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If you could have sex with a celebrity once who would it be??
  • [Deleted User]
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    Amen, @momma_mk. Most of the men I've dated have been big men. I find it incredibly sexy!
    Get me a damn beer.
  • momma_mkmomma_mk
    Posts: 37Member
    That's why little guys like Adam Levine gross me out. Give me a linebacker over a skinny buy any day! Real men!
  • pennypenny
    Posts: 891Member
    Richard Hammond
    Robert Downey, Jr.
    Josh Brolin

  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,873Member
    penny said:

    Richard Hammond
    Robert Downey, Jr.
    Josh Brolin





    Are you a fellow fan of Top Gear? :-)
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,934Member
    imageimageSummer Glau

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    I know what your thinking. Why is Nathan Fillion on a dudes list, he played in Firefly with Summer and Jewel. And hes a dapper mother fucker, if he said jump his bones, I'd hit it.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,566Member
    Oh oh  Firefly chick!!!  i think i watched that serie like 10 times plus the movie.  I LOVE Nathan Filion. 

    And i would totaly do Ian Smolderhalder.  Jensen Ackles his drawls alone makes me wet, add the body to that = instant O  :) 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • [Deleted User]
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    momma_mk said:

    That's why little guys like Adam Levine gross me out. Give me a linebacker over a skinny buy any day! Real men!


    Amen, sistah! My thoughts exactly. Get outta my brains! :D
    Get me a damn beer.
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,664Member
    Jay or Silent Bob.  Gordon Ramsey.  Ryan Renolds.  Simon Baker.  Patrick Stewart.  Patrick Wharburton and last but not least Channing Tatum.  Yes I am ALL over the map.

    Oh and Dwayne Johnson.
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,823Member
    Ok @kittykat if I can only have his back can I have all of robin thicke?

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0DdCoNbbRvQ

    SMSM_s_5

  • MaryPoppins25
    Posts: 1,686Member
    @pdxmama she is flawless!

    Can I add Justin timberlake and the girl who plays Carmen in the L word oh and her gf Shane, damn they made a beautiful couple =P~

    http://www.indielondon.co.uk/images/5492.jpg

    Yes please and thank you
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  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,289Member
    My girl pass would go to Adriana Lima:

    ADRIANA LIMA

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,786Member
    Mine would be Dwayne Johnson, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves and for women Angelina Jolie and Jessica Biehl (sp)
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • pennypenny
    Posts: 891Member
    @CallieFlower82, yes!! I love me some Top Gear. UK only, of course.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,873Member
    penny said:

    @CallieFlower82, yes!! I love me some Top Gear. UK only, of course.





    DH and I love it! I've actually learned more about cars watching Jeremy, Hammond and Captain Slow than I have from our hearhead friends (could be the gearheads have cardboard personalities....)

    The US Top Gear is starting to grow on us....but this season seemed to end abruptly. We don't remember watching a end of the season episode.


    Dwayne Johnson....my Nana had the hots for him. We bought her a Rock wrestling figure for Christmas one year. She thinks he's just the "handsomest and most polite" young man on TV. LOL
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • realtormomrealtormom
    Posts: 649Member
    John Cusack... Any day, any time, anywhere :D
    The past has a vote, not a veto ~ Moredecai Kaplan
  • AnonUser34
    Posts: 1,799Guest
    Birdie said:

    Ok @kittykat if I can only have his back can I have all of robin thicke?



    As long as I get the front of Gerard you can have whoever you want @Birdie I'm going to be one happy/busy women ;)

  • AnonUser26
    Posts: 1,144Guest
    Robert Downey Jr., The Bear Jew himself ( :D Eli Roth), Meghan Fox, a three way with Ed Norton and Brad Pitt to live out my fight club fantasy, STATHAM, Jason Mewes (yes, Jay from Jay and Silent Bob fame), Eddie Izzard but he has to be in drag, Johny Depp, Dan Radcliffe and Alan Rickman (but he'd have to be dressed like snape).

    Oooooh, and I'm all about Lucy Lawless, too.

    If I was into necrophelia, Heath Ledger, Bruce Lee and Brandon Lee, and MCA.

    Also Tom Jones and/or Neil Diamond.

    Damn I'm odd.
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 687Member
    what about Ami from New York Ink!!
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,557Member
    Paul Walker for a guy

    Megan Fox for a woman

    There's a ton more I'd do, but I figured my top 2 were enough.  Enough to make me drool anyhow...lol
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,786Member
    katz_meow said:

    Paul Walker for a guy

    Megan Fox for a woman

    There's a ton more I'd do, but I figured my top 2 were enough.  Enough to make me drool anyhow...lol


    Oooohh, giod choices!

    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • Voldemorta
    Posts: 19Member
    @stinkersmommy fuck yeah jason mamoa, khal drogo is super hot
  • [Deleted User]
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 687Member
    ok pic a few lol
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,349Administrator, Moderator
    If I had to pick a chick, Kat Von D would be at the top of my list. She's so HOT!!!

    And Ryan Gosling.

    community-manager


  • MommyIsMyName
    Posts: 19Member
    Kenny Chesney!!!!!! 
  • etherieletheriel
    Posts: 736Member

    Joaquin Phoenix for sure...and I could go for Johnny Depp too.

