a bench in my living room.....mummified