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One condiment for LIFE....
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,551
    If you could only use one condiment (not including salt and pepper) for life- which would you choose?


    For me: hot sauce. Screw ketchup, or mustard or relish.... I need me my spicy!
  • AnonUser28
    Posts: 2,083Guest
    Salsa!

    Or maybe a nice smokey barbecue sauce.... It's a toss up.
  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,349Administrator, Moderator
    Hot sauce. Most definitely. I have a hot sauce addiction. The fridge is a showcase for my hot sauce collection. You need different kinds depending upon what you're eating/cooking! :)

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  • complicatedmom
    Posts: 53Member
    Is chocolate syrup a condiment?? :D
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,498Member
    Hmmm... Ranch or Ketchup...maybe...but if the only food I had was fries McChicken sauce is pretty good shit!
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  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,248Member
    Garlic salt....yum yum yum
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  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,174Member
    mayonnaise. egg mayo, tuna mayo, fries with mayo, mayo on toast, pizza with mayo.....


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  • LargeMargeSentMe
    Posts: 120Member
    Sriracha!
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,934Member
    Thats a hard one... Danish Dill Mustard sauce, or those little bottles of Tabasco sauce that comes in mre's. They taste better than the huge bottles of Tabasco.
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  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,566Member
    Is maple sirup a condiment ? If so yes, the one my daddy makes.  He only be able to do so until '17 when he loose the land.    

    If not then ketchup and mustard. I can't chose btw them
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  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,788Member
    Hmmmm.. maybe ketchup? or mayo? im so boring! 
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  • Not_hisAnymoreNot_hisAnymore
    Posts: 285Member
    I have to go with mayo too.
  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 996Member
    Ranch makes everything better!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    CRAP! I'm torn on ranch and hot sauce! If cheese is a condiment I choose that though... lol

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  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,391Member
    Me mayo
    Dh a1
    Ds ranch
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  • ScaryMommyScaryMommy
    Posts: 3,535Administrator
    If cheese counts, that's mine. Let's make cheese count. And, also? Calorie free.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,715Confessional Manager
    LOL Calorie free would be super @scarymommy

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    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
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  • jezebeldelilahjezebeldelilah
    Posts: 337Member
    Hot mustard or sweet and sour sauce.mcdonalds sweet n sour. I am not a fan of there food but I love there hot mustard and sweet n sour. Now they charge for it...
  • Emmie
    Posts: 277Member
    Mayo!

    But cheese cannot be a condiment, it is a NECESSITY!  And bacon, also a NECESSITY!
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,873Member
    Ketchup. Second would be sour cream. I love to dip French fries in sour cream!
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  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,655Administrator, Moderator
    Soy Sauce is number one for sure, and Mayo is a very close second. 

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  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,786Member
    Ranch dressing
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  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
    Posts: 1,648Member
    Peanut butter
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  • momofdbbmomofdbb
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    Ranch !!!! That is an easy one lol.
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  • LLB
    Posts: 3,382Member
    Hmmm just one?!?! Mayo and sour cream are tied!
  • Charlotte_SometimesCharlotte_Sometimes
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    butter?  i don't know.  i love butter (real thing only)...   or avocado.  it can def be a condiment!
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  • LargeMargeSentMe
    Posts: 120Member
    I hope avocado doesn't qualify as a condiment--I often eat a whole one as a meal. I put sriracha on that, too!
  • sunnymommasunnymomma
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    Ranch!!!!! unless cheese counts.. quite often I have to find food to eat with ranch dressing and thats how I figure out whats for lunch! oh I also love vinegar, ketchup, hot sauce, garlic butter, mayo, and syrup!!
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  • Charlotte_SometimesCharlotte_Sometimes
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    LargeMargeSentMe said:

    I hope avocado doesn't qualify as a condiment--I often eat a whole one as a meal. I put sriracha on that, too!



    I do too, but if you smash it then it could count as a condiment, IMO. ;)  My boys love sriracha (sp?), they eat it on every freaking thing!
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  • jezebeldelilahjezebeldelilah
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    Sriracha what is this??
  • [Deleted User]
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    Sriracha is counted as a hot sauce in my book!!!!

    Cheese isn't a fair condiment- because duh, that's not a fair fight.
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,388Member
    Hidden valley ranch dressing
    =P~
    But franks red hot sauce is really close
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  • LLB
    Posts: 3,382Member
    Wait cheese is a condiment? And butter? Noooo I can't do this then!
  • many_moons_ago
    Posts: 338Member

    If cheese, butter and avocado are condiments then I CAN'T CHOOSE- it's just to painful.

    Otherwise it's Sour Cream!! But salsa is a close second.

    DH, DD and DS would choose tomato sauce (Ketchup) I swear they put tomato sauce on tomato sauce.

  • pdxmama
    Posts: 1,470Member
    Cheese and avocado are food... NOT condiments. I could make cheese and avocado into a meal (or at least a very hearty snack) all by themselves. Though tasty, I cannot say the same thing for ketchup or mustard!
  • SisyphusSisyphus
    Posts: 873Member
    Condiments? I Never wear them. ;)
  • [Deleted User]
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    HOT SAUCE!
    Get me a damn beer.
  • organicbabyorganicbaby
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    Garlic. Cannot live without garlic!
  • etherieletheriel
    Posts: 736Member
    Sammie said:

    Hot sauce. Most definitely. I have a hot sauce addiction. The fridge is a showcase for my hot sauce collection. You need different kinds depending upon what you're eating/cooking! :)




    Ditto this! I'm a hot sauce addict too and have a whole cabinet shelf full of many different kinds.
    If I'm not supposed to do it, how come I can?
  • wtfwit
    Posts: 220Member
    hotsauce lovers!! This is my DS9 and my favorite hot sauce i make at home :
    1 CAN OF TOMATILLOS drained (about 10 small ones come in can)
    9 arbol chiles
    1/4 white onion
    1 can whole tomatoes w juice
    1 tsp chick bouillon (to taste)
    Toast arbol chiles on stove top try not to burn them take stems off then blend w juice fr can of tomatoes and onion w chik bouillon. Once blended well, add tomatillos and tomatoes and either blend completely smooth or just a lil for it to be chunky. We like it hot but if u dont I guess 3 arbols would be mild. If you use fresh tomatoes and tomatillos, make sure you boil till soft.. fresh tomatoes in this taste wierd to me.
  • beachmommybeachmommy
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    A1 sauce if I had to choose just ONE.  I put that shit on everything.

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  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,541Member
    Barbecue sauce. I know. I'm weird. 
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  • momnipotentmomnipotent
    Posts: 498Member
    ketchup. or mayo. I cant choose
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    my nuts hang like there aint no curfew
  • momnipotentmomnipotent
    Posts: 498Member
    can I trade my salt and pepper in for the mayo?
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  • DontpooponthedogDontpooponthedog
    Posts: 240Member
    I have a niffy hot sauce addiction as well.  Luckily, the cheaper the better works for my palate.
  • Jjva
    Posts: 47Member
    Thank god cheese and butter don't count.
    I would probably pick mayo...just because there is too much you can't do without mayo.
    If we are talking about condiments as only things you put on TOP of other things (and they aren't considered condiments if they are used in the MAKING of the dish), I would say mustard.
  • GirlsOnly
    Posts: 142Member
    SALSA!!!! Can't live without it.
  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
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    I'd be SO totally screwed if I could only have one condiment...no way I could pick.
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