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I got my Mothers Day Card!
  • PandamandaPandamanda
    Posts: 134Member
    I sent mine like two weeks ago just across some states, hope my SM got it because I haven't seen a post about it!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,757Member
    @KittyKat, you are so welcome. I personally was drawn to the snarkiness of it...

    ;;)
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    I got mine! Thank you so much @onetime :)
    I sent mine out Saturday, haven't heard anything yet from my sm but I hope she likes it.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,097Member
    I hope the card/ item I shipped out gets there ok.
    :-SS
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • onetimeonetime
    Posts: 2,013Member
    YAY! @armymama, I'm so happy! I hope you can read my awful hand writing! LOL..
    Suck it up buttercup!
  • ArmymamaArmymama
    Posts: 200Member
    @onetime I could read it just fine, and it was very sweet :) it made me smile
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    @Grits I personally love Smart~Ass, Snarky cards lol so it was right up my alley ;)
  • BakingmommyBakingmommy
    Posts: 401Member
    @ ?, Thank you, I got my card today.  Been stalking my mail box for it.  I love it, I also got one from my mom today, and to be perfectly honest, I like yours better LOL. But don't tell my mom that.
  • Unique_MommaUnique_Momma
    Posts: 437Member
    I haven't got mine in yet, but the mail hasn't run yet today either, lol Hope it comes in because I've been looking forward to this all week :D
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,637Member
    I hope it comes too.....
  • HotSouthernMess
    Posts: 339Member
    I have never seen my SM post EVER! I hope she got it.

    I haven't got mine either,which is totally fine with me. Maybe they don't like me.

    A very special SM @phdmommy sent one. She was my sponsor scary for my book,and I got so much more, the canvas print, tshirt, and other SM parafinalia.
  • ProudPalsyMamma
    Posts: 1,260Member
    @Pandamanda I just couldn't wait to open it so I cheated and opened it today butttt I put it back in the envelope so I can re open on Sunday!! Thank you so much!!!!
  • CoffeeQueenCoffeeQueen
    Posts: 227Member
    for those of us who are new, how do we get in on this? I'm obviously way late <sniff sniff> Maybe next time though...
  • RahsgirlRahsgirl
    Posts: 329Member
    @PurpleFlowers Thank you thank you!! I loved the card!! I posted on your activity wall but just in case you didn't see it I wanted to post here too!! Your card made my day!!! Hope you have a wonderful Mother's day!!!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,757Member
    I got mine!! Thanks @Blessie...I love it. But all I get is 3 months?? I think I deserve a spanking, too. I was really bad!! >:)
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • BakingmommyBakingmommy
    Posts: 401Member
    @CoffeeQueen, stalk to boards, usually one of the Mods (sorry don't remember names right now) will pin something to the top of the discussions, there was one for sponsor ship for the book, one for the cards, I think there was a few others while I was a lurker and didn't pay much attention too.
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    @ashdawn684 Thank you so much!  The card is wonderful. Hubby is walking around impersonating the accent and it has me rolling.  My youngest opened it up before I got home today and of course thought he was "all that" when he presented it to me.  Yeah...he is a major card and gift thief.  If it is in the mailbox and he finds it..it's his, ugh.  I am so glad you got me...you are fantabulous!  Happy Mother's day lady!
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member

    I don't think anyone should worry if we don't have our cards by Mother's Day....since we're all mom's....we know everyone gets a little busy and may not have gotten the card in at exactly the right moment to get to the destination on time.  Let's remember why we signed up...to make sure someone else gets a little recognition for the hard work and no pay of motherhood and hopefully bring them a smile.  So......basically.....let's toast each other for doing what we think is best for our kids...let go of the guilt of what everyone thinks we should have done to raise our kids, and enjoy our families for what they are (of course, only when you have time to do it)

     

    Since we're all going to be on different schedules for the weekend.....

    Happy Mother's Day Everyone !!!! 

    >:D<
  • MyInnerGoddessMyInnerGoddess
    Posts: 1,558Member
    ^^^ Amen.  Well said @dontpooponthedog!  Happy Mother's Day everyone!
    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
    ~ George Bernard Shaw~
  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    Your welcome @LifeOfChaos! I'm glad you liked the card, I had a very small selection to choose from, and that one was definitely my favorite!
    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • Lakegirl34
    Posts: 1,788Member
    My SM only posted 1 time to sign up for the exchange. I hope she's received her card by now, and if she's lurking and reading this, Happy Mother's Day to you and all the Scary Mommy's. Thanks for everything you add to my life.

    ****raises glass to toast***
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,343Member
    Yeah I am a goof and still have to send mine out! Sorry to my sm but you will be getting one!! It'll just be way late!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • Still_ur_mommy
    Posts: 534Member
    Ok, the new key to my mailbox is ordered. To the wonderful woman who got me, please be patient I will get it and I'm positive I will love it. It already has a spot in my card box!!!

    So excited to see it!