    If I'm not supposed to do it, how come I can?
  • lachicana89
    Posts: 2Member
    WILLIAM LEVY! omg have you seen that body all i can say is omg 
  • TrEr02TrEr02
    Posts: 687Member
    2etheriel Joaquin Phoenix looked really good in Ladder 49!!
    We got no food, no jobs...OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,823Member
    @kittykat looks like I might beat you to him. Word has it he's filming in the area. Gonna look up to verify. But if he is you know I'll be stalking!

    SMSM_s_5

  • AnonUser29
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    Color me odd, but Toby Keith would be my number one pick! Then to travel over to the other side of the spectrum and say Jonathan Davis (Korn), and the lead singer of Saliva. Nom Nom Nom. As for females.. HAIL YES Zooey!!!

  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    It's impossible to pick just one... 


    Angelina Jolie
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    Jared Leto
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    Josh Groban
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    Milo Ventimiglia
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    Robert Pattinson
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    Kristen Stewart
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    Johnny Depp
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    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • TorturedbyTWINSTorturedbyTWINS
    Posts: 1,194Member

    I am so weird, I have a thing for Mike Rowe from "Dirty Jobs"   I just think he's funny and I like his chest!  I'm too young for him but I still think he's hot in a "down to Earth I could totally get that if I wanted to" way.  Lol... 

    As far as not a chance in hell kinda guy, it would be Matt Damon :-)

  • JodiKayHughes
    Posts: 8Member
    Ryan Gosling .... damn my husbands hot ... but a girl can dream!
  • BeautifulDefianceBeautifulDefiance
    Posts: 755Member
    Ummm no way can I narrow it down,
    Guys: Ryan Reynolds, Gerard butler, Channing tatum, Nathan Fillion, an Zachary Levi (I've got a thing for nerds lol)
    Girls-Eliza dushku, Jessica szohr
    I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

    SMSM_s_5

  • liambella
    Posts: 1Member
    I would have to say Eric Bana or Sean Penn. Ohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.........
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,467Member
    John cena. Ryan renolyds. Mark wahlberg Jason statham
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
    Posts: 2,248Member
    Johnny Depp ... I've been lusting after him since his 21 Jump Street days ... Yup. That long!
    I love purple; I love cats. Imagine if cats were purple ...
  • UnionMommy
    Posts: 30Member
    Keifer Sutherland.  Christian Bale.  Viggo Mortensen.  In any order.  All at once would be awesome.  
  • rescuemutts
    Posts: 238Member
    Daniel Craig only as Bond, James Bond,
    Oh and Colin Farrell even though he said in an interview that he had a small member I would still totally do him
    "Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."
    Roger Caras
  • ANW
    Posts: 67Member
    A list boy- Channing Tatum
    A list man- Mark Wahlberg
    Reality Star- Duane Lee (Dog the Bounty Hunter's son) Don't judge : )

    Woman- Charlize Theron
    Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes
  • kisseskaykisseskay
    Posts: 267Member
    I have always had a thing for Marshall Mathers aka Eminem
  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest

    Yeah don't laugh but I would fuck the hell out of Ray Liotta. Like now, old and shit. I don't care.

  • whatthefu
    Posts: 16Member
    imageAntonio Banderas
    The dark hair, dark eyes...mmmmmmmm yummy... the accent ABSOLUTE BONUS! whooooeeee! 

    imageJeffrey Donovan
    YUM YUM YUM!! and when he is all hero-spy on Burn Notice... :D 

    imageJeff Goldblum
    When he looked like this was my guilty pleasure!! LOVE looking at him :) It's the intensity of the eyes... I am sure! 
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    @stinkersmommy @voldemorta 
    Oh hell yes! 
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  • battibatti
    Posts: 2,164Member
    I may have already said something here somewhere but I'll just add mine anyways.
    OBVIOUSLY, James Franco is my #1. DH calls him my bf!

    I also have a little thing for Patrick Wilson, but I think its cuz he kinda looks like my DH. ;)

    DH is a cross between Patrick Wilson and Ryan Gosling. Yep. That's aaaalllll miiiiiine xD xD xD

    SMSM_s_5

  • SnowBelle
    Posts: 26Member
    I'm a dork I guess but Stephen Colbert (he's so smart guy sexy) and Jim Parsons (I know he's gay but he's sooo cute)!!
  • wtfwit
    Posts: 220Member
    My #1 that ya'll probably wont know who he is, Chalino Sanchez (he is dead, but you said IF) Larry Hernandez & gerardo ortiz. My blondies: Christian Bale, Ryan Renolds, Bradley Cooper, Sebastian Rulli (he is a spanish actor that comes out on novelas) K and you said 1 time right lol? Drake, Tyga, The rapper Game, Ice cube, 2 pac, Plies (lmao smh i kno i kno) and T.I. Dang, I guess it's a good thing I will never have the chance to meet any of them! lol OH!!! and Brandon & Cheston off of the show black gold on TRU TV.
  • EmoMom13EmoMom13
    Posts: 7Member
    I think that I would have to say Angelina Jolie... there's is just something about that woman... & OH THE THINGS I COULD AND WOULD DO TO HER! She'd be like, what? who's brad?!!!?
  • skooshkaskooshka
    Posts: 179Member
    If it is only once, can I get dick sizes along with ex-f*ck reviews before making my decision?  I don't want to be disappointed. 
  • gotmygrooveback
    Posts: 4Member
    Gerald Butler..finger licking mmm...oh yea!
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