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  • DreamerDreamer
    Posts: 2,266Member
    Woowhooo I got me some Barefoot wine.. soooo goodimageLets get our drink on
    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    LOL @Dreamer, @Megsue!  We were having a party in the spam thread..
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Lol! Party in the spam thead. Best thing I've heard ever!!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Shit, I feel like I'm bar-hoppin'..drunken thread-hoppin'??

  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Even better! I'm hanging in the garage while the puter charges. Looked at the spam thread on my phone. Ummm...yeah, like 8,000+ comments to get through before I can party there. Guess I'll stay here where the beer is cold and the drums are muthafuckin hot. DH is fondeling the guitar. He's mad because he had 0 music ability. Oh well, that's why I'm so awesomely entertaining??? JK, totally drunk and stupid right now!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Just click on the last page!  You don't have to read all the comments ;)

    I'm sitting here all alone on a Friday.  DF and DS went to bed early..

  • DreamerDreamer
    Posts: 2,266Member
    heads to check the spam...lol
    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    It won't let me from my phone!! And once I'm a garage grease monkey, I stay that way@ Autumn. It's our party room. Instruments, motorcycles, and tools only. The vehicles stay in the driveway! Be phoning it for the remainder of my consciousness. Oh well, invite some peeps here. I'm not snobby!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    @Chibiko
    @weezer
    You didn't bunk out and go to bed already did you?!

  • weezerweezer
    Posts: 290Member
    Oh hell no! I just grabbed my wine from the fridge and put on When Harry Met Sally. The party is just getting started over here!
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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Woohoo!!! We're singing the best we can to Journey right now! Lol. Would someone kindly explain how the fuck a man sings THAT high???? I can't do it so how the fuck can he?
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Idk how to answer that @Megsue..I was always an alto in choir.  lol

    I need to turn Say Yes to the Dress off @weezer and put in something better..  I'm getting depressed thinking I will never get married!  :(

  • weezerweezer
    Posts: 290Member
    Lol @Megsue, ever listen to Rush? Now that's high!

    Awww @Autumn I feel the same way. :( I don't even feel properly married since we never had a real wedding and we're going to get divorced anyway. I want a fairytale wedding! I love Say Yes to the Dress and all those wedding shows.
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  • AutumnAutumn
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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    My old man was a huge Rush fan, used to play it but never sing it ALL THE TIME! My dear daddy taught me how to rock properly!!!! Journey was my second least favorite while sober. Drunk, they're both funny as hell.

    I never had a "wedding" either. :( oh well.

    Holy shit xm radio, get out of my fairy tale! Phil Collins??? I just made fun of him! Gotta bang it out now! Don't take that the wrong way. Land of Confusion btw.
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Bad company...till the day I die...up next. This one I can do awesomely, or whatever 8-}
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    You should jump over to chat @Megsue.. or does it work on a phone??
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Won't work on my phone. Oh well, so happy to play right now. Helps me vent frustrations. Plus every time I drink I want my Daddy back so bad, so I feel better jammin out. When I get tired of playing for an audience of one I might come inside on the compooper and play with my gals instead. Right now I need to get back to hitting the shit out of stuff with sticks and it being socially acceptable!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    Chat is very busy ATM!  Just sayin'..  ;)
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    I'll survive I guess. I have no attention span at this point anyway, I only read the comment above and play some more, or if there is nothing on xm I want/can play I take a break but that still makes me a horrible conversationalist!
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Ahh. Berrie Bartlow, I don't play him. His cranky English ass always told me I was doing it wrong back in the day when I was stationed in MI. Cranky old fart. Cranky. Cranky. You were never known as a drummer for a reason. You suck!!! Sorry had to get that out, spent too much of my life "learning" from a professional drummer who sucked. My Daddy would have kicked your ass in every way!!!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Do you play drums @Megsue?

  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,634Member
    You get a b-day present from me @Megsue....what is your taste in men (or women)?
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    @Autumn I think I can! And I've been told I can, I do ok :\"> . I play a lot of stuff (guitar, clarinet, trumpet, flute, piano, sax, etc.) mostly I sing. My Dad was the "true" drummer in the family. My uncle can play the guitar like no other, and out friend Joe used to rock out with us back in the day.