    Happy mommy day to all you wonderful Bitches!!!!!! (incase I don't get back here on time)
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,375Member
    Ill thank my sm later ( i opened my card in my sleep lastnight when i got my mail when my bf got home lastnight) but im wondering if my sm in new york got her card?
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,147Member
    After reading everyone posting here that they were opening their cards, I went ahead and opened mine. So, @handtowellady , thank you so much.. totally LOL'd, and wanted to high five you at the same time :)  

    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • SaraSara
    Posts: 1,037Member

    I really want to open mine but I have specific instructions not to. I am waiting with baited breath.

    @Ashdawn684, can you wear the earrings? Are your ears pierced?

    Think of your problems as challenges to overcome not obstacles to be avoided.
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,375Member
    Thank you Trista for the wonderful homemade card!
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • Mommyto3
    Posts: 118Member
    Thanks @runbitchrun I got my card yesterday and I just couldn't wait until Sunday! I opened it and it totally made my day! Thank you so much!!! I hope all scary mommies have a great mothers day weekend!!

    @Lesbomom, that was me. I am sad to admit that I am a HUGE procrastinator. I am sorry to my SM recipient though I should've mailed it a lot sooner, I even tried to over night the card to her yesterday, but it still wasn't going to get there until Monday, the postman said because it was a small town. I hope my card recipient doesn't get disappointed. It's on the way!!
  • PandamandaPandamanda
    Posts: 134Member
    @tiredSAHmamma I am glad u liked your card!! It's ok if you cheated ;)

    I still haven't recieved mine but I know I will soon enough :)
  • runbitchrunrunbitchrun
    Posts: 907Member
    I'm glad you got it @Mommyto3! I hope you have a great Mothers Day!
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,617Administrator, Moderator
    My SM hasn't received her card yet (even though I mailed it over a week ago!) but I know she's waiting for it ;)

    community-manager


  • AnonUser35
    Posts: 543Guest
    Thank you @hotsouthernmess!!! Made my day!
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,528
    I got my card today, @rahsgirl, and it was absolutely PERFECT! It totally made my day and I'm STILL cracking up!
    I have to share the text on it:
    Woman 1: "Do you realize how much mothers put up with?"
    Woman 2: "Don't end a sentence with a preposition."
    Woman 1: "Do you realize how much mothers put up with, Bitch?"

    You are awesome and I hope you get your ideal day for Mother's Day. You deserve it!
    Get me a damn beer.
  • Unique_MommaUnique_Momma
    Posts: 437Member
    I'm not bent out of shape that mine hasn't come in yet, but I am anxious because it will most likely be the only card I get :P
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,756Member
    I'm anxious. But I know it will get here one way or another. I'm just excited someone thought of me!

    SMSM_s_5

  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member
    Jody from San Jose CA- you're an awesome SM and thank you for the great card.  Hugs and a vat of wine to you.....  Happy Mother's Day   >:D<
  • HotSouthernMess
    Posts: 339Member
    @canadianmama guess what I got in the mail today!!! Thank you so much for the kind words, they meant a lot. Also now Tina Turner is playing constantly. My DS5 is singing it now but he changed the words....I'm simply the best!! Little shit!
  • RyotMommaRyotMomma
    Posts: 402Member
    Well mine didnt get get here today.. so I have to wait till Tuesday.. The excitement is KILLING me
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,617Administrator, Moderator
    @HotSouthernMess you are very welcome!!! I was starting to get worried that they had been lost in the mail!!! It took me days to get the song out of my head, lol, and now it's back in it ;) I hope you have an amazing Mothers Day tomorrow!!

    community-manager


  • HotSouthernMess
    Posts: 339Member
    @canadianmama I am sorry thAt you were worried. You had perfect timing!
  • Lakegirl34
    Posts: 1,788Member
    I got my card! I'm not opening until tomorrow so I don't know who it's from but I'm excited! And thanks!
  • ProudPalsyMamma
    Posts: 1,260Member
    I got another one!!! Thank you @deviltwinsmomma!! You are awesome!
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,323Member

    Yay!!! you got it!!! lurv you girl!!

    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,323Member
    i just hope my sercet sm got hers.... :(
    @Tiredsahmamma hope your day is awesome give you beautiful baby boy a big ol texas mamma hug from me!!
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • anotheranonanotheranon
    Posts: 237Member
    I got mine!!!! Thank you @Mommacog it's so pretty! :)

    Happy Mother's Day everyone! 
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  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,801Member
    It is officially mothers day here. 12:05am happy mommy day everyone :x

  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,637Member
    Happy mommys day!!
  • Ashdawn684Ashdawn684
    Posts: 850Member
    @sarah yup they are great! Dd is begging to wear them lol her ears are also pierced!!

    @myinnergoddess I just happened to stroll down the card isle at a random store and I HAD to get that one!! So glad it has brought some laughs an hopefully a wonderful mothers day!!
    ~Live life to the fullest, or die trying~
  • Lakegirl34
    Posts: 1,788Member
    Thanks Erica for my card, and Happy Mother's Day to you! I hope you see this!