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You don't eat a pregnant woman's pickles
  • Kjctsmw02
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    I went grocery shopping last night. I don't like grocery shopping. I bought a jar of my favorite pickles, the claussen brand. I went to a drs. appt today. I go into the fridge after the kids are put to bed to get my pickles and eat them (and I may or may not be talking about eating the whole jar in one sitting) and lo and behold.....NO PICKLES. Who ate my pickles??? I'm so disappointed :(
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,283Member
    The whole jar? How rude!
  • Kjctsmw02
    Posts: 2Member
    Right! Like, what the heck?
  • MommyFaceMommyFace
    Posts: 119Member
    That's when I would go into a death rage and high kick a chair through a wall.... But seriously, that sucks :(. Make DH go get some! >¦^].
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,177Member
    NOBODY messes with my pickles!!!
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • AutumnAutumn
    Posts: 898Member
    I would be so pissed!  Those pickles are my favorite too.  =P~
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,177Member
    and I'm not even pregnant...
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    Gasp!!! You never ever touch a woman's pickles! Especially if she's got a bun in the oven.

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • SassySassy
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    Only had to chew SO out one time for eating my now and laters. Never again.
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,322Member
    Death sentence in my house but for me it was eat the pickles all u want but the JUICE is mine damn it!!!!
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    well behaved women seldom make history
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    @mammteeroll  =))

    Now I want a pickle! 

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    darn i didnt ate pickle when i was pregnant... it was chocolate turtles....  I was so lucky not to have gestational diabiete. With the amount i ate... 

    Pregnant woman, in jammies and slippers at the drugstores 3 min before closing time at night, for a dam boxe of turtles.  Happened a couple of time.  And i did not get too much weird look... the belly probably explained it all i guess lol 
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    @french_mom That is such a cute image! Mine was strawberries and chili cheese fries. Not together but one after the other. OMG  =P~

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,896Member
    Salted caramel, turtle tracks ice cream, gyros... Always past 23:00 at night, and always something that is the furthest away from our house. I wish I could break my leg so she could run out and get me stuff.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    My man went on the food errands for a while... then said to stock on those items lol Good think i craved only stuff i could keep home.    well except when it was poutine from my usual place.. then he HAD to go  or else lol
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • LiveLoveLaughLiveLoveLaugh
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    I ate strawberries religiously and watermelon. I would totally karate chop anyone who ate MY pregnany food! Especially because those a 2 of the very few things i could keep down
  • SassySassy
    Posts: 2,441Member
    @MammaTeeRoll The salsa on chips like cereal thing. Me. Yes! :) Also watermelon @LiveLoveLaugh. Seriously almost cried when SO brought one home for me!
  • LiveLoveLaughLiveLoveLaugh
    Posts: 61Member
    @sassy- I woulda cried too LOL!!! I dont even like watermelon that much! But hot damn I couldnt get enough of it for a whole 9 months!
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