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So glad she said it to me and not her teacher...
  • GisleyandHank
    Posts: 300Member
    My husband was home with our Kindergartener and she did something to merit a reward. She asked for candy and he said sure. She asked "Can I have 11 pieces of candy?" and he said "You can kiss my butt." So when I got home she told me "Daddy said I can have 11 pieces of candy if I put my mouth on his butt."
  • notperfectnotperfect
    Posts: 762Member
    #-o Daddy is going to have to watch how he says things for a while.
  • Charlotte_SometimesCharlotte_Sometimes
    Posts: 1,756Member
    Oh geez!!!  LOL! 
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  • AloneOverseasAloneOverseas
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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  • GisleyandHank
    Posts: 300Member
    I'm so glad I found a place where people laugh at that story. It's not the kind of thing you can post on Facebook...
  • AnonUser28
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    Oh good lord! Can you imagine explaining that one to the teacher?? ahahaha!
  • French_momFrench_mom
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    lol oh my ... can't stop laughing.   I would have let daddy explain to the teacher where she learn to say that. You dig a hole under your feet man, you climb out of it yourself 


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  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,664Member
    BAHAHAHA
  • MouseMouse
    Posts: 85Member
    That was literaly laugh out loud funny
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  • LifeofchaosLifeofchaos
    Posts: 996Member
    Omg!!!! Hilarious.... Out of the mouth of babes! Can you imagine if she had sd that to the teacher ?!?!? Lol
  • wonderwomanx3
    Posts: 467Member
    I might have been tempted to post that on fb. That's awfully funny!
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,391Member
    Haha did daddy learn that Sarcasm and 5yr olds aren't a good thing?
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  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,557Member
    literally laughing out loud!
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  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,901Member
    =)) TG it wasn't the teacher! This sounds like something my dh would/will do!
  • GritsGrits
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    I totally would have posted that on FB! That is funny as hell!!!!
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  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,638Member
    Long, long, LONG before SM ever existed, my husband and I began referring to our neighbour as Dickhead, because that's what he is. Then we had DD and cleaned up our language, so we shortened that to DH. Now DD is asking what DH stands for. I don't think I'm ready to explain that one.
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