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How Many Swear Words Do You Know?
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,783Administrator, Moderator
    So we were watching the "Sailor's Mouth" episode of SpongeBob. 
    Mr. Krabs says there are 13 swear words .
    (Squidward says there are only 7, but with a wink and a nudge, Mr. Krabs says "Not if you're a sailor!")

    This led to an interesting (and finger counting) few minutes, while we all tried to name all the swear words, and then tick some off.

    Which led to the discovery of this website: http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/a

    There are far, FAR too many listed there to paste here! But it's in alphabetical order.
    Give it a look-see, and tell us your favorites, and/or some you see there that you've never seen before!

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  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    Lol that's to funny! Some of those I don't consider swear words though. Any word that has to do with the Butt is funny but personally Fuck, Asshat, Asshole, motherFucker, Shit, Dumbass I use a lot.. Whore, Dirty Slut and Bitch are my favortie :D
  • chaosmomchaosmom
    Posts: 3,846Member
    Axwound?? Lol never heard of that one!
  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    Haha I've been calling dh. Bitchtits withou knowing what it means!
    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • pennypenny
    Posts: 804Member
    Smeg /= poop. Lame site doesn't even have proper definitions.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    I know too many to count...the joy of speaking english and *québecois* :) We do  love to swear. Here's an explanation of one of my favorite movie Bon Cop Bad Cop
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,633Member
    Oh I LOVE that movie @French_mom  :D
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    I am bilingual, so i had double the fun with it. :) 

    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 743Member
    I thought I knew a lot, not enough for a website, so apparently not enough I have some studying to do
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,207Member
    In how many languages?  I tried to get my grandfather to teach me to swear in Sicilian, my mother wouldn't let him...I've since found a book...
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    Okay ill teach you mine if you teach me yours ? :)

    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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