    @Thefinder I love biker boys. Tattoos and Harley's make me 8-}
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    @Autumn to give you an idea what I mean, listen to Foo Fighter's Everlong which was one of the last songs our "family" band tried to play. In the beginning (and thoughout the song really) you hear the drummer do this high pitched "tick, tick, tick" thing. Once you hear it you can't unhear it, it's annoying really. But I CANNOT do it. EVER. I fuck it up sober. He'd do it so effortlessly. Ass...

    ETA: it starts about 10 seconds in. I cannot get it. Grrrrr.
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    I love that song!  I'll have to listen for the "tick..."  ha
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Oh and then listen to Ozzy's See You on the Other Side. I can do that one! Even grieving, sobbing, and angry. I sang it too at my Dad's after-funeral gathering we had. I don't know how????
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,634Member
    I know it's not a harley but it's late lol

    Happy belated birthday!

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  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,634Member
    And here's a hot guy on a harley with no tats

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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    @Thefinder 8-> . I'll take 3! Thanks baby!!!
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    That last dude kind of looks like DH...without the rippling abs, and gorgeous pecs; the arms and facial hair, well, face in general do! Love you lady!
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,634Member
    Glad you like. :D
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Oh and for anyone who'd like to learn to play the drums, try Fleetwood Mac's The Chain. First song I learned, and easiest by far to learn. No offense Mic Fleetwood!
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Second easiest (to me) was She Talks to Angels by the Black Crows. Very steady, very repetitive.
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Or was it Aerosmith's Ragdoll? That ones pretty easy too. Really easy actually. It's not as hard as it seems I promise! I'm not super talented, I've just taken the time to see what makes what noise on a drum set and matched it to songs. If they won't play in your head that's what an iPod is for..,
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Ok, nobody is listening: but I've switched to iPod mode. For my inlaws: Sick by Adelita's Way. OMG. This is gonna feel good! Better than an orgasim! To bang crash and SCREAM that shit into my little brittney headset!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh... Better than fucking therapy!
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,690Member
    @megsue I thought I was the only one one here who listened to Adelita's Way!

    @autumn Sorry chica. I wa falling asleep at the keyboar last night. let's do it again tonight!!!
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    lol ok, @Chibiko!  :)

  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,690Member
    @autumn What time are we starting?
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    Well if I get DS to sleep within an hour, we can have a date at 10.. :D

    You go on and start without me.  lol

  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    I'm a sucky date, huh @Chibiko??  DS didn't fall asleep until 11, and I passed out with him.  Until I woke up at 4 and realized DF (who promised to be home by 1) STILL wasn't fucking home!  So yeah..  I hope your trip to the porn store went well.  :D

  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,690Member
    Lol @autumn it's ok. Shit happens when kids are involved. I still love you!
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member

    :x

    Love you too! 

  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    I need to get drunk... image

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,690Member
    @unforgiven ! Lol I'm sure we can make that happen. :D
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    I wish I could stomach tequila.. OMG that stuff gets me drunk faster than anything I've ever had. One shot and I'm toasty warm and seeing pink elephants but OMG it tastes like evil. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • BeachyBeachy
    Posts: 3,937Member
    @unforgiven it really depends on what you get, always go for the most expensive you can get. Cuervo gold is ok, but patron is very good. There is an amber colored Patron that tastes like really good whiskey, but idk the exact name. You might have to do a tequila taste testing to find one you
    Like. Can I come over that might and help? :D
    Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
  • Harleyman
    Posts: 54Member
    Tequila Rose is very good. More of a mixed tequila like a snapps but it is great and still kicks our ass.
  • Harleyman
    Posts: 54Member
    I meant your ass : )
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,900Member
    @Harleyman I think your man card needs to be revoked for drinking that swill.

    @Unforgiven Schnapps are cheap, taste good, and pack a punch. Or find a good clear spirit and mix it
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
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