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#189976 - squirting & broken fingers.
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    I did it! I did it! I squirted!!! And then I slipped on the bathroom tile and broke two fingers.
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    #186976


    I'm really sorry this happened to you.....the broken fingers part I mean.  Please forgive me if this response is offensive....but it's the best laugh I've had in days....and I really really needed it.  PS- I'm laughing because this would totally happen to me if I could get any time alone in the bathroom to figure out squirting.  Congrats on that!!

    =))
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    I admit I laughed pretty hard at this too. I'm glad you figured out something new but so sorry you fell. 

    >:D< ;))

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    @unforgiven - For the record...if this did ever happen to me...I pictured telling my best friend about it...but it would be really hard to finish the story over the fit of giggles we'd be having.  "So, how'd you break your fingers?"..."Well ya see"...yeah...there's no secrets, grace or much pride left between the two of us.  
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    LOL It's nice to have a friend like that! 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • GalWithBrokenFingers
    Posts: 2Member
    @lifeisgood As the OC, I'm staying anonymous with this one. It was something I wish I could have recorded while telling DH what happen.And their was a shitload of giggles and wtf's.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    @galwithbrokenfingers I'm glad that you're ok :D 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • lifeisgood
    Posts: 481Member
    @galwithbrokenfingers  I have the utmost respect for a couple that realizes how funny that is!! I'm glad you're ok too!!!! LMAO...stay anon!!! In the video in my head....it could VERY easily be this graceless fool !!! hahaha
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    @galwithbrokenfingers What happened to you would TOTALLY happen to me too by the way. I have zero balance and grace. 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • IsaidSo
    Posts: 34Member
    OhmyGod LOL You poor thing! But, hey! At least now you know how to do it, so next time, you can try it on the bed, right? 
  • GalWithBrokenFingers
    Posts: 2Member
    It was worth it! And I'd do it again and break some more fingers! Plus being pregnant made it so much better. I've always O'd better knocked up. But Hubby and I are always open about everything to each other, he was only disappointed he wasn't there. And laughter is the best medicine and he knows how to deal with broken fingers. It was a win win.
  • kristy2127
    Posts: 94Member
    You don't have to answer this if it makes you uncomfortable, but how did you make yourself squirt?! I would love to know how to do it. I have heard it is stimulation of the g spot, but its never worked for me...
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    @kristy2127 did you see this thread?

    http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/11348/how-to-squirt-o#Item_1

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • kristy2127
    Posts: 94Member
    @unforgiven, thank you! I was searching for it!! I knew there had to be a thread on this topic somewhere. :)
  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,258Member
    OMG please tell me you did not have to explain this at the Dr's or worse the ER? i would have laughed at myself so hard until i figured out that broken fingers might just might mean it would be a long time until i could do it again! Glad your ok, and your hubby took it well. 
    I am me, and I am loved
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,784Member
    unforgiven said:

    I admit I laughed pretty hard at this too. I'm glad you figured out something new but so sorry you fell. 

    >:D< ;))

    Ditto!!!

    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
